The Island of Love or Hell

Summary: After winning the King of Iron Fist Tournament 5, Xiaoyu is finally able to fund a whacky romantic reality show. Not for Xiaoyu fans. Includes one OC.

Disclaimer: we do not own Tekken, Totoro, or any game shows.

Prologue-For the love of Jin –Jin

Heihachi Mishima glared at his Rolex watch; he had been waitingcomplicated for that ditzy Chinese girl for over an hour now. He sighed in exasperation; his directions had probably been too complicated for Ling Xiaoyu. He began to descend into his car when a shrill voice caused him to cringe.

" Grandpa Heihachi, wait!" A bouncy girl with pigtails rushed towards him. "I'm sorry I'm late, but pandas are sooo stupid.

Heihachi rubbed his temples. "Why are pandas so stupid, Ling?" He asked.

"Because they don't know how to tell directions. I told her it was this way…but she wouldn't listen." She said darkly.

A shiver ran down Heihachis spine. "What happened to Panda, Ling?"

"Oh, she just happened to "walk" into busy traffic."

"Okay " Heihachi said slowiny, seriously regretting being remotely involved with her.

"We're here to discuss my future with Jin Jin." Ling said cheerfully.

"Yes, yes where should we go to talk?" Heihachi asked.

Ling jumped into the Limo and said "Drive."

The driver complied and Ling rolled p the connecting window. "Being the winner of the king of iron fist tournament 5," she began squeakily.

"By default." Heihachi added.

"Who would have thought that all 30 contestants would become terribly sick at the same time?" Ling asked breezily.

"Who would have thought indeed." Heihachi muttered.

"I'm finally going to claim my prize." Ling said. "I want enough money to make a game show called "Island of Love or Hell". I will handpick all the contestants…and you,Grandpa Heihachi can be priest…"

When Xiaoyu had finished explaining the rules of the game show and who she intended on picking, an evil grin spread across his face. Kazuya was safely married to Jun, but Lee and Jin were very single. And if they got annoying wives, that would certainly kill Kazuya. Heihachi took out a contract.

"Very well, Ling Xiaoyu, I agree to your terms. Now If you will please sign here, I make sure your dreams become a reality."

A big grin spread across her face and she happily signed the contract. "For the love of JinJin!" She sang happily. "Thank you, grandpa Heihachi."

"No, no thank you," Heihahi said handing her out of the car. "You've helped me so very much…"