Author's note :

Hi guys ! I have just finished writing this and decided to post it here as soon as possible .

Too bad there aren't so many Karakuridouji Ultimo fics .

Well, this fic is going to be with a LOT of humor , so you better be prepared cuz some dirty things are gonna happen !

After you have read this chapter , you WILL know what is going to happen ! XD

I think I'm gonna rate it M later , for mah dirty thoughts that need to be written down!

It was a chilly afternoon and both good douji club and evil douji branch were so damn bored.

At the good douji club:

,,Ahhh! I'm going to die ! Seriously going to die ! " said Service waving her hands and feet like a kid .

,, Behave yourself , child ! " said Regla trying not to seem as annoyed as he really was .

,, I'm usually not in this kind of conversation , but he's right ." said Slow

,, So , what do you propose , Service ? " said Pardonner with a calm voice.

,, Hmmmmm….WAIT ! I got it ! Let's play one of those human games ! I hared they're really fun ! " said Service playfully

,, Does anyone know anything like that ? " asked Sophia.

,, Well , master Sayama taught me a game named ,, Truth or dare " but it didn't turn out quite pleasing… " said Regla thoughtful.

,, What do you mean ? " asked Slow confused

,, Well , it ended with a few doors and windows cracked and a few bruises , plus it puts one against the other , by trying to humiliate themselves to the extreme . Such foolish games… " answered Regla calmly .

,, Oh Oh ! By the way ! Has anyone seen Ultimo lately ? " asked Service cheerfully .

,, He must be with master Yamato , why do you want to know ? " asked Sophia.

,,Well , he might have known some fun games …." Said Service disappointed .

,, Yeah , since master Yamato has been through that kind of stuff … " said Slow.

A few moments of silence passed and than Service came up with an idea.

,, I KNOW ! I KNOW ! WE CAN MAKE ULTIMO A PRANK ! IT'S GONNA BE SOOOOO~ FUN ! " said Service while laughing.

,, Hmmm , sounds interesting … " said Slow

,, Does anyone have any idea ? " asked Service

,, My master keeps saying that pranks with nasty ideas are the best to do . " said Regle

,, Wow! Your master shore knows a lot about this !" said Sophia surprised.

,, Well , kinky stuff , eh ? " said Slow.

,, I think this isn't what the ,, good " douji should be doing… " said Regla

,, Awww ! C'mon ! It'll be fun ! And no one will get hurt ! " said Service excited

,, I guess you're right " approved Regla .

,, What about putting him in an embarrassing situation with someone he would never expect to be in with ." said Slow .

,, Never expected Slow to have such dirty thoughts… " said Sophia suspicious .

,, No, no ! That's a great idea ! " said Service approving the long haired karakuri douji .

,, Someone he would never be in such a situation with … " wondered Pardonner .

,,VICE !" said all of them at once.

At the evil douji branch :

,, Gaaaahhhh ! I'm soooo freakin' bored ! " said Avaro scratching the back of his head .

,, Stop whining , everybody's in the same situation " said Jealous a little annoyed.

,, The little one is right , boredom has completely taken over us ! " said Desir dramatically .

,, Yeah !Yeah! Bunny boy is right ! " said Edile approving

Desir twitched at the nickname .

,, Why don't you do what you're best at , Desir ? " asked Jealous blankly .

,,Hmmm….What do yo ~ ooohhh , I'm not really into that kind of stuff , now ." said Desir giggling at the question.

,, That seems like a good idea . Kinky stuff ! " said Avaro

,,NO ! " said all of them .

,, Not us , idiots ! said Avaro correcting himself .

,, I would have killed you if you even dared to think about that ! " said Edile annoyed to the fullest .

,, Why you…! " said Avaro angrily

,, Speaking of ,,killing" " , said Rage , interrupting their fight ,, Has anyone seen Vice ? "

,, I think he's with that idiotic master of his or beating the shit out of someone . "

answered Jealous promptly .

,, You know , we could play a prank on him , just one little prank isn't going to do any bad , is it ? " said Desir playfully.

,, Good idea , Pinky ! " answered Avaro.

Desir twitched again at the new nickname .

,, We should embarrass him to the fullest , until he has no pride left ! "said Edile in a sadistic way .

,, Easy there ! We just want to see some emotion on that devilish face of his !" said Desir correcting Edile .

,, That's right , we still need him " said Rage showing no feeling.

,, Ok , let's think about something dirty that will hurt his self confidence , with someone he would never expect to be in a ,, position " with …" thought Desir

,,ULTIMO ! " Said all of them .

Now , everyone found something fun to do !