Yo! Me again. Just really wanted to make a fic that I haven't seen that often on FF, on where Naruto is a complete berserker/badass so that's what I'm gonna do! Enjoy!


Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, blah, blah, blah…


Song for this chapter(and kinda this whole story): Let It Burn - RED


"Just who the fuck do you think you are, kid!"

I laughed to myself. How many people had asked me that question…?

"Me?" I began, "I'm nobody. I'm just a guy you happened to piss off, so let the lady go, huh? Maybe you can walk away from this."

He gave me a look of disbelief before opening his mouth again. This guy's voice was… annoying.

"Look brat, I don't know who you are, but I'm leaving and I'm taking her with me!"

He noticed the headband that hung around my neck. He laughed.

"Ha-ha! What the hell's a missing nin from the Leaf doing way the hell out here? Didn't ya here kid? Your 'home' burnt to the ground six months ago! Why do you even bother wearing that damned thing anymore! You're-"

He stopped speaking when he noticed the kunai in his shoulder blade. He started to shake, hell, he might have pissed himself. I approached calmly, the woman to her chance and ran. As I closed in he shook a bit more. In a sudden burst of pride his face changed, he was angry again. He pulled the knife from his shoulder and readied it in front of him. Impressive, for an average thug he had a rather high pain tolerance.

"What? Don't like it when people mention that shithole of a village? You missing nin are all the same! You run away from your villages and then as soon as someone talks bad about them you get all pissy! Like I sa-"

I interrupted him again. I don't know if it was the shock or the pain this time, but the annoying ass noise he mad when I shoved my hand through his gut just made me wanna kill him even more. Through the mess I had made of his insides I could feel his spinal cord.

I grabbed it.

"Look, man," I said, a bit of a smirk playing at my lips, I loved this part. "I couldn't care less about that god damned hole in the ground, but the simple fact is, picking on women is unforgivable. And while it's annoying enough I had to go out of my way to save her…"

I threw a glance over my shoulder where I could sense the woman from before hiding behind the corner watching what I was doing so he would know who I meant.

"you just won't shut. The fuck. Up." With that I ripped his spine out and threw it on the ground next to where he had fallen. I pulled out one of the bottles I had hanging of my belt and used my chakra to siphon the blood from his body. Might as well not waste this.

As I turned around to walk away I got a glimpse of the woman I had just saved, the look on her face was one I should be used to by now.

She was terrified of me.

Who wouldn't be? I just tore another man's spine out of his gut.

She ran. They always run. No thanks for the demon I guess.

I think maybe I should tell you guys a bit about me before I get any further into telling this story. My name is Naruto Uzumaki… or is it Namikaze..? well regardless of whatever the hell you want to call me, I'm 23 years old, I stand at 6 feet 1 inches, have blond hair and I'm a missing nin. I left the Village Hidden in the Leaves when I was 15 years old. The war against Tobi and Kabuto's army had been won, and when I returned home I was shunned for the… "methods…." I had used to win it. I had used every ounce of the Kyubi's chakra to stop them, the beast was gone, I was no longer it's host, but I was denied entrance back into the village, Lady Tsunade, the woman I had thought of as my mother, fell in battle against Madara Uchiha and I guess the council thought I had fulfilled my purpose and cast me out.

No one spoke out against them.

Not a single one of my friends or teacher gave a shit enough about me to try and get them to let me back in. My life was over, I could never fulfill my dream of becoming hokage, and I could never see my "friends" again. Nothing was left for me. So I did the one thing I could think of doing.

I killed myself.

Well, I tried to, I kunai through the throat would generally kill most people, and without the Kyubi in me anymore I thought I was well on my way to the afterlife. But it was then I received an offer that changed my life. The Kyubi appeared before me, a smaller version of himself, but it was him. He offered to save me, to make me a member of the Fox Clan. I owe that fox everything.

He gave me a purpose again.

I broke my contract with the toads and trained for five years in the fox realm, Kitsunenohara (1)

I learned all their techniques, their fighting styles, learned to summon them, and most of all

I learned Sage Mode from the foxes.

This leads me to where I currently am, walking down the dark streets of Kumogakure, in the middle of the night searching for the only Jinchuuriki that I actually know, Killer Bee. It's all part of the task I was assigned during my training, I have to find all the Jinchuuriki and get them to join our cause. You see, the Kyubi has come up with a plan that I think will turn out to be a lot of fun, and even though it's a pain in my ass to have to find all the Jinchuuriki, it'll be worth it later on so I'm glad to help, after all, I owe the fox my life. But what is this plan you say? Well I'm glad you asked! You see, my master, the Kyubi no Kitsune wants one thing.

He wants to rule the world!


(1) Kitsunenohora roughly translates to fox-field

Kinda short… but most first chapters are, trust me I have some crazy ass ideas for this story and where I'm gonna take it, I currently lack any idea as to what the pairing will be in this one so you guys should review or PM me with who you'd like to see paired up with Naruto. Keep in mind he's gonna be pretty insane sometimes.

Anyways, thanks for reading, rate and review and all that jazz.