A/N: So, I haven't posted anything lately, but I got the idea to do this the other day when I saw this post:.com/post/20534551860/ohblainers-mothafickle-also-rachel-season . It kind of gave me the idea to do this and I have no idea if anyone has done it before, but it would be fun! And if any of you that are reading this also read my last (and only) story, Hearing With Your Heart, the sequel for that will be coming out soon (I hope!). I would like to gave a TREMENDOUS thank you to my wonderful beta Full-Empty-Spirit who was amazing and helped me a lot with this story. Well, now I'm running out of things to say, so here we go! :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee and that post is not from my tumblr.

"Kurt, oh my gosh, Kurt!" Rachel hollered down the phone to Kurt.

"Rachel Berry, if you make me deaf so I can't perform on Broadway one day, you'll be a dead woman," Kurt replied as calmly as he could, holding the phone up to his left ear now and rubbing the ringing one gently.

"I'm sorry, but listen. Finn and I have a date tonight, and I have no clue what I'm going to wear," Rachel explained in a rush as Kurt tried to keep up.

He thought for a moment. Rachel most likely had something to wear, but nothing appropriate. So he asked "where are you and Finn going?"

"The bowling alley and I have nothing to wear!" she shrieked loudly.

"Rach, a simply pair of jeans and a tee-shirt would do. Finn's really not all that picky," Kurt told her.

"But, I um… don't own a pair of pants."

That made Kurt laugh. He thought back to all of Rachel's horrible ensembles that included too many pastels and was a cross between a cry for help and a wardrobe malfunction. He finally snapped out of his hysterics and wiped a lone tear from his glasz eye and returned to the conversation at hand. "Okay Rach, come over to my place in ten. I think I may have something for you". He promptly hung up the phone.

After cleaning up his small pile of designer clothes that needed putting away, Kurt heard the doorbell ring. He dropped the Alexander McQueen shirt he was about to hang up in his closet and glanced at his digital alarm clock sitting on his wood night-stand; 5:34. Earlier than Kurt expected. Typical Rachel. Kurt smiled to himself as he bounded down the stairs to open the door to a distressed looking Rachel Berry.

"Kurt! Thank goodness!" Rachel cried, exasperated, as she flew into his nicely-decorated house. She practically flew up the stairs and Kurt let out a long sigh as he followed her. When he finally reached his room, Rachel was sitting on his bed, biting her nails and looking extremely worried. Gingerly grabbing Rachel's nicely polished and obviously moisturized hand, Kurt led her from the comfortable bed to his closet. Glancing at certain pairs of pants that seemed acceptable, his gaze fell upon an eye-catching pair, and he pulled them from his closet. Holding the pants up to Rachel's slim waist, he thought for a moment then stated "with a belt, these will work perfectly for you!"

Rachel glanced down. "But Kurt, they're yellow."

Kurt glanced- with an annoyed expression on his face- at Rachel's outfit. She was wearing a white blouse with a red sweater-vest-type-thing on top and a skirt that was white with red polka dots on it. Holding the pants back up to her, he nodded and said "try them on."

Kurt turned around and waited for Rachel to be done. She tapped him lightly on the shoulder and he twirled around to see his best girl friend in the well-fitting pants. Before he could say anything, he was enveloped in a tight hug.

"Thank you Kurt!" she said with a muffled voice into his shoulder.

Kurt quickly grabbed her a belt, which she slipped on and then they sat on his bed. They both figured that Finn would be home soon from Puck's and he could just take her bowling then.

Kurt and Rachel gossiped a little bit, talking about things like the Cheerios' new routine and a weird assignment that Mr Shue had given them that week (something about expressing their culture). Rachel mentioned that there might be a little something-something going on between Sam and Mercedes again (Mercedes had revealed her summer fling with Sam to them) even though she knew Mercedes would never cheat.

Just then they heard the door slam behind a sweaty Finn Hudson. Both Kurt and Rachel rushed to the top landing and leaned casually against the oak banister.

"Oh, hey Rach, I didn't know you were coming over before our date," Finn exclaimed in surprise.

"Kurt and I were just hanging out," Rachel replied with a broad smile on her face.

Finn smiled in return. "Okay, I'll go get showered and changed. Be ready in a few minutes."

Finn ran up the stairs past the duo. The pair smiled at each other again and Rachel repeated her thanks from earlier. They headed down the stairs and into the living room, where they gossiped for a few more minutes about what Santana must be going through with her whole "Coming out via Country-wide news".

A thunderous noise sounded to their right as Finn boomed his way down the stairs and rounded the corner into the room Kurt and Rachel were currently seated in. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a grey tee-shirt, the outfit Kurt had mentioned to Rachel earlier. He shot her a look and she ducked her head, raising it again to look at her boyfriend admiringly and away from the knowing eyes of Kurt Hummel. Rachel stood as Finn took her hand and Kurt walked them to the door. He stood in the doorway as the odd couple walked away, hand in hand towards Finn's black car.

Just as they were about to get into the car, Kurt heard Finn say "nice pants," and then they were off.

A/N: Thanks for reading folks! I would greatly appreciate some reviews!