Disclaimer: I am not Erin Hunter, so that means I don't own Warriors. I don't even own being crazy, though I sure am good at it!

Glossary:

ThunderClan:

Firestar: Comet314

Brambleclaw: EyeofTiger

Leafpool: CrowHeart101

Jayfeather: Rock'n'Roll

Squirrelflight: SecretAgent43

Foxpaw: Brighteye+Bushytail

Dustpelt: FernLovr

Sandstorm: FerociousLuv

Cloudtail: JamesBond312

Brackenfur: GoldFleece

Sorreltail: SquirrelFriend

Thornclaw: Sticks'n'stones

Brightheart: Lostface211

Spiderleg: Webby394

Whitewing: QueenBee219

Icepaw: Frozenkiss612

Birchfall: FallingTree

Graystripe: MilleDude

Berrynose: Supercat

Hazeltail: Touch_of_Gray

Cinderheart: Reincarnatechic

Honeyfern: SweetKitty215

Poppyfrost: ColdLeaf

Lionblaze: MurderousLuv

Hollyleaf: WarriorCodeChic