Dib couldn't help but burst out lauphing at the ridiculous wear Lord Nar, leader of the Resisty was sporting today. Apparently tribal, for making the bond of a mate to Vortains as the other, himself wore a grass leaf skirt, two giant earing like things on his horns and eye shadow. Dib on the other hand wore his regular clothes, refusing to wear the outfit and said he would do what humans did.

The Vortain frowned, rolling his eyes at the laughing heap on the floor.

"Ok. Now show me what embarrassing things humans do to bond them as mates." Nar demanded, still smiling. Dib stood up before getting on one knee. The other members of the Resisty snickered at Nar's outfit and waited to see the show Dib would make. The human reached into his pocket and pulled out a ring, its pure green shine glinting in the light.

"Lard Nar, Vortain, captain of the Resisty and currently wearing a green skirt, will you marry me?" The teen asked, slipping the ring onto the first of Nar's three fingers. Confused, the Vorain nodded. Dib stood up and placed a kiss on Nar's cheek.

"Great, but since theres no living priest in the galaxy that's human, I present to you are substitute." He said, snapping his fingers so that Shloonktapooxis came flying in.

"Yay! You're man and wife! Now where's the cake?" He shouted then fell to the ground, laughing like a drunk man and rolling around on the floor.

"Well, my part's done." Dib said then snickered at the shocked look on Nar's face. "By the way, love the skirt, you should wear it more often." He called as he left the room. He would pay for this, he was sure about that but for right now he had a grin, and a Vortain to himself.