New story! Constructive critisicm is welcomed, and flames will be extinguished. Please enjoy the beginning of this story. ~Hanyuu
Disclaimer: I do not own the Danganronpa series! If I did, this wouldn't be a fanfiction, would it?
"Umm... Hello? Is this thing on?" a male voice said. "Ulgh, I just have no idea anymore... Anyhow, as you know, I'll be going to your school, Hope's Peak Academy! Uh, but you already know that... Oh! I'm Karma! You probably already figured it out are already, but I'm not good with talking to a person across a screen. I mean, I love sites when people play games, but I've never actually talked to them when I expected them to hear me..."
A screen suddenly turned on. A skinny male high-school student with glasses was shown. He had jet black hair that was nose length and ahoge.
"Oh, but Ive been rambling about that for too long! My name's Karma! I'm the Ultimate Anime Artist! I'm shy when meeting new people, but I'm better when I talk to new people! Hm? ...What's that green light? Oh, did it finally start recording? I thought it always was! Man, how unprofessional!" Karma dropped his head.
"I don't think there's anything else to talk about... So, uh... Bye! Hope to see you at Hope's Peak!"
(Karma P.O.V.)
I found a door... And only a door... I think I should go through it... Wait... What? Why? Oh well... Why not...
What I found when I went through the door was just a classroom. There was no one else except for me and this girl. She was either pretty pale or had makeup on, and she had white hair.
"Uh, hey, is there anyone else?"
"Hm? Oh, we're the only ones this early."
"'This early?' I thought I came at the same time as everyone."
"Nope, everyone's coming at different times. I think."
"Really? Oh well..." I yawned. "F' some reason I feel... sleepy..."
"Okay. I get sleepy like that too sometimes. I'll try to wake you up when everyone's here."
"Really? Thanks..." And just like that, I fell asleep.
It was about 30 minutes until she woke me up. But, when she did...
"What the?!" There I was and the whole classroom, in a beach!
"Heeey! Are you awake now?" That girl said.
"Where are we?" I asked.
"I tried to wake you up, but you just wouldn't. Everyone came here and then Usami showed up and brought us to this island."
"Wait wait wait! Go a bit slower! Usami? And she brought everone to here?"
"Yup! Did someone call me?" All the sudden, a white rabbit plushie walked up to my desk.
"... I think I'm still dreaming..."
"Nope! I'm as real as rabbits are!"
"So you're Usami? Wow, I'm taking this a lot better than I think I should..." I started poking her for whatever reason.
"Yup! I'm Magical Miracle Girl Usami! Aka, Usami! Could you stop poking me please?"
I gasped dramatically. "You're real! And cute! And so fluff!"
"I think you meant to say 'so fluffy'." that girl said.
"Oh, yeah! I never got you're name!"
"The name's Chiaki Nanami. I'm the Ultimate Gamer. Nice to meet you!"
"I'm Karma Okami, the Ultimate Anime Artist! Nice to meet you too!"
"So Karma, you didn't wake up for about half an hour. Usami here appeared and somehow transported us and the whole room to this island."
"Uh, okay. So wait, is there more people on this island?"
"Yeah, 17 including us. In fact, there are two people over there." She pointed in the direction of a blond guy in a jacket looking over a guy with weird hair.
"Ooooiiii!" I ran over to them. The guy standing seemed to notice me.
"Why, hello there."
"Hi! I'm Karma Okami, the Ultimate Anime Artist! And you are?"
"Nagito Komaeda. Although, my Ultimate talent isn't all that amazing."
"Hm? What is it?"
"Ultimate Luck."
"Huh? Is that even a talent?"
"I told you it's not impressive."
"Wha? Did I say that out loud? Shoot! I'm sorry!"
"That's fine, that's fine. Hope's Peak does and annual country-wide lottery to pick a random regular student to attend. They must be really amazing to study something a vague as luck!"
"And what about this guy?"
"I dunno, he hasn't stopped doing that for a bit."
"Oh, well. I try to meet him later, I need to go with Chiaki. Bye!" I ran back to Chiaki, waving back at Nagito.
Suddenly, I heard a "ding" noise coming from my pocket. "Huh? Hope fragments? Oh well, I'll worry about that later."
"Oh, you're back. You ran off so suddenly."
"Did I? Sorry. Where's Usami?"
"She went to go meet the other students."
"Oh, Okay. Umm... hey, can I meet everyone with you or do you need to do something?"
"Hm... No, I'm good right now, but I already met everyone. I can still go with you though."
"Yay! Let's go!"
We went through the island's places of interest. First was the Usami Corral. There, we met Hiyoko Saionji and Akane Akabane.
We approached a little girl in an orange kimono. "Squish! Squish!" She was poking her fingers on the ground with all her might.
"Hello! My name's Karma Okami!"
"My name's Hiyoko Saionji! Squish! Squish!"
"Hiyoko's talent is dancing. She's known as the Ultimate Traditional Dancer." Chiaki said. "I don't know the specifics, but apparently, she's performed overseas with high expectations."
"Squish! Squish!"
"What'cha doing?"
"I'm squishing?"
"Hmm? Squishing what?"
"Mr. Ant! I'm squishing lots of Mr. Ants!"
"... Eh?"
"If you squish them just right, they make this awesome crunching noise! Wanna do it together?"
"Uh, that sounds like fun, but I need to meet more people."
"Aw, okay!"
She seemed a bit strange, but I won't put it past her.
Then, there was another girl next to her.
"Heeey! Who're you two?"
"I'm Karma Okami!"
"Gotcha... And she is?"
"Akane, we've already met before."
"We have? Haha, sorry! It's just that I suck at remeberin' names, and I've met so many interesting faces today."
"That's fine. I'm Chiaki, and please try to remeber."
"Yo! The name's Akane Owari! Nice to meetcha!"
"Akane is known as the Ultimate Gymnast, and an all-around super athlete. Rumor has it she's quite the troublemaker, but her athleticism is crazy."
I wonder... How does she do all that with her load? I bet she probably has fans just for that. That aside, she seems like a pretty nice person, but maybe a bit stupid.
"Hey, Karma,"
"Yeah?"
"Do you find her attractive?"
"Yeah, she's pretty, but I'm sexually attracted to males."
"Oh, you're homosexual?"
"Yup. Got a problem?"
"No, not really. That doesn't matter if I evaluate you."
"What do you mean eval... Nevermind." Is she checking me out?
Anywho, next is the hotel area. I didn't realize that there's this many people. We all had our own cottages, 17 in total. And then there's Hotel Mirai, which translates to future. Usami really wants us to be comfortable, doesn't she?
There was another beep in my pocket, but it was a different beep then when I'd meet people. I checked my phone thing and then under the pet option, there was a little alert signal, so I pressed it.
And then I saw the cutest pixelated thing ever! It was a little baby bunny thing! "Chiaki, what's this?"
"That's your pet. You walk around and raise your pet so they grow. You didn't know?"
"No, I wasn't awake, remember?"
"Then you don't know the name of your phone or its features?"
"Nope!"
"Okay so..." And Chiaki informed me about everything on the E-handbook.
After that, it was time to meet new people.
I saw this pretty buff looking guy, and he noticed me.
"Hm? That's right... You haven't told me your name. My name... I am the Ultimate Team Manager, NEKOMARU NIDAI!"
"That's kinda hot..."
"What? Speak up!"
"Hah, that was nothing! Uh, I'm Karma Okami."
"Hold it right there! Your voice is too soft! Let your vioce rise from the bottom of your stomach!"
"M-my name is Karma Okami!"
"No! You can be louder than that! Do it again!"
"I am Karma Okami! Pleasure to meet you!"
"I AM NEKOMARU NIDAI! Don't forget it, even if you go to hell! I am the Ultimate Team Manager, NEKOMARU NIDAI!"
"Uh, you don't need to repeat your name so much, I'll remeber it."
"Gah-hahaha! I agree to your terms!"
"Nekomaru here is the Ultimate Team Manager. He's lead many teams to national victory before, and on one case, saved the team from being shut down."
"So he's a team manager and not an actual player?"
"Yeah, but keep in mind he's an Ultimate."
Nekomaru looks pretty hot! He's got that muscle build and he's wearing a coat but no shirt as if teasing me, only showing the middle of his chest... Then there's that chain that just says things I can't tell you because I want to keep the ratings down...
"Karma? You're looking kind of pink. Are you okay?"
Chiaki pulled my head out of the clouds.
Oh shit! I got a boner thinking about this guy right in front of him! "Uh, hey Chiaki, let's go somewhere else!"
I scurried off, holding Chiaki's hand with one of my hands and the other covering my boner. We arrived at the end of the cottages. I sat with my legs crossed in the corner away from Chiaki.
"Man, I am so embarassed right now..."
"Did you get an erection?"
"Don't say it like that! Say boner, it sounds less sexual and more casual."
"Really? Okay."
I sighed. "What a klutz to think about that right in front of him... I only wanted to think about my impersonations."
"Don't sweat it. Boys going through puberty do that all the time. It's just hormonal changes."
"You girls are lucky. You don't have such an obvious involunatry sign of arousment."
Chiaki and I talked a bit while I waited, and I didn't even notice that it went down.
"Chiaki? Can we call it a day? I'm getting sleepy again..." I yawned again.
"We still have about 11 or 12 people left to meet. And don't yawn, it makes me-" and then she yawned. "Makes sleepy too."
"Well your yawning makes-" The yawning conintued until we both slept next to each other right outside our cottages.
Hanyuu: Did you know that talking, or even thinking about yawning makes you want to yawn? So let me know if you yawned while reading!
Karma: Why did you make me do that?
Hanyuu: *shrugs*
Karma: Screw you. *chases Hanyuu*
Hanyuu: Ah!
Karma: Next time on Danganronpa: A New Face
