An Ode to the Bloody Bouncing White Ferret

Oh, beautiful bouncing ferret

Is, most entraining yet

Your bouncing goes so high,

I want you to bounce till you hit the sky

The fur of yours is gleaming white,

My, it's a wonderful sight

Alas, how I dread your human form,

The form of the white ferret, I adore

So, don't ever be evil before my very eyes,

"Bloody, Bouncing, White Ferret comes again," I'll cry.