An Ode to the Bloody Bouncing White Ferret
Oh, beautiful bouncing ferret
Is, most entraining yet
Your bouncing goes so high,
I want you to bounce till you hit the sky
The fur of yours is gleaming white,
My, it's a wonderful sight
Alas, how I dread your human form,
The form of the white ferret, I adore
So, don't ever be evil before my very eyes,
"Bloody, Bouncing, White Ferret comes again," I'll cry.
