Title: 50 Shades of TETRIS

author's comments: an au where tetris block have feelings and sex and stuff. we're naughty people.

one day S block was walking down the street

with T block

S block said "BBYZ, WILL YOU LUV ME, 4-EVA?"

T block looked at S block.

"NO BBY. I WILL NOT LUV YOU 4-EVA. WE HAD BAD SEXXXXX THAT ONE TIMEEE. REMEMBA?"

S block was heartbroken. Or whatever blocks get when they're sad.

S block ran out into the street.

Big yellow bus was coming down the street.

It hit her.

And she was ded.

T block came out of wherevar they were and saw her body on da road.

T block leaned down.

T block whispered into S block's lifeless ear.

"BBYZ. I MEAN TO SAY THAT I WOULD LOVE YOU. 5-EVA. DA SEX WAS OKAY."

Then T block unleashed his load onto S block's ded body

He was holding it in this whole time.

It was great.

T realized he was a necrophiliac the whole time.

It was really great.

Like

really really great.

*~the end~*