Okay, you've probably guessed what this fic is about. YOU GUESSED IT!

Well, READ-ON fellow comrades, read on!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! But I'd pwn him in battle with my kekkai genkai: confusion jutsu!

Troublesome Women!

Shikamaru sighed and gazed at the calendar. Today was the worst day he had ever known. It was the dreaded Valentine's Day!

What Shikamaru hated the most was because, he, like so many of the guys in Konoha, would only get onigiri chocolates.

Nothing special.

No, all the special cookies and ice cream and cards and letters would go to Konoha's leading Heartthrob, Uchiha Sasuke.

Muttering about troublesome holidays, Shikamaru tied his hair and went out for the day.

Soon enough, when he was in view of the restaurant near his house, there was Sasuke.

He definitely wasn't by himself. It was sickening, really.

Sasuke gave up trying to kill all of the girls in his fanclub, so he just used a raffle machine and put all of their names in.

Whoever got picked would be able to go on a date with him for Valentines Day.

"Che. Troublesome Uchihas." he muttered, glaring at the spiky head of the boy.

He went a little closer.

Sasuke was counting the names. "497...498...499...500!"

'Wow' thought Shikamaru. 'He really has the nerve, doesn't he?'

The Uchiha boy put all of the names in a raffle ticket machine. He started to shake it.

Every single girl muttered, "Dear Kami, please make this the day," under their breaths.

The teen fished out a name. "Hyuuga...HINATA??" he was turning red.

It was evident that someone was playing a prank.

The Uchiha boy looked for anyone suspicious within the cluster of chicks.

Little did he realize that Tsunade was somewhere in the bar, snickering to herself.

Hinata was just walking by, when all of the girls in that restaurant glared at her.

"I-I-Is everyone o-o-okay?" she asked nervously.

No one spoke. Hinata recieved 499 death glares.

"G-g-g-gom-m-men-n-ne-ne-sai?"

"ARGH!" All 499 girls were attacking her.

Luckily for the Hyuuga, Sasuke whisked her away from the oncoming horde.

"Uchi-h-ha-san?" she was confused.

Sasuke was blushing. "Do you want t-to go to dinner with me?"

"S-s-sure, a-a-no, why?"

"Because it's Valentine's Day."

"Y-ye-YES! Arigato!"

Meanwhile Shikamaru was muttering away about troublesome girls and annoying hormones.

Little did he realize that 499 girls were looking at him.

"Whaddya want, women?" he asked.

And just like a flock of geese, the girls found a new boy to idolize in their fanclub.

Shikamaru finally got the girl attention he deserved (AHEM!)

Sasuke finally found his girl,

And Hinata was just an innocent bystander who got shot in a heart by Cupid himself.

FIN!

How was that? I'm just lazy today. One-shots are fun, though.