Dear Diary (Tsuna)
This morning when I was on my way to the toilet I heard angry voices.
I went to see what was going on and as usual it was Gokudera and Onii-san fighting.
Lawn-head!
Octopus-head!
JYUUDAIME!!!
OMG! I think my ears just blew off
O-o-o-Ohayou gozaimasu, Gokudera-kun.
Ohayou gozaimasu, Jyuudaime! He said and bowed.
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you! He said and bowed. Again.
Why can't anything be normal in this world?
I excused myself and went to the bathroom.
Aaaaaahhhhh, the hot water felt so nice.
The toilet started to move and turned around so that I could see Reborn's face.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih, Reborn!
Don't be so lame Tsuna, I'm just trying out my new outfit.
He went out of the bathroom still wearing the toilet-outfit.
Oh, God, Buddha, Venus, Krishna. WHY ME?!!!
Now I have to go and eat, I hope that Reborn isn't there; I don't think I could handle it.
Dear Diary (Gokudera)
Today I saw Jyuudaime. Seeing him makes me so happy.
I was having a serious discussion with Lawn-head. (I think he's after Tsuna, hmmm . . .) When I saw Jyuudaime, I was surprised so I yelled at him. What an idiot I am.
Later I heard him screaming in the bathroom. I wonder what he was doing?
I hope it's not that freak Mukuro again.
But he's so CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEE. In a normal way . . .
I'll write later, Bye.
EXTREMEEE DIARY!!!
This morning I was having my normal 2,000 push-ups when that Octopus-idiot came and started grumbling at me. And as extreme as I am, I KICKED HIS ASS.
Hmm . . . . Anyway, later Tsuna passed by and of course that Octopus-head stole my opportunity to impress Tsuna. I wonder if anyone would notice if I killed him . . .
That idiot spoiled his chance anyway. He yelled at Tsuna and he looked a bit shocked.
Hahahahahahaha, what an idiot. Tsuna went to the bathroom, I wish I could follow him.
How can anyone be so adorable, looking at him makes me wanna do 4,000 push-ups instead for 2,000. Well I haven't done my jogging yet so I have to go. I'll write more later. TO THE EXTREME!
Hello Diary! (Yamamoto)
Today I felt very good because Tsuna invited me to his place after school.
His mother was there. She's always there. And of course we didn't need to be hungry because the dinner was already on the table. I think she spies on us. She looks at me in a strange way and she doesn't talk to me like she talks to the others. I hope that she doesn't think I'm in love with Tsuna! Oh, why does everything have to be so complicated? Tsuna is being really nice to me, though he sucks in sports, he's still a nice guy and he's so cute! I wish I could be alone with him just for 10 minutes. But I know that it's just a dreams. Later!
Dear Diary (Tsuna) 13/7
I had a weird day. It felt like everybody was looking at me, especially Gokudera and Onii-san kept popping out everywhere. Anyway, I haven't seen Gokudera around lately; I hope he's not doing anything stupid. I wonder why Hibari always is silent, 'cause he's so cute and I hoped that he would be a little more open but he always keep saying
"I'll bite you to death" He's so tall, thin, and hot . . .
He and Mukuro always fight. I wish they would stop, because I like them both.
Mukuro is hot to and he's more open than Hibari and he hugs me sometimes when nobody else is watching us. Last night I had a strange dream. I was kissing Onii-san when Hibari came and dragged me away from him and then I noticed that Hibari wasn't wearing any clothes and Onii-san wasn't either. Then somebody grabbed me from behind and I felt hot kisses on my neck. I turned around and saw Yamamoto's face.
He kissed my lips and I kissed him back. Of course he wasn't wearing clothes either.
His body was close to mine. Behind him I saw Hibari and Onii-san kissing. I felt hot and dizzy and I was getting an erection. Then I woke up and felt something sticky and wet on the sheets. I knew what it was and felt embarrassed. Everybody else was sleeping so I crept on my toes to the bathroom to change my clothes and the sheets.
Now I have to sleep Bye.
Hello Diary (Yamamoto)
This morning when I went to school I saw Tsuna but something was wrong. He was looking at me, like if I was some kind of alien. And he smelled a bit strange. I asked him if it was a new perfume or something but he didn't answer me. Instead he blushed and walked away. I hope he's not mad at me. Maybe that idiot Mukuro said something to him.
I saw him hugging Tsuna in the hallway. He's trying to steal Tsuna away from me, that pervert. Hibari and Ryohei followed him to school. Why didn't I pass him by on my way? Those bitches, they're always trying to make me jealous and I'm not jealous of them. Why would I be? They're only being nice to Tsuna . . . . But they're still Bitches!
I have to ask Tsuna if he wants to do the homework with me.
Now I have to go before Gokudera comes and takes away Tsuna from me, again.
I'll write more later.
