I'M BACK! Now, before we start, I just wanna tell you one thing. Even though this story takes place a year after my original story, this isn't a sequel to my fake movie script. This is just something that popped in my mind while I was listening to the "Weird AL" Yankovic song "I Was Only Kidding". The story's pretty simple, but the song's really funny. Enjoy!

-PhantomAL

Disclaimer: I don't own "Weird AL" Yankovic, Jay Levey does. I also don't own any of the movies. Well, I own some of them on DVD. But not… I mean… well you know what I'm talkin' about.

(Danny's POV)

A year has passed since I got my powers. A lot has happened during the past year, but that isn't why we're here. I'm about to tell you the story about how I broke up with the most popular girl in school, and still had a smile on my face after.

During my second year, Paullina and I were going out, much to Sam's disapproval. But still, Sam and I remained friends. But something was bugging me. Maybe it was the fact that Paullina was maybe just going out with me to make other boys jealous, or that she kept dissing my friends. And as the days went by, I started to realize that Paullina was not my girlfriend. She was a big JERK! So I decided to break up with her. But how? I mean, we ARE talking about the most popular girl in school here. I needed to break up with her so hard, that she'll realize what a jerk she was soon afterwards. I needed to break up with her cruel and hard. I got an idea, which just had to do with the 2nd annual Battle of the Bands contest coming up in a week, and my band was in it. But I needed Sam and Tucker's help.

I talked over the plan with Sam and Tuck. Sam was behind me 178. Tuck was behind me 100 Why the difference in percentages? Well, Sam hated Paullina with every fiber of her being, and she was waiting for this day for 2 years. Tuck actually liked Paullina. But with me breaking up with her, it would mean that HE'D have a shot at her.

"Alright," I said, "here's what we need to do. Tucker."

"Yep?" he asked.

"Can you make a screen that people can see through, but someone behind it can't see through?"

"You mean a one-way screen? Yeah, why?"

"We're gonna need it" I said slyly. "Alright," I continued, "we got one week. We need to practice."

"What song are we gonna play for you to break up with Paullina?" Sam said happily.

"I got that taken care of." I said.

A week later, the one-way screen was in place on the stage in the gym. I brought Paullina into the gym, saying that it was empty. However, everyone was already informed via Tucker that I was gonna break up with her at the contest, and they were told not to say a word to Paullina about it. So everyone was already there when we came in. But no one said a word; they were waiting for the bomb to explode. I started to talk to her.

"Well, I wanted to talk to you" I started.

"Did you want to say that you wanted to take our relationship to a whole new level?" she said wearing an obviously fake smile.

"Well," I started, "how do I put this?"

Then the music started, low and angelic.

I Was Only Kidding

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by "Weird Al" Yankovic

When I said I'd be faithful

When I promised I'd be true

When I swore that I could never

Be with anyone but you

When I told you that I loved you

With those tender words I spoke

I was only kidding

Now, can't you take a joke?

The music then went to heavy metal rock.

When I said that I need you, baby

When I told you I really care

When I said that I can't live without you

When I said I'd follow you anywhere

When I said you could always trust me

When I said I'd never leave you flat

Well, guess what? I was only kidding, baby

I can't believe you fell for that!

You're so gullible...

CHORUS

(I was only kidding) I was only kidding

(I was only kidding) I was only kidding

I was only kidding

Now I'm sorry if you misunderstood, but the fact remains

(I was only kidding) I was only kidding

(I was only kidding) I was only kidding

Well I guess I got you pretty good, now listen

When I said that I love you baby

From the very bottom of my heart

When I said that I miss you so badly

Every second that we're apart

When I said that you're just getting more and more

Beautiful every day

Well, I was only kidding, honey

What's that matter with you anyway?

Let me tell you something

(CHORUS)

Well I guess it probably hurts you a lot,

But you gotta know

I really love you...NOT!

When I said you oughtta marry me

When I said that we should settle down

Well, I was pullin' your leg there, honey

I was just foolin' around

You see, I-I never meant to upset you, darlin'

I never meant to hurt anyone

I was only kidding, baby

Why don't you just put down that gun?

Let's talk this over

The one-way screen rose up, revealing a screaming crowd. Paullina looked mighty surprised.

(CHORUS)

I ripped a picture of me and her in half. Just to make it so she got the point.

Watch where you're pointing that thing!

Hey, I'm sorry if your heart is broke

You gotta realize

(CHORUS)

Well, to cut a long fit short, she stormed off, pissed and embarrassed.

"She'll get over it" I said.

We won the contest two years in a row, both for talent and creativity. The school newscaster took our picture for the front page of the school newspaper. Life was good.

On the way home from school, Tuck got to his house first. Which meant it was just Sam and I walking home together. After a few minutes of silence, Sam finally spoke up.

"So," she said, "you've won the Battle of the Bands contest 2 years in a row, and broken up with the most popular girl and school, and managed to have a good attitude about it. What's next?"

"Well," I started, "how about a movie marathon at my place? Say… tonight at 7?"

"Sure" she said. "I'll see you then."

"Great" I said.

Sam came over at 7, just like we planned. I invited her in, and we went into the living room. In the living room, there were pillows, blankets, popcorn, and soda. Everything we needed for a FRIENDly date. We started watching the movies. Tonight's theme was COMEDY. I had all the greats, in MY opinion: Dodgeball, Anchorman, Mars Attacks, UHF, (Authors note: all of these movies are some of my favorites.) and a secret movie I saved just for the occasion. By the middle of UHF, the get together turned into a sleepover. It was 12 midnight by the time we got to the "Spatula City" scene. It was a good thing that the couch turned into a bed.

"So," Sam said blushing, "we're sleeping together?"

"No!" I said, blushing as well. "I mean, we are sleeping in the same bed," I continued, "but that doesn't mean that we're sleeping sleeping together. Besides, it's either this or the cold, hard floor."

"Good point." she said.

After UHF, I pressed the "disc skip" button to go to the final disc.

"So," Sam began, "what's the final movie on the agenda?"

"I told you," I said, "It's a surprise."

The movie started playing. It was Sam and mine's favorite movie: "Tim Burton's The Nightmare before Christmas." She looked very surprised.

"I didn't think you remembered this was my favorite" she said, blushing.

"Would I forget a movie so close to us?" I said, blushing as well.

After the movie, I shut everything off and we went to bed.

"Goodnight Sam." I said softly.

"Goodnight Danny." she said.

And then we drifted off to bed.

ALLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! How was that? Well, you know the process. Read and review. I need ideas for the next chapter. So give me help. NOW! Or feel the wrath of SLUNCHY the stinking homeless boy what lives in my head!!!!

-PhantomAL