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The Star Wars Infiltration of Hogwarts

Severus Snape was in his quarters bored out of his mind. He snapped his fingers calling for a house-elf. There was a loud crack.

"Yes, Master Snape sir?"

"I am impeccably bored, and in need of some sort of entertainment. Can you find me something to entertain myself with?"

"Yes, sir, Master Snape, sir." There was another loud crack, signaling the exit of the house-elf.

A few seconds later, there was a loud crack.

"Here you go, sir, Master Snape." The house-elf was holding a rectangular box.

"What is it?" He was intrigued.

"It is called a 'DVD', sir. Muggles watch them in a 'DVD' player, sir. It is supposed to be a great entertaining movie, sir."

"How am I supposed to watch this… 'DVD'?"

"I have magicked a 'TV' and a 'DVD' player for you, sir."

"What is this… 'TV', you speak of?"

"It is what you watch the 'DVD' from the 'DVD' player on, sir. It shows moving pictures. In color too I might add, sir."

"Ok… Leave me be to watch this… 'DVD'."

"By my leave, sir, Master Snape sir. If you need anything else, just call."

"Ok." There was another large crack, signaling the exit of the house-elf again.

'DVD'… What a funny word…

We shall leave Snape to watch his movie.

Albus Dumbledore was mad, I swear to it. He is in his office watching Star Wars, yet again, and then it was gone. He checked his DVD player, and saw the DVD gone.

"Darnit! Not again!" He cackled then grabbed the PowerPuff Girls DVD, and put it in. He grabbed his Lemon Drops, and stared intently at the screen, memorizing the every move.

Severus Snape had just finished his movie, and was entranced by the complicated theory of this… Star Wars.

He figured out that he wanted to be a Sith Leader. He transfigured his robes, to those of black, and then made his wand into a LightSaber, and then left his quarters, intent on finding Dumbledore.

He ran down the corridors, screaming, "I'll find you, you stupid Jedi-fiend!"

The students gave him weird looks, and began whispering about Snape's mental health.

Draco Malfoy was walking back from Defense Against The Dark Arts, when Snape ran past him. Snape was cackling.

"Was that… No it can't be… It is! It was Snape!"

Then Draco fainted in the middle of the Entrance Hall.

Albus Dumbledore had just finished his PowerPuff Girls DVD, when he foresaw him and someone else, battling in the Great Hall.

So he grabbed his LightSaber, and ran to the Great Hall.

Harry Potter was enjoying lunch with his friends in the Great Hall, when Snape burst in from one side of the Great Hall, and Dumbledore burst in through the other. They jumped on the Head Table, and began dueling with their LightSabers.

Harry then fainted.

Albus Dumbledore was tiring. They took a break in which the following scene happened.

"Snape, I am your father."

"What the heck are you going on about?"

"I am your father."

"Are not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you're NOT!" Then Snape continued to attack Dumbledore.

Severus Snape beat Albus Dumbledore in the fight for good and evil, and took over Hogwarts. Now all Snape watches is Star Wars, even to go so far as to change his name to Darth Vader (Which he dressed up as for Halloween the next year).

Albus Dumbledore was tied and put into a straight-jacket, and then sent to St. Mungos, to watch PowerPuff Girls for all eternity. No one objected to this.

Harry Potter never regained consciousness from when he fainted in the Great Hall. They left him a corner, and never thought about him again.

Draco Malfoy was accused of tainting the floor with drool, so he was forced to walk the plank into the Great Lake. He died. No one really cared about this though… So it's ok…

Lord Voldemort came into Hogwarts one day to see all of the changes. He went crazy and was forced to watch PowerPuff Girls with Dumbledore for all eternity.

The End… (Or is it?)