Summary: Blaine breaks up with Kurt after The First Time. Puck comforts and it turns into so much more. Puckurt, Blaine-bashing, Nick-bashing.

A/N: I was pissed at Blaine because I read a story where he was abusive, I was in love with Puckurt, I got pissed at Nick for being abusive to Jeff in another story, Jeff was being Jeff, I was listening to One Direction, and this is what came out of all that!


Broken Hearts and Butterscotch Pie

Kurt walked side-by-side with Blaine to glee club happily. He had lost his virginity to the most dapper, caring, boy in the whole world.

Blaine grabbed his hand and led him into the empty Spanish room, "We need to talk?"

"Yeah?" Kurt smiled at him.

Blaine sighed, "It was a bet."

"What?" Kurt asked, "What was a bet?"

Blaine bit his lip. He had really came to like Kurt, just like though. "You and me were a bet. Wes wanted to see if I could keep you long enough to win regionals. I lost. So he thought maybe we could win again, but you left. So Nick, Wes, and David placed a bet behind Jeff's back. They were going to see how long it took me to have sex with you," Blaine scoffed, "You actually believed I liked you? Love even? I'm sorry, Kurt. But you're about a social class under me and you're just...too much like a woman."

Kurt's eyes glistened, "Oh..."

"Kurt, I'm sorry-" Blaine started.

"Just get out, okay?" Kurt yelled, holding his head.

"Kurt, maybe-" Blaine tried.

"I told you to get the fuck away from me," Kurt growled when Blaine tried to place a hand on his waist as he leaned on the desks.

"Alright, see you in glee club," Blaine sighed, walking out.

Kurt ran out as soon as he saw Blaine was out of the hallway and ran into the boy's bathroom. There wouldn't be any jocks because they all would use the locker room after school.

Kurt slid down the wall and let out a sob, head in his hands. How could he have been so stupid?

Kurt picked up his phone, he had to tell Jeff, "Jeff!"

"Kurt, are you crying? What's wrong?" Jeff asked quickly.

"Blaine broke up with me and said Nick, Wes, and David were betting to see how long it would take him to get in my pants," Kurt croaked, "I...Jeff...I wanted to make sure that wasn't the story with you and Nick...just in case."

"I...I'm so sorry, Kurt. I didn't know about the bet, I promise," Jeff whispered, "Shopping this weekend?"

"Yeah," Kurt smiled softly, "I'll see you this weekend. Good luck."

"I'll need it," Jeff muttered, hanging up.

Kurt wiped his eyes, crying still.

"Hummel?" he heard a voice asked, "I heard the whole conversation on the phone."

Kurt looked up to see Puck standing there, looking at Kurt. Puck leaned down and sat beside him, pulling Kurt into his arms in a hug.

"Don't listen to him," Puck said, "I think you're perfect."

Kurt sniffled, "Really?"

"You're amazing and beautiful and you didn't deserve anything he said to you," Puck rocked him, "Don't give him those tears."

"Wh-Why are you being so nice to me?" Kurt whispered, "I mean, not that I'm not greatful, I really needed a hug. But we're on the boy's bathroom floor and a straight guy is hugging a broken-hearted gay guy. Why are you doing this?"

"Well..." Puck said, smirking, "Who said anything about me being straight?"

Kurt looked up at him in shock, waiting for the fomar-bully to yell "gotcha!" or "April Fools!" But it never came

"I'm bi," Puck said, "And I've liked you since sophmore year, Hummel."

"E-Even when you threw me in the dumpsters?" Kurt whispered.

Puck flinched, "Yeah, even then."

Kurt bit his lip, "I...Noah...I mean, I'm flattered and I've always...liked you. But, my ex-boyfriend just basically used me for sex. I don't know if I'm ready..."

Puck smiled at him charmingly, "I'll wait."

"Noah, you don't have to-" Kurt started.

"Sweetheart," Puck said in his ear, "I'd wait forever for you."

Kurt smiled at him.

"And by the way," Puck said, "You aren't too much like a girl for me. Your ass is all man," Puck smirked, "I would know, I've been watching it for two years now."

Kurt blushed red, "I..."

"Wanna walk with me to glee club?" Puck asked.

"I don't think I can go there today," Kurt whispered, shaking his head, blinking back tears.

"Then lets go to the diner down the street," Puck said, "We'll get you something sweet like you."

"I think that's one of the oldest pick-up lines in the book, Noah Puckerman," Kurt said, getting up.


"Here," Puck sat down as he came back from the buffet, giving Kurt a peice of pie.

"What is this?" Kurt demanded, poking at it curiously, "How much fat is in it? Noah-"

"Just enjoy yourself for once," Puck said, "It's butterscotch pie and the best thing in the whole world, Kurt. Well...besides you."

Kurt rolled his eyes, picking at the piece of pie.

"That's it," Puck said, grabbing a spoon, picking some up, and shoving it in Kurt's mouth.

"Noah!" Kurt said in shock.

Noah smiled, pleased with himself, "Good, right?"

"Yes, but-" Kurt's phone went off, a call coming in, "Hello?"

"K-Kurt!" Jeff sobbed, "You were right, Kurt! We were both just bets!"

"Oh, sweetie," Kurt said, "It's okay, calm down, Jeff."

"I can't face him again!" Jeff whimpered, "He picked out all my flaws right in front of the Warblers!"

"He what?" Kurt demanded, "Hold on a second," he covered up the phone, "Nick said Jeff was a bet too and picked out his flaws in front of the Warblers."

"All of them?" Puck demanded.

Kurt nodded.

"C'mon," Puck said, throwing some money on the table, "We're going to Dalton to kick some ass."

Kurt smiled, "Jeff, we'll be in your room in less than a half an hour with Noah's driving. Don't move."

"I don't plan on it," Jeff sniffled.

Kurt sighed, ending the call.


End of Chapter
I've done
a lot of Blaine-bashing and Nick-bashing latley. I don't know what's came over me! Sigh. But how about a new boyfriend for Jeff? I have an OC in mind played by Josh Hutcherson from the Hunger Games.