Title: 50 Shades of TETRIS
author's comments: an au where tetris block have feelings and sex and stuff. we're naughty people.
one day S block was walking down the street
with T block
S block said "BBYZ, WILL YOU LUV ME, 4-EVA?"
T block looked at S block.
"NO BBY. I WILL NOT LUV YOU 4-EVA. WE HAD BAD SEXXXXX THAT ONE TIMEEE. REMEMBA?"
S block was heartbroken. Or whatever blocks get when they're sad.
S block ran out into the street.
Big yellow bus was coming down the street.
It hit her.
And she was ded.
T block came out of wherevar they were and saw her body on da road.
T block leaned down.
T block whispered into S block's lifeless ear.
"BBYZ. I MEAN TO SAY THAT I WOULD LOVE YOU. 5-EVA. DA SEX WAS OKAY."
Then T block unleashed his load onto S block's ded body
He was holding it in this whole time.
It was great.
T realized he was a necrophiliac the whole time.
It was really great.
Like
really really great.
*~the end~*
