Dear Mr. D
I realize you are upset about my behaviour at camp this summer so I decided to write a list of things I shouldn't do at camp, so that next summer may be more enjoyable:
1) I must not exchange Percy's sword with an actual pen, for this may cause him great embarrassment when he is facing a fury.
2) I must not tell Mr. D he is an alcoholic, because he may get uncontrollably mad and prove me right.
3) I must not play Justin Bieber music in the Apollo Cabin, for this may cause them to sing Baby at the campfire, causing mass suicide.
4) I must not tell Clarisse that she is an ugly brute⦠at least not to her face.
5) I must not tell Luke that killing someone with a poisonous scorpion is completely stupid if you happen to have a sword with you.
6) I must not tell Medusa that she needs a haircut.
7) I must not tell Hades to get a life and stop planning to over power his brothers with idiotic and pointless schemes that may lead to world war three!
8) I must not ask Typhon to calm down!
9) I must not ask the hunters of Artemis if they'll go out with me, unless I want to get hit by a zillion arrows.
10) I must not tell Percy he was an accident!
Sincerely,
Jacky Percson
