Note: Something that came from me listening to Missy Elliot at 1 in the morning. Story will make some reference to things in the real world. Hope you enjoy. If not sorry.


"So we just really need you to make sure the Heiress is out the house… Can you do that for us?"

Ruby silently placed her palms over her eyes before brushing her black and red highlighted hair back with her fingers, resting her elbows on the polished wood table, head in hands as she stared down the two people before her. Her bangs were getting pretty long. It was about time she got a haircut, and made a mental note to go visit a hair salon later today or early tomorrow morning.

"My dearest sister Yang," Ruby started, signs of irritation laced in her voice, "why are you doing this to me?"

"Because 11 weeks of hard work has to pay off at some point and we agreed this is the best way to do it." Ruby was now glaring intensely at her sister trying to make her silver eyes burn a hole in her sister's skull.

"Yes! But at a club! Not at the house I share with Weiss…"

Ruby sighed at her sister shaking her blond head of a lion's mane and patting her on the shoulder, tossing Ruby a wide grin. "You and I both know you want this. With all the shit you had this quarter, you know you just want to let loose." Now that Ruby thought about, Yang's hair was getting too long and unmanageable. If left untamed another quarter longer, it'd turn into her personal dragon tail. 'Make an appointment for Yang to get a haircut over break. Or call Uncle Crow to do it.' Ruby thought.

"You are missing the point. But okay, suppose I agree to do this. How am I supposed to convince her to leave her home for 12 hours?"

"We thought ahead and actually have a plan for that too," the second of the two sitting companions spoke. Ruby watched Blake's smirk turn to a full grin as Yang held up two tickets and folded piece of paper.

"Um, what?" Ruby raised an eyebrow as Yang proceeded to slide the papers over to her. Pointing to each document Yang explained the tickets were for an opera in Vale's commercial district, and the folded paper was a hotel reservation.

"So you want me to wine and dine her, then take her to the hotel and fu—"

"The tickets are Richard Wagner's 15 hours opera Der Ring des Nibelungen. Four epics performed over two days. Give her the tickets, your treat for a successful quarter, and the hotel reservation so she doesn't have an incentive to come back to her house", Blake explained, cutting off Ruby's thought of the perversion she'd have to perform for this plan to work, rolling her eyes at how much Ruby mocked her sister with that last sentence. "She'll be too tired to come back after the first night and likely stay overnight until morning. Long enough for us to clean up any mess or at least hide it."

Ruby rubbed her head as she scowled at the tickets and papers in front of her. She could tell each ticket for a different night, probably to separate the entire performance into 2. Strange, the opera was usually performed over four nights.

She then examined the hotel reservation to find it was for the best family Choice Hotel in Vale. It was nothing expensive; actually, too cheap for the princess, but reasonable for her or her sister. If intentions were good she knew Weiss would appreciate the gesture.

"So why can't you guys do this—"

"Because you live with her," Yang interrupted.

"And why OUR house?!"

"Because the apartment your sister and I share is too small", Blake started. "Your music collection is larger than mine, so it makes sense to bring my equipment there. You're closer to a 7-11 for all the drinks and food we need, and everyone still on campus around you guys has either left or is coming to the party. Oh and your house is beautiful."

Ruby was now pinching the bridge of her nose. She expected this from her sister, but not from Yang's roommate turned second best friend Blake, the one who was normally the common sense between the sister duo. Ruby had hoped if she avoided Yang's antics she'd put this quarter in school behind her. It wasn't that her sister was irresponsible; quite the opposite as Yang was the closest thing to a mother for Ruby. And on further thought, this was actually a well laid out plan by her sister. She didn't think Blondie would have the foresight to plan just about every aspect of this party, including this. Must be Blake's doing.

Nonetheless Yang operated on extremes. When she partied, she partied hard. And when she had grand ideas…

"How long have you two been planning this and does the entire gang know about this? Rather, are they expecting this to happen?"

Yang and Blake sat silent and still, trying to hold poker faces and avoid sharing shifty glances at each other. That was all the information Ruby needed to know. They purposely saved her for last to use guilt as leverage against her.

"Motherfu—, okay. Okay. I'll do it," Ruby replied snatching the papers off the table as she made her way to the library exit, "But just so you know, you both suck for putting me in this position, and if this fails, I will not take the fall alone."

Yang rejoiced in a silent fist pump while Blake shared with the sister pair a Cheshire cat grin. Ruby made another mental note, she'd need an emergency plan for when this fall apart, to save her of course.

"Just so you know Ruby, we thought about your first suggestion. But we didn't think the Ice Queen played for the same, or your team if she did", Yang called out teasing her younger sibling.

Ruby wrapped her red DJ like headphones around her head before lifting her middle air as a response to her sister and friend.