Dear Mr. D

I realize you are upset about my behaviour at camp this summer so I decided to write a list of things I shouldn't do at camp, so that next summer may be more enjoyable:

1) I must not exchange Percy's sword with an actual pen, for this may cause him great embarrassment when he is facing a fury.

2) I must not tell Mr. D he is an alcoholic, because he may get uncontrollably mad and prove me right.

3) I must not play Justin Bieber music in the Apollo Cabin, for this may cause them to sing Baby at the campfire, causing mass suicide.

4) I must not tell Clarisse that she is an ugly brute… at least not to her face.

5) I must not tell Luke that killing someone with a poisonous scorpion is completely stupid if you happen to have a sword with you.

6) I must not tell Medusa that she needs a haircut.

7) I must not tell Hades to get a life and stop planning to over power his brothers with idiotic and pointless schemes that may lead to world war three!

8) I must not ask Typhon to calm down!

9) I must not ask the hunters of Artemis if they'll go out with me, unless I want to get hit by a zillion arrows.

10) I must not tell Percy he was an accident!

Sincerely,

Jacky Percson