Inu-houshi and Miroku-Hanyou

**Okay here is my new story. I hope you like it! Review please!

"Osuwari!" yelled Kagome to Inuyasha as he picked on an innocent old man. Inuyasha fell with a loud thump.

" What was that for woman?" asked Inuyasha angrily.

" You were pestering that poor old man for no reason!" Miroku chuckled as they continued on their way to the nearest village.

They stopped in front of a large house (house, shack, whatever they were called back then) Miroku knocked on the door and an old man opened it and said, " May I help you young monk?"

Miroku put on his worried look and said, " I am sorry to bother you, but I sense a evil cloud hanging over your house and I would like help you."

" Oh my goodness." The old man looked worried. "Will you help me?" Miroku smirked.

" Of course. As payment I would like you to let me and my friends stay the night here." The old man nodded and led them inside.

They were given a fairly sized room to sleep in and a hot meal for each of them. Sango sighed.

" Miroku, sometimes you are too much, you shouldn't lie like this," she said. Miroku just looked at her.

"Hey at least it gives us a nice place to sleep and a hot meal every once in a while." Sango just shook her head and got up and grabbed a towel.

" Kagome-Chan, won't you join me in a nice hot bath?" Kagome got up quickly and grabbed a towel and joined her friend.

*****

Sango and Kagome undressed and hopped in the hot spring. They sat down and started chatting away like they usually did because here there weren't any PEOPLE listening.

" I can't believe that Inuyasha was pestering a poor old man for no reason," complained Kagome.

"Well at least he doesn't grope you at every chance," Sango complained back.

Kagome sighed and said," I wish he would at least try to grope me once in a while, but he's to stubborn to do that."

Sango rolled her eyes and said," Well I would like Miroku to be a little bit more stubborn and not grope me."

" Maybe Miroku would like that too, because then he wouldn't get slapped as much," Kagome said. They both giggled at this.

*****

Miroku and Inuyasha sat behind the bushes and listened to the girl's conversation.

" I wish Inuyasha would at least try to grope me once in a while, but he's too stubborn to do that." They heard Kagome complain.

" She wants to be groped?" asked Inuyasha.

" I would gladly help her with that," teased Miroku.

" You better not touch her!" Inuyasha said. Miroku laughed at his friend and they continued to listen.

" Well I wish Miroku was more stubborn and didn't grope me." They heard Sango complain back.

" Maybe they would be happier if we changed personalities." Laughed Miroku. Inuyasha laughed back and they fell.

Sango heard the crash and whispered to Kagome," They were listening the whole time!"

" Oh my god! Lets find some way to pull them in the water." Said Kagome.

" Okay I will stand up and say I wish Miroku were here and he will come running and Inuyasha won't be far behind and when they come I will have them sit down by the water and you will pull them in." Sango said. " Okay, ready?" asked Kagome.

" Yup."

Sango put her towel around herself and stood up and said " Oh man Kagome, I wish Miroku was here to come in and rub my back for me." Kagome giggled as she heard Inuyasha and Miroku talking and then running over.

" Here I am Sango my love! I will rub your back for you." Said Miroku as he ran over.

" Oh Miroku! I had no idea that you and Inuyasha were here! Well sit down by the water and put your feet in and rub my back for me, and you sit there too Inuyasha." Said Sango to Inuyasha and Miroku.

" Okay", they said. Miroku and Inuyasha sat down. They suddenly felt someone pull at their feet and then, SPLASH! They fell in the water. Sango and Kagome laughed and waited for them to come up, but they never did!!

Okay, how did you like my story? My friend Kagome-Chan gave me a couple of ideas so some of this was her idea. Review and tell me what you think. I need at least 5 reviews to continue on to the next chapter. Love you! ^-^
**Sango**