There's Something About Buffy
By: funnybunny7
Rating: PG - PG-13
Summary: What is it that Buffy has those others don't? She gets a new boyfriend, and Spike, Riley and Angel aren't too giddy. R&R Set in 6th Season, Riley's not married, Angel's in Sunnydale Enjoy!
Disclaimer: No I don't own Buffy or anything but this story. I also don't own Spike. Or Riley. Or Angel. Doesn't life suck?
Enjoy!!!
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The Bronze was standing room only, yet Willow and Buffy managed to get a table.
"Men, why do we have men on this earth, Will?" Buffy thought, sipping her margarita.
"Oh, I don't know Buffy, only the fact that women would not exist either." Willow retorted.
A new band called "The Cannons" was live on stage. It consisted of two dorks, one gorgeous girl, and a whole lot of flat notes.
"But no Will. Why do guys have to be so, so stupid? I mean, if you're using them, they don't care! They have no dignity, no morals-"
"Buffy, you talked to Spike today didn't you?"
"How'd you know?"
"Only the basic fact that he's all you ever talk about."
"Gosh, am I THAT easy to read?"
"Buffy, what on earth are you trying to get at?"
"I don't know, that's just it! I haven't felt love in a long time. Its like love is being slurped up like a, oh margarita!" She smiled and held up her glass taking a sip.
Willow laughed. "Oh, Buffy, I love you!"
"Um, I'm kind of talking about romantic love, I mean, yea you ARE gay, but never mind."
"Well, maybe you just need to get back out there, explore your manly fantasies, and get another guy!"
"Oh yea, OK. Except that all my relationships in the past have ended badly. I killed Angel, then he dumped me, oh, and there's that one where Riley left for Africa. And we can't forget about the Spike faze."
"No, I mean, go dancing, grab yourself a guy, do something about it."
Buffy stood up, dusting off her skirt. "You know what Will; you are totally, and COMPLETELY right."
With that, she left her margarita and went towards the crowded dance floor.
Willow was so proud of herself; she treated herself to a margarita. Well, Buffy's anyway.
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"Oh Olivia, you know you're the only one for me!" The TV sang the song of a retarded soap opera.
Spike snorted into his blood canister.
"Ha! Yea right, like Olivia would ever choose you over Randy. Serves you bloody right, being all high and mighty like that." Tears sprang to his little vampire eyes as he turned off the TV.
"Stupid Days of Our Lives. Not nearly going to get as much sweeps as Passions."
Bang Bang
"Spike, are you in there? Open up!"
It wasn't Buffy, but it was definitely a girl.
He got up and opened the door.
"Oh, hey Little Bit, what are you doing out on a night like this?"
"Spike, I need to talk to you, immediately." She looked worried.
"What happened? Is Buffy okay?"
"Buffy's fine. Look, I brought over two outfits. Now, I'm going on a date tonight. Which one looks better?" She held up two outfits: one was a red halter with a black mini skirt; one was a lime green halter with an orange mini skirt.
Spike rolled his eyes and sighed. "The story of my life. Come on in."
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A taxi cab rolled up to the "Welcome to Sunnydale; Where the Best of the Best Come for Heaven" sign.
Riley Finn opened the door. Then he took his duffle bag, and paid the driver.
"You sure you want to stay here kid? Strange things happen here, I'll tell ya!" The taxi driver said, waving his cigarette.
"Exactly. It'll be just like the good ole' days." Riley smiled and walked towards the nearest hotel.
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"Yet ANOTHER Slayer spotting has been sighted around the Sunnydale Cemetery. If you haven't already heard, a young girl seems to be walking around in the cemetery. Of course, police forces will want to look in on this matter."
Angel smiled and cut off the television. Stupid people at WCAQ Channel 11. They knew nothing about his Buffy at all. But he would have to warn her to be more discrete in the future.
He missed her, he truly did. Even though he just saw her a few months ago, after her mom died, it seemed like eternity. He missed the smell of her hair, her clothes, and her scent. Everything about her he missed. Maybe he could see her again, make things right. Maybe.
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Buffy arrived back to the table twenty minutes later, fanning herself.
"So, how'd it go? Meet any new potential date material?" Willow smiled, slurping up the last of Buffy's margarita.
"Nope. However, I did meet this cute guy. But he only has three days to live so, no." Buffy sighed then looked suspiciously at Willow.
"What happened to my margarita?"
"Oh, a girl, totally not me, with red hair, stunning looks, and happened to be gay, came over here and stole it. I tried to stop her, but darn her magical speed." Willow hid the cup.
"Oh, oh well. I guess my search for Prince Charming will have to be postponed till tomorrow. It's late, let's get going." Buffy grabbed her coat. And with that they left.
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Okay, that was a stupid ending, but I see a lot of potential in this story! R&R I'll update soon!
By: funnybunny7
Rating: PG - PG-13
Summary: What is it that Buffy has those others don't? She gets a new boyfriend, and Spike, Riley and Angel aren't too giddy. R&R Set in 6th Season, Riley's not married, Angel's in Sunnydale Enjoy!
Disclaimer: No I don't own Buffy or anything but this story. I also don't own Spike. Or Riley. Or Angel. Doesn't life suck?
Enjoy!!!
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The Bronze was standing room only, yet Willow and Buffy managed to get a table.
"Men, why do we have men on this earth, Will?" Buffy thought, sipping her margarita.
"Oh, I don't know Buffy, only the fact that women would not exist either." Willow retorted.
A new band called "The Cannons" was live on stage. It consisted of two dorks, one gorgeous girl, and a whole lot of flat notes.
"But no Will. Why do guys have to be so, so stupid? I mean, if you're using them, they don't care! They have no dignity, no morals-"
"Buffy, you talked to Spike today didn't you?"
"How'd you know?"
"Only the basic fact that he's all you ever talk about."
"Gosh, am I THAT easy to read?"
"Buffy, what on earth are you trying to get at?"
"I don't know, that's just it! I haven't felt love in a long time. Its like love is being slurped up like a, oh margarita!" She smiled and held up her glass taking a sip.
Willow laughed. "Oh, Buffy, I love you!"
"Um, I'm kind of talking about romantic love, I mean, yea you ARE gay, but never mind."
"Well, maybe you just need to get back out there, explore your manly fantasies, and get another guy!"
"Oh yea, OK. Except that all my relationships in the past have ended badly. I killed Angel, then he dumped me, oh, and there's that one where Riley left for Africa. And we can't forget about the Spike faze."
"No, I mean, go dancing, grab yourself a guy, do something about it."
Buffy stood up, dusting off her skirt. "You know what Will; you are totally, and COMPLETELY right."
With that, she left her margarita and went towards the crowded dance floor.
Willow was so proud of herself; she treated herself to a margarita. Well, Buffy's anyway.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh Olivia, you know you're the only one for me!" The TV sang the song of a retarded soap opera.
Spike snorted into his blood canister.
"Ha! Yea right, like Olivia would ever choose you over Randy. Serves you bloody right, being all high and mighty like that." Tears sprang to his little vampire eyes as he turned off the TV.
"Stupid Days of Our Lives. Not nearly going to get as much sweeps as Passions."
Bang Bang
"Spike, are you in there? Open up!"
It wasn't Buffy, but it was definitely a girl.
He got up and opened the door.
"Oh, hey Little Bit, what are you doing out on a night like this?"
"Spike, I need to talk to you, immediately." She looked worried.
"What happened? Is Buffy okay?"
"Buffy's fine. Look, I brought over two outfits. Now, I'm going on a date tonight. Which one looks better?" She held up two outfits: one was a red halter with a black mini skirt; one was a lime green halter with an orange mini skirt.
Spike rolled his eyes and sighed. "The story of my life. Come on in."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A taxi cab rolled up to the "Welcome to Sunnydale; Where the Best of the Best Come for Heaven" sign.
Riley Finn opened the door. Then he took his duffle bag, and paid the driver.
"You sure you want to stay here kid? Strange things happen here, I'll tell ya!" The taxi driver said, waving his cigarette.
"Exactly. It'll be just like the good ole' days." Riley smiled and walked towards the nearest hotel.
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"Yet ANOTHER Slayer spotting has been sighted around the Sunnydale Cemetery. If you haven't already heard, a young girl seems to be walking around in the cemetery. Of course, police forces will want to look in on this matter."
Angel smiled and cut off the television. Stupid people at WCAQ Channel 11. They knew nothing about his Buffy at all. But he would have to warn her to be more discrete in the future.
He missed her, he truly did. Even though he just saw her a few months ago, after her mom died, it seemed like eternity. He missed the smell of her hair, her clothes, and her scent. Everything about her he missed. Maybe he could see her again, make things right. Maybe.
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Buffy arrived back to the table twenty minutes later, fanning herself.
"So, how'd it go? Meet any new potential date material?" Willow smiled, slurping up the last of Buffy's margarita.
"Nope. However, I did meet this cute guy. But he only has three days to live so, no." Buffy sighed then looked suspiciously at Willow.
"What happened to my margarita?"
"Oh, a girl, totally not me, with red hair, stunning looks, and happened to be gay, came over here and stole it. I tried to stop her, but darn her magical speed." Willow hid the cup.
"Oh, oh well. I guess my search for Prince Charming will have to be postponed till tomorrow. It's late, let's get going." Buffy grabbed her coat. And with that they left.
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Okay, that was a stupid ending, but I see a lot of potential in this story! R&R I'll update soon!
