The cab driver and the umbrella

MIROKU: So I was in this cab today and There was this guy in there with me right and...

INUYASHA: why were you in a cab with a guy?

MIROKU: The guy was already in the cab when I got in, now let me finish the story.

INUYASHA: alright dang, so freakin' horomonal

MIROKU: So anyway, I was thalking to the guy when he pulls out this umbrella and says " You want to see something hilarous?" and I'm like " sure I could go for a good joke." So he pulls out the umbrella and puts it between his legs as the cab is taking me over here right.

INUYASHA: so the dude did this just a minute ago?

MIROKU: yeah, now can you please stop interupting me?

INUYASHA: yeah,(thinks to himself) moody Bastard!

MIROKU: So where in the cab and the umbrellas between his legs and this smokin' hot, fine chick walks down the street and guess what he did with the umbrella?

Inuyasha: what?

MIROKU: as soon as the car passes her he hits the trigger button on the umbrella, it pops up and his facew turns bright red. Then the dude starts rubbing the umbrella and makin' sick sounds.

INUYASHA: dude no way!

MIROKU: He puts the umbrella down as we pull up to your street, then the cab driver looks back to ask for his money and the umbrella goes up again. But you know what the worst thing is?

INUYASHA: what?

MIROKU: The cab driver was a guy! and it was koga!

MIROKU: You want to know something else?

INUYASHA: what?

MIROKU: The guy was sesshy!

(just as miroku say's this they both hear a knock at Inuyasha's door and guess who it is...