Disclaimer (applies to ALL chapters because I'm lazy and forgetful): Me no owney Skully et al. If I did, do you seriously think I'd be posting random little drabbles on a fanfiction site when I could be out there casting the actors for the SP movie?
A/N: Okay, so what's happening here is I have a list of 100 words (and occasionally phrases), and I'm writing a drabble for each. I've done five already, so they should be up and posted every couple of days or so. HAVE FUN!
1. Introduction
"Valkyrie, this is Stephen. Stephen, this is Valkyrie."
Valkyrie frowned. "Uh, hi Stephen. Skulduggery, why did you bring him here?"
"What do you mean, why did I bring him here?"
"Into our house, Skulduggery. Our house."
"Hey, he can hear you!" said Skulduggery.
"You can't just randomly bring . . ." Valkyrie stopped, took a deep breath, and counted to ten. "And where did you find Stephen?"
Stephen looked at her strangely. It was unnerving.
"Oh, he was just wandering about outside, looking lost," Skulduggery said smoothly. "It's awfully cold outside and I thought he might want a bite to eat."
"Skulduggery!"
"Yes?"
"Skulduggery . . ."
Skulduggery shuffled his feet. "Fine, I'll call the authorities."
He left the room, leaving Stephen and Valkyrie alone in silence.
Stephen nuzzled Valkyrie's hair.
"Don't!" she muttered, pushing him away.
"Ee-oorr," the donkey brayed.
A/N: Ta-da! Posted my first! Come on guys, press that little review button at the bottom of the page! J'adore reviews! NO FLAMES. Pretty please. Constructive criticism is fine, but flames make me really sad :'(
On an unrelated note, it's summer holidays and I've just started writing a proper long story (not fanfiction). Also, on another unrelated note, I love donkeys! I saw a few at Sammy Miller's Motorcycle Museum the other day when I was bored out of my mind. The donkeys were the highlight of my day. Oh, and the goat. THE GOAT WAS AWESOME! It just stood on this wooden box and made a weird 'mebehhhh' noise and wiggled its tongue around. THE GOAT WAS SOOOO COOL! xD
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