90210 WALKS INTO A BAR…

Naomi walks into a bar.

The barman says "Why the long face"

Naomi soaks him with her drink and storms out of the bar.

Silver walks into a bar.

The barman says "You got ID?"

Silver walks out of the bar and sets fire to his bins in her total bipolar awesomeness.

Annie walks into a bar door.

The barman says "Im going to ruin your life bitch by stealing your bf, your bff, your bfl and your social status."

Annie walks out of the bar and cries until Naomi's bf makes her feel better by sucking her tongue.

Adrianna walks into a bar

The barman says "BOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Adrianna walks out of the bar and calls the paparazzi and gets snapped in the next issue of Now, Woman's Own, Best, Bella, Vogue, Fishing Monthly and Quilting Made Easy.

Ivy walks into a bar.

The barman says "No virgins allowed"

Ivy walks out of the bar and calls Dixon and fucks him quickly then goes back inside and lights a joint.

Dixon walks into a bar.

The barman says "No boners"

Dixon walks out of the bar saying he can't help the size of his black love gun.

Naveed walks into a bar.

The barman says "Tell your pa I love his porn"

Naveed walks out of the bar looking horrified but secretly says to himself "yuuuus amazing porno!"

Teddy or Pollyanna (He looks like Pollyanna eh?) walks into a bar.

The barman says "No fags"

Teddy or Pollyanna walks out of the bar and makes himself feel better by slamming tennis balls into the windows, then feeling aroused he goes and calls Dixon and the pair run off in Huckleberry Fin fashion.

Liam walks into a bar.

The barman says "You're late for work again dipfag"

Liam walks out of the bar and pours gas on the flaming bins and the whole bar goes on fire.

After this Liam felt pain in his groin and he went to the clinic. Turns out he has crabs from sleeping with Naomi who slept with Ethan who slept with Annie who slept with Liam who slept with Ivy who slept with Dixon who slept with Silver who slept with Teddy who slept with Dixon. Eventually they all had crabs and they all became the most disgusting group in the whole district of 90210.