Metal Mario 4Ever

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Extra Note: I got a bit lazy when I did the first draft. So I apologize in advance.


It was a beautiful night at the Mushroom City as Dry Bowser and Toadette were on the tallest skyscraper, looking out towards the eastern direction as they saw the Moonview Highway and Toad's Turnpike race courses, noticing all of the racers zipping around on them.

"You know what, DB?" Toadette remarked as she held her hands together, both her and Dry Bowser sitting on beach chairs as they were on the edge of the garden rooftop. "I wonder how many city race courses Mario Kart has."

"More than enough." Dry Bowser remarked as he rolled his eyes, rolling his left skeletal hand around as he shook his head. "There's not much you can do with a city track, kid. Especially given that almost all of them look the same in the later Mario Kart games."

"Oh come on." Toadette remarked as she moved her hands around, nodding her head. "These cities can't be that much of racing course cliches! There's far more generic circuits, and Bowser Castles!"

Dry Bowser rubbed his boney chin with his left hand as he slowly nodded his head. "Humph. Well, kid, you do have quite a point. Maybe I was a bit too hard on-"

Dry Bowser could not finish his sentence as the entire skyscraper shook violently, with Dry Bowser and Toadette coming down as they quickly emerged out of the rubble, looking around to see what caused the quake as the entire city shook violently, with Toadette holding onto Dry Bowser as the skeletal reptile stood his ground, watching various more skyscrapers come down as he murmured.

"What the hell?" Dry Bowser remarked as he moved the rubble out of his way, looking around to see what caused the earthquake.

However, he was reduced to bones as a skyscraper toppled on him, with Toadette gasping as she placed her hands over her mouth. The perpetrator behind this heinous event was none other than the infamous living pallet swap, Metal Mario, who was back to causing mischief and chaos.

"Ha ha mwa! I'm a-back-a, and I'm going to cause real trouble!" Metal Mario exclaimed as he tapped his metallic fingertips together. "First New Bowser City, then Mushroom City, then every single metropolis in this kingdom, and then... the world! Ha ha ha mwa!"

Dry Bowser's skull bounced out of the wreck as he glared at Metal Mario, noticing the chrome plumber was several meters away from him and Toadette. "I should have known that you would be involved in this, you original character, donut steel..."

"Yes, and now-a, I'm going to give you a little something!" Metal Mario exclaimed as he kicked Dry Bowser's skull sky high into the dark, starry night sky. "Don't mess-a with this plumber-a!"