The Worst Punishment

A/N: Please don't take this too seriously: I just thought it up one day and thought it was too funny not to write. As always, any criticism is welcome.

In a world of a time travelling Uchiha…

A mysterious hooded man is shown

Akatsuki has been failing all its missions.

Scenic view of Amegakure, slowly zooming on one building

It is clear to all of them that something must be done

An image of a conference room, with all of Akatsuki sitting at a table

Nagato: I call this meeting to order!

Konan joins Nagato at the head center of the table

Konan: My fellow members of Akatsuki! Be warned, one of our number has less than honest intentions regarding this organization

Image of Itachi, calmly setting down his tea

Nagato (gravely): It is past time we considered the possibility…

Image of Itachi, placing it on the table

Konan: yes, there is only one solution…

Itachi tenses, ready to move at a moment's notice

Nagato: In retrospect, it is blatantly obvious…

Itachi slowly begins to stand

Konan: we have come to the conclusion…

Itachi stands up, Mangekyo frantically looking for an exit

Nagato: that zetsu (dramatic pause) is a plant! Kisame, take him away! Itachi, nice initiative. I hadn't considered the possibility that he would flee.

Itachi sits down, head in hands

Itachi (silently): I'm surrounded by morons.

A/N: This book was inspired by The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger. You should check that out if you haven't already