Title: Cheeky
Lorne squirmed where he stood as he felt yet again that scrutinizing gaze fall upon him from behind. It had been happening for a couple of days now and he didn't know what to think of it. First he thought nothing of it; eyes gotta look somewhere, right? But then it happened again, and again, and sometimes it lingers just a bit longer before looking away quickly when it notices that it was being watched. And after oh so many looks, he was quite sure by now that Wesley was checking out his ass.
And it was happening again, right now - Lorne could just feel it. And he didn't know what to think. Should he be flattered? No one had so obviously checked him out before and he never thought that it was his best feature. Or should he feel disgusted, or at least a bit angry that he was being eyed so... obtrusively.
It's not that he thought Wesley was unattractive; he's quite the looker, actually, but he never felt that way about him before, and he doesn't think that he ever will - he's just a friend.
This is going to be awkward, Lorne thought with a silent groan, but he'll just have to let him down gently and hope that their friendship isn't going to be ruined by this.
Lorne turned around, and let out a tiny 'eep'. Wesley was walking towards him and he had a determined look on his face. Oh no, Lorne silently said, he's going to confess! This just got worse a hundred times over!
"Lorne?" Wesley said as he stopped in front of him.
"Um-hm?" This was it, the moment of truth.
"I have to tell you something..."
"Wesley, I'm sorry but-"
"I wanted to make sure at first but now I'm certain..."
"-I don't love you that way-"
"Did you know your left butt cheek vibrates? ...huh?"
End.
If you still don't get it, this is inspired bythe episode "Fredless"where Lorne casually tells Angel that his heart is in his left butt cheek.
