Authors note – this has been polluting my mind for a bit – yes it is distillation of a number of clichés and borrowed ideas, but it amused me – anyone who wants to take the basic idea and run with it are welcome -
ESSENCE OF PURE LOVE
"Yes, yes oh god yes! I think I have found all that we have been looking for" Hermione announced to her research group. Her girls, as she thought of them looked up and they started to crowd round her looking over her shoulder at what she had found. Hermione's brain was working at great speed as she assimilated all she knew and had just learnt, and came to a startling conclusion.
Daphne leant extra close, resting her breasts on Hermione's shoulder slowly dragging them up to her neck, because she enjoyed it and it also turned Hermione on usually , then asked "Do you really think so?"
"Well we know that the prophecy says that Harry has a power that Voldemort knows not, and as we all know Dumbledore is sure that power is love, and Voldemort can't conceive of a coven based on love. This manuscript states that the only other way a Horcrux can be defeated other than stabbing it with basilisk venom encrusted fang is by the Essence of Pure Love!".
A moment of silence greeted this pronouncement as the 12 other young witches in Hermione's coven looked at each other.
"That it?" Susan asked in disbelief, "We have spent 3 months researching this and this is all we have come up with? Essence of Pure Love?"
"Hermione, all that tells us we now need to discover what Essence of Pure Love is!" Hannah continued resting her chin on Susan's shoulder with her arms around her close friend cupping Susan's breasts. "And in all my research or knowledge of the magical world I have never heard of any mention of Essence of Pure Love."
A general murmur of agreement meet Hannah's comment.
Hermione looked at her coven and she really tried to keep from being the lecturing know it all that they all loved and respected but it was hard.. "Okay, lets define love. Love as we have shown each other is infinite, it's not like a cake with only so much to go round. The more love there is the more it grows. That I love Daphne does not mean that I love Luna less. My love for Harry does not mean there is less love for the rest of you."
"Yes, Hermione you have proven time and again that your capacity for hot lovin' is legendary" Lavender quipped from Hermione's other shoulder, " but what in the name of Harry's enormous member are you getting at? Please elucidate for those of us less intelligent than you?"
Snorts of amusement rippled around the girlfriends, at Lavender being typically blunt, and her latest Harry-centric exclamation.
"I knew I shouldn't have given you that photo Colin took of Harry in the shower after that recent quidditch match" Parvati sighed.
"Well its difficult to think of anything else sometimes, coldest day of the year, and all the rest of the boys willies in the photo still had not reappeared. Look" she said fishing her copy of the photo from inside her bra where she stored it close to her heart, "its almost half way down his thigh!" showing it around the group in breathless excitement
The amusement descended into giggles as Lavender drifted off with a dreamy look on her face, before she launched herself at Hermione, glomping her with a huge and passionate snog and a nipple tweak for good measure.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing Harry with us all, I can't wait to have him stuff that inside me! I want to you guide him in, you will, please say you will!" Lavender begged amidst by now general laughter as Hermione struggled with the witch on her lap.
"Yes Lavender I will personally guide Harry's huge penis into your tiny little vagina, but until that happy day can I please continue?"
Realising that Lavender was not likely to move any time soon and rather enjoying Lavender's attention to her hyper-sensitive nipples, Hermione shifted Lavender to a more comfortable position on her lap.
"Well if I understand this and I have made the mental connection from all the information we know there are 3 solutions to getting rid of a Horcrux. One a ritual so dark that I scarcely want to think about it, and two light rituals that will require all of us at the same time. Problem is that we all need to be involved and that means some of you need to openly declare for Harry and for those of you in Slytherin who have been running a double life since I turned you, there will be no going back."
Pansy, Tracey, Blaise and Daphne looked at each other and shrugged, "Its going to happen sooner rather than later, at least once we declare ourselves as a coven and Harry as our warlock, we will be able to move out of Slytherin into stated taking therole of Slytherin spokes-witch. "What worries me more is how Harry will react to a covenhaving formed in his name and without his knowledge, from you have said he hates people making decisions for him."
"Don't worry about that, Harry can be easily persuaded once he has all the facts and options I will put to him, remember I have some experience and he does have a rather large incentive! Okay lets get the information on the dark ritual out of the way. Its pretty grim but in essence we would all have to have a child by Harry, the children have to be conceived with true love, and then we would have to sacrifice the children by bleeding them to death onto the Horcrux's. The blood of a new born child would be in a dark ritual the Essence of Pure Love."
Silence then a general "Ewwww" erupted from the crowded round witches.
"I think we can count that out, the other 2 rituals are more fun but mean a serious timing issue. One, we each conceive a child as a group and once the children are born we use our breast milk to destroy Horcrux's. However this has a potential flaw in that the breast milk is not directly from Harry but a result of Harry's actions, but my thinking is that a mothers breast milk is an Essence of Pure Love, caused by an action of love between Harry and us, and the breast milk given freely and without expectation of a payback."
"The second which is the one I think we will all enjoy but would be the most difficult to pull off with Harry without some careful preparation" Sniggers from a few of the clustered round witches at Hermione. "Harry's sperm, we all need to obtain a lot of Harry's sperm together, lovingly obtained would count as an Essence of Pure Love."
"Er, Hermione how do you propose to do this?" questioned Padma, "One, he does not know about the coven, two you are the only one who can touch Harry without him flinching, three you know how loyal he is, afterall you have only just gotten him to shag you, its only taken you since first year when you climbed into his bed and committed yourself to him in payment of your life debt after he saved you from that troll."
A huge smile formed on Hermione's face in response to Padma's very reasonable
question. "Well I have a plan that will cover this situation, but it will require alittle time to set up and for Harry to come to terms with it all." Hermione paused and looked around at her coven, "I think it is time that we take this to the next stage. Shall I go and get him? I think we should adjourn to the Room of Requirement...but before I get him there are some things I need to tell you and you are not going to like it much. I need to tell you about the reality of Harry's life, and as many of you suspect his life before Hogwarts was beyond terrible"
