A/N Here's the story!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Bobobo.
Ahhh….it feels good to narrate again. Only if the producers would pay me more, I'd do a great job! But instead, I'm quitting! Ha! Those producers will beg me to come back! Beauty will now be narrating.
The narrator walked out the doors from the studio and Beauty was put in front a blank screen under a spotlight.
"Um…" Beauty said nervously. "In episode 61 a new villain was revealed, her name was Rem. She usually falls asleep so I don't know how Bobobo won't defeat her. Anyway, Service Man had came to rescue me and I still didn't get my pony! But this episode won't be continuing from-" Beauty got cut off by the narrator.
I'm back! I really didn't quit! Beauty is a horrible narrator!
"Hey!" Beauty said indignantly.
Anyways, Don Patch will be narrating from now on! He's waaaaay better then Beauty!
"Just start the show before this episode ends already!" Beauty yelled.
Ok! Fine! You don't have to be mean about it. Ahem, anyways, here it is! What you've all been waiting for! The most-
"Narrator!"
Here's Bobobo!
"Oompla! Oompla!" Don Patch sang. "I'm Don Patch! I like kittens! Yeah! I'm the star! Oh yeah! Now crank it up Jelly!"
"Yo! I'm Jelly! I'm good for your belly! I have a shelly! I'm so leechy! My real name is Kelly!" Jelly Jiggler sang. "I'm an amazing singer!"
"No you're not!" Beauty said covering her ears. "Stop singing! I think I'm going to be deaf!" Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler thought for a moment, and then the two decided to sing loud near Beauty's ears. Beauty punched the two in the air when they did that. "Don't ever do that again!!"
"Dang Beauty, you sure have a short temper today." Bobobo said sitting lazily under a tree. "If your so mad, take it out on Gasser." Beauty thought for a moment about what Bobobo said.
"What?! Hey, don't hit me! I didn't do anything!" Gasser said defensively.
"Don't worry Gas Can, I'd never hit you." Beauty said in her cheery voice. Gasser let out a relived sigh.
"Let's play connect the monkeys!" Don Patch said. A bunch of monkey were hanging from a tree connected.
"WHY ARE THEY REAL MONKEYS!!?" Beauty asked freaked out as usual.
"I used to play this when I was a kid! Only, the monkeys weren't alive." Gasser said staring up at the monkeys. Then one monkey threw a banana at him. "And they weren't throwing bananas!"
"I'll never get you two." Beauty sighed.
"That's right!" Don Patch agreed. "Hmmm…now all we have to do is play jump rope with Jelly Jiggler!" Don Patch jumped on Jelly Jiggler holding a rope.
"HEY!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY JUMP ROPE AND JELLY JIGGLER SHOULDN'T BE JUMPED ON!" Beauty said shocked. Don Patch didn't listen to her and just kept on jumping on Jelly Jiggler.
"Why is that I'm the only one who gets tortured here a lot!?" Jelly Jiggler said his eyes bulging out with tears coming out from Don Patch jumping on him.
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"Ok! Fine narrator! I'll introduce what's going to happen next!" Beauty said irritated. She sighed and went on. "In the Bobobo theater, a sad story of Jelly Jiggler's childhood will play."
"Why are you doing the narrator's job!?" Gasser asked confused.
"He quit."
Bobobo Theater:
Young Jelly Jiggler was happily swinging on the swings when a kid bigger than him pushed him off and started jumping on him.
"Haha! Your lame!" Said the kid.
"Hey look! It's Loser Jiggler!" Another kid said, and then everyone started laughing at him. The young Jelly Jiggler started crying from all the torture he was getting.
"I'll show you all that I'm better!" Jelly Jiggler said, tears running down his face. "You'll all see!"
End
"That was a sad story. Are you going to be alright when Don Patch stops jumping on you?" Gasser asked.
"I think so. Thank you for caring." Jelly Jiggler said crying like he did in the Bobobo theater. "At least one person still cares about me!" When Don Patch stopped jumping on Jelly, he ran up to Gasser and hugged him.
"Thank you for caring! Thank you so much!" Jelly Jiggler said happily, tears of joy running down his face. "Thank you!"
"You can stop hugging me now." Gasser said in a squeaky like voice because Jelly Jiggler was squezing him to hard. "Somebody help!"
"Awww…that is such a sweet sight!" Beauty said in awe.
"No it's not! Get off me!" Gasser kicked Jelly Jiggler's leg and started breathing normally again.
"Y-you don't c-c-care?" Jelly Jiggler asked, trying to stop from tears running down his face. "But why!? I thought you did!"
"You made him cry! I will fight you now!" Don Patch said holding up his Don Patch Sword (Green Onion). "You will pay for this!" He punched Beauty in the leg.
"Hey! Don't attack her!" Gasser yelled. Then Bobobo came in the picture. He noticed that Jelly Jiggler was sobbing.
"Jelly Jiggler! What happened?! Who made you cry!?" Bobobo asked desperately wanting to know who did.
"It-it was…Beauty." Jelly let out weakly. Bobobo gasped, then he punched Jelly Jiggler in the air.
"That's a lie!!" Bobobo exclaimed. Then Dengaku Man showed up.
"Hi! I'm Dengaku Man and I-what is Don Patch doing to Beauty!?" Dengaku Man noticed Don Patch was giving Beauty a haircut.
"Oh sweetheart, you'll look absolutely gorgeous!" Don Patch said wearing a blonde wig and pink lipstick. He was trimming Beauty's hair a bit.
"Hey, your right! And nothing bad is happening!" Beauty said happily, holding up a mirror. "Oh! There's Dengaku Man!"
"Hi Beauty!" Dengaku Man waved at her. She waved back, then noticed that Don Path was cutting her hair.
"Stay away from me!" Beauty punched Don Patch in the air.
"Do you think this episode is going to end now?" Bobobo asked Beauty.
"What? No! There's much more to see!" Beauty said. "Besides, the narrator quit so I'm the new narrator, but I still want my pony!"
"Here's your pony!" Don Patch said happily dragging Gasser closer to her. "See, he's your new pony!" Don Patch dragged Gasser close enough to Beauty to make the two blush. Then after two seconds Don Patch slapped the two in the face
"What do you think you two are doing just standing around! We have business to do!" Don Patch said in a suit. "And where's the narrator!?"
"I'm the new narrator but you can have the job instead!" Beauty said pointing to herself then Don Patch. "I have a complaint! Where's my pony!? You still didn't give me my pony!"
"You're not getting any ponies until you make ten dollars!" Don Patch said.
"AHHHHH! IT'S JUST TOO MUCH INSANITY!" Beauty yelled putting her hands on her head. "Why are you guys so insane!" She started running around a tree.
"Hey missy! No running! Gasser, go chase her!" Don Patch said angrily, still in a suit.
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
"Fine!" Then he started chasing Beauty around the tree which was harder then it looked.
"Mr. Don Patch sir, um, can I have a raise?" Bobobo asked shyly. Don Patch thought for a moment then said yes.
"You work harder then those two over there by that tree! You deserve a raise!"
"Thank you!" Then he skipped off wearing a Japanese school girl uniform.
"Meow!" Jelly Jiggler said crawling up beside him. He was acting like a cat.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Don Patch screamed. He pulled Gasser by the collar to Jelly Jiggler.
"What was that for! You almost choked me!" Gasser said rubbing his neck.
"Help me! This is an evil cat! It wants to eat me!" Don Patch said hiding behind Gasser; not wearing a suit anymore.
"Jelly Jiggler isn't a cat!" Gasser exclaimed. "He's jelly that tastes like leeches!"
"He stills scares me!" Don Patch complained.
After thirty more minutes of insanity, the gang got tired and decided to rest for a while. The bad part was that they only rested for a couple of minutes because Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch, and Bobobo started dancing, and Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler started singing in their horrible voices again. Beauty and Gasser were covering their ears.
"I'm the most beautiful girl ever!" Don Patch sang. "I have a pretty face! I'm so much more prettier than Beauty! I'm so cool and girly! I love to shop and play video games! I love make-up and jewelry! Jelly Jiggler is my boyfriend!"
"WHAT!!!?" Beauty and Gasser asked freaked out.
"Yes, I am, Don Patch's boyfriend. She's a beautiful girl!" Jelly Jiggler also sang.
"Someone must've hit you in the head with a coconut if you think Don Patch is pretty." Beauty said to Jelly Jiggler. Then Jelly Jiggler suddenly started crying.
"It's true! I did get hit in the head with a coconut!" He wiped away his tears with his lucky hanky.
"Beauty! How could you make Jelly Jiggler cry like that!?" Bobobo asked surprised.
"I didn't know he really got hit in the head with a coconut!" Beauty exclaimed.
"Apologize missy!" Don Patch ordered.
"I'm sorry Jelly Jiggler." Beauty said as sympathetically as she could. Jelly Jiggler stopped crying and looked at her for a moment. The sun glistening in his eyes.
"You really do care!" Jelly Jiggler said tears of joy running down his face one more. "Unlike Gasser." He added.
"Hey! I care!" He said.
"Yeah right! He cheated on me!" Bobobo said in a Japanese school girl uniform again. "I used to be his girlfriend but he cheated on me for Beauty! He went on a date with her!"
"You were never my girlfriend!" Gasser said. "And I never dated Beauty!" He added blushing, but Bobobo didn't believe him. He just hit his face with his purse, which was filled with a punch of hard rocks.
"Hey, don't hit Gas Can!" Beauty said defensively.
"I won't hit you because you're a girl of course." Bobobo said. "But I'll have to hit someone else!" He returned back to his normal self and punched Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler in the sky. "That'll teach both of you!"
"Hey! Where'd I go in this episode!?" Dengaku Man asked indignantly. "I was supposed to be here, too!"
"Hey look! That thing is a bug! And it's white! Ewwww! It's so disgusting!" Bobobo said in a disgusted girly tone.
"I'm not a bug I'm a dog! And for your information I'm the cutest thing ever! Just ask Beauty!" Dengaku Man said indignantly. "I am! I am! I am!"
"No, the cutest thing here is our Northern Gas Hound!" Bobobo said putting dog ears and paws on Gasser. "See?"
"He's not even a dog!" Dengaku Man complained. "And even if he was, I'd be more cuter!" He stuck out his tongue.
"Hey! Hey! Jelly Jiggler and I are on vacation and we can't do that while you four are fighting!" Don Patch said drinking lemonade. "So be quiet!"
"Yeah! I can't read my book on my lucky hanky!" Jelly complained. He had on his reading glasses and continued to read his book.
"Has anyone noticed that this is a really long episode?" Bobobo asked. Everyone nodded their heads no. "Hmmm…the author must want to type a lot today!"
"I guess your right!" Don Patch said.
"I thought you were on vacation! It's better when you don't talk because usually you're annoying!" Beauty said. Don Patch gasped.
"Did she just say what I think she just said?" Don Patch asked. "I think she did!" He added after no one answered. "For your information little princess! My fans love it when I talk, so never say that again and nobody gets hurt, alright? Good!"
"Author! Just end this episode so we can get on with the next one! This is turning out to be long!" Beauty yelled, but the author didn't want to. "Ugh."
"Anyways, I wanted to say that Jelly Jiggler and I broke up but we're back together again!" Don Patch said happily.
"We don't care." Bobobo, Beauty, and Gasser said dully.
"What! You don't care about my relationship with Don patch?! The love of my life!" Jelly Jiggler said shocked. "You people are cruel."
"Like anyone cares." Beauty said dully. "I wish this episode would end already. I'm feeling a bit tired." She fell asleep right where she was.
"This story just ended up to be four pages long already! How long is she going to make it!?" Gasser asked irritated. "Besides, I think it's already 11:00 p.m. We should get some rest." He yawned and sat down next to Beauty.
"We can't sleep now! Please! I ate a whole bag of sugar today so I'm really hyper now!" Don Patch screamed in his ear.
"OW! Don't do that!" Gasser said rubbing his ear.
"Hello everyone! This is a poem about Jelly Jiggler!" Bobobo said getting in front of everyone. "Jelly has no belly, his actual name is Kelly. That is all."
"That was great!" Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler clapped.
"At least it rhymed." Gasser said dully. "Can't I just go to sleep?"
"NO!" The three screamed at him.
"Besides, I need fish! Big fish to eat!" Don Patch exclaimed. Then he looked over at Jelly. "I'll eat him instead!" He ran over to Jelly Jiggler and started eating him on the arm. "You taste like leeches."
"No I don't! I'm supposed to taste like jelly and I do!" Jelly said indignantly.
"You taste like leeches?" Bobobo asked. He took a bite out of Jelly Jiggler's shoulder and then examined his blue body. "You do taste like leeches, what if your actually Leech Jiggler! What did you do with Jelly Jiggler!?" Bobobo was getting ready to punch Jelly Jiggler.
"I really am Jelly Jiggler! Not Leech Jiggler!" Leech-I mean-Jelly Jiggler said defensively. "Please believe me! Leech Jiggler is my evil twin brother from Saturn and he always haunts me because he has more friends then me and I want better friends!"
"Believe him! He really is jelly!" Dengaku Man said, but the three ignored him.
"Gasser, do you think Jelly Jiggler tastes like leeches. Here, try a bite." Don Patch handed him a bit of Jelly Jiggler.
"Uh, no thanks. I don't really like eating leechy jelly." He said.
"You don't like jelly!!!!?" Jelly yelled. "How could you say that!"
"I know! You just insulted my boy!" Don Patch said. "He is the best boyfriend ever! Don't insult him!" Don Patch hugged Jelly Jiggler.
"And Don Patch is the best girlfriend ever!" Jelly Jiggler said hugging Don Patch.
"Why are you two dating anyway!?" Gasser asked. "Your not meant for each other!"
"Yes we are! You just want me all to yourself!" Don Patch said.
"No I don't! Who would!" Gasser exclaimed. Don Patch pulled out Yaa Yaa.
"This is our baby." Don Patch said. "We got married and I got pregnant."
"I didn't want to hear that and that's just a doll!" Gasser said a bit disgusted.
"You insulted my baby!" Don Patch said angrily. "Don't worry Yaa Yaa, it's ok, he didn't mean to be so mean to you. He's just always mean to everyone."
"But Jelly Jiggler cheated on me!" Bobobo said once again wearing a Japanese school girl uniform. "He got married to Don Patch when he was supposed to get married to me!"
"You mean you cheated on both of us!" Don Patch exclaimed also wearing a Japanese school girl uniform. "How could you do that! I knew there was something suspicious about you when we started going out for a month! You're such a player!"
"What! She's lying! I never went out with Bobobo!" Jelly Jiggler exclaimed wearing a Japanese school boy uniform. "But we need to end this episode real soon or it'll be too long! Besides, I think I'm in big trouble now!"
"You're right!" Don Patch agreed, back to his normal self.
"Bye everyone!" Bobobo said still in a Japanese school girl uniform. Then the three of them went to sleep.
"They finally slept." Gasser said. He yawned and slept next to Beauty.
A/N I know this was very long, but this is the first episode! Ok, I don't think the next episode will be that long! But I enjoyed typing this! And I know there's too many quotes! I'm just a quoty person!
