Chaptor one, #me too
Once a upon a fuckin time I was sitting there in big park trademark sign and then out of nowhere when all of a sudden sonic THE HEDGEHOG come'ed to the park. Then I said "OMGF WFT!!!???!! THE real HEDGMAN???????" And then he gave me one of his secret rings. I was very unhappy because that game fucking sucked, the graphics weren't nearly as good as sega really could've made them atm, the gameplay was shit, but worst of all; THE CONTROLS!! That game controlled as bad as ET FOR THE GOD DAMN ATARI!!!! HOW DO YOU STOOP SO LOW FOR A 2007 GAME FROM SUCH A HIGH BUDGET COMPANY??!!!?? There were so many other games from the SAME FUCKING YEAR (ex: team fortress 2) that played (and looked) SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAN THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Chapter 2: (warning I'm going to foreshadow what happens next): sonic gets fucking merked
lmao
So yeh, basically I get my friend Jerry to beat the shit out of that blue motherfucker and he basically #metoo's his ass to the third dimension, I doubt his anus hole has ever been ripped apart that bad lol. So yeh, I got revenge on sonic the hedgehog that day lmao
one follow=one more person following me on please subscribe and S M A S H sonic's skull in lmao that echidna shouldn't live this long, for he's been around since 1991 and the average sonic life span is around like 2 years so he should've died irl at least like 13.5 times by now.
