A/N: Don't worry, I'm not dead yet. Today's my birthday. I really apologize for not publishing the fic that I promised I would write, but 8th grade is harder than I expected.

I'm not saying that fangirls are like this, but this is just supposed to be lulz-y. So, without further ado, I present to you, "Crazed Fangirl Diaries."

9/24/08

Dear diary,

I loooove Edward Elric. He is soooo hot. That's why I have pictures of him half-naked all over my room. Why isn't he real? Why aren't all anime guys real? Then I could get Eddy-kinz, and my friend could get Sebby-chan. Nothing is impossible, maybe one day Edward will come to life, and we could get married. Why does he like Winry anyway? Why is the world so messed up? 7th grade sucks. The teachers are so boring, and there is so much homework. My friend Tami is so weird. She's so obsessed with Kuroshitsuji it's not even funny. She even has posters of Sebastian all over her room. I bet she's writing an M rated fanfic right now. She's so weird.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Elric

9/24/08

Journal #2865

I am so angry I'm gonna cry. For some reason, the new chapter of Kuroshitsuji isn't up on time. If I ever find out who caused this, I'm gonna kill them. Today, when I told a girl my boyfriend was a hot demon butler from Victorian England, she didn't believe me. What the hell? I mean, I'm telling the truth. Why do people keep looking at me like I'm insane or something? They're just jealous they aren't dating an imaginary person. Tara is getting really, really creepy. She wants me to call her Mrs. Elric. It scares me. Anyway, I have to finish writing this yaoi fanfic I'm writing. I'm afraid my parents are going to find out.

Buh-bye,

Mrs. Michaelis

A/N: Cut and post. Please review. I'm doing this in a bit of a hurry, but I think it turned out all right. Remember not to take this seriously. So much irony. Can't wait for my birthday party! This is my gift to myself. Lol.