Author's Note: Hello! Okay, so I found this piece of an idea that had come to mind about four years ago. It was short, but find of amusing to read after several years had gone by. So I thought: 'Why not share it?', and here we are! The quality is not the best, but I hope you like it regardless.
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It was a completely normal day, in a normal town, and in a normal school. Or.. well, not really.
Don't get me wrong, it was normal, for us. The teacher slept in his chair, snoring might I add, while the children ran around in the classroom. We aren't exactly this horrifying in other classrooms, with other teachers, but in this class we were. The teacher was a 32 years old man, with brown hair, and a sleepy expression. And he.. well, he always slept. And, I mean always. He didn't even wake up when the day was over! Normal teachers should've woken up when we bombared the classroom with flying paper, books, and children, but no. Never. Maybe because his name's Hypnos.
Anyway, where was I? Right, we bombared the classroom.
"I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this..!" Well, not everyone. Athena, the smartest girl in the class kept chanting, while trying to write things down in her book, even though there was nothing to write about. It was history, duh, it had already happened!
A group of girls shrieked when a book came flying their way, dodging it effectively by running away in horror. One of them tripped and almost fell because of her big clacks.
The one who had thrown the dangerous man-eating book, laughed like a barbarian. Ares, of course. Who else? Clearly not Aphrodite, who stood behind him and giggled at his muscles.
"I'M THE GREATEST PERSON ON THIS EARTH!" he yelled, which made Athena stand up. Now, that was bad. "Enough." she said, with a dangerous sparkle in her eyes. "It's enough! ARES, STOP SHOUTING LIKE AN IDIOT, WHICH YOU'RE BY THE WAY! APHRODITE, STOP LOOKING AT HIM LIKE HE'S A GOD! POSEIDON, STOP DOING PAPER-BOATS! THEY CAN NEVER EVER TAKE YOU TO ATLANTIS ANYWAY! AND HERMES, GET DOWN FROM THAT DAMN LAMP!" Everyone stared at her, not even noticing poor Hermes who dropped down from the ceiling. "I- I did believe I can fly.." he said, shaking his head.
Hera stopped sounding like a bird.
Poseidon actually stopped doing paper-boats.
Ares stopped roaring like an idiot.
Aphrodite stopped giggling.
Zeus stopped moving his socks across the floor.
Hades really did came out of the corner.
Persephone stopped whining.
Hestia stopped playing with the fire.
Hephaestus stopped trying to construate a bomb.
Dionysos stopped drinking.
Artemis stopped talking to her teddy-bear.
Demeter stopped eating cereals.
Apollo stopped reciting poems, which was a miracle for us all.
And, for once, our teacher actually woke up, murmered something about unicorns, and then his head fell down again.
