Do it with Kyp Durron
By jedielf
DISCLAIMER: All the SW characters and stuff mentioned belong to George Lucas, blah blah blah…the song "Do It With Madonna" belongs to the Androids. I'm just parodying it! :D
I know that Luke has got the blue eyes
And that curly blonde hair
But how could I steal him from Mara?
Hell no, I really wouldn't dare
Now Jacen's cool but indecisive
He's just fine with Tenel Ka
He does lots of meditation
Wouldn't take him to a bar
CHORUS:
I wanna do it with Kyp Durron
He's what a Jedi's supposed to be
I don't care if he's thirty-five,
Kyp Durron, won't you do it with me?
When Jag Fel flies, it's just amazing
He pilots a Clawcraft
But how would I like to be with him?
I wish he did a few more laughs
REPEAT CHORUS
Oooh, Kyp Durron…
I'd like to be with Ani Solo
Since he's really, really hot
Yet he's got himself a girlfriend
And he was killed fighting the Vong
REPEAT CHORUS
Have you read that bit where Jaina looks at him and thinks he's hot…?
Oooh, Kyp Durron…
AN: To the fans of the characters I turn down in this – just remember, this is all in GOOD FUN (but I really do love Kyp!!!). So please don't flame!
