Birthday Gift
For Mindblower1915
Mindblower gazed out at the fields of the Phantomhive Manor. I need to show finny how to garden correctly, she thought, or else Sebastian will kick his and my ass.
She walked to the front door, observing the dust on the wood and the lack of polish on the handle, Mey-Rin…what does she even do?
All of the sudden she felt a hand grab her shoulder. Yelling, she grabbed it and flipped the person over her shoulder, successfully slamming them into a door. A long moan was heard afterwards.
"Oooohhhhh, why do you do that every time~" Grell moaned, rubbing his upside-down red hair, "I was just gonna ask where Bassie is," He pouted and slunk himself back to an upright position.
Mindblower shrugged in an indifferent manner, "Hell if I know," And walked inside to the mansion.
In the main ballroom, it was too quiet. Mindblower cast quick, sharp glances around the room, then sighed. She pulled out a bazooka from hell-knows-where and aimed it upwards.
"Alright," she said, "Get out here, Soma, or I blast through that staircase you're hiding behind," She lowered the bazooka when she saw the familiar purple head pop out.
"I-I-I-I'm sorry!" He cried, hands up, "I just wanted to see Ciel!" He cowered in sight of her holding the gun.
Oblivious to his terror, she waved the gun as she talked, like it was one of her own hands, "Look," cringe, "I was hired to be the bodyguard," cringe, whimper, and cringe, "of the mansion itself. You are not welcome here,"
Soma nodded quickly and sped out the doorway, bumping into Grell and knocking him down again.
Mindblower sighed again as she walked up the stairs. Why do these people never stop, she wondered. She kept walking until she caught sight of blue-black hair, and a tophat.
"Oh….shit," Ciel said when he saw her. Already Mindblower was getting a running start towards Ciel, who turned tail and ran away.
"Ciel~" She called, "You are just TOO ADORABLE!"
Meanwhile, in the shadows, Sebastian was saying, "She is simply one hell of a bodyguard,"
