Has anyone seen the Cheese?
* Ehem * I am Duo! The algreat and almighty!
You may also call me Shinigami! God of Death!
Mwhahahahahaha *
[Knock heard on the door]
Trowa: Duo, where you just laughing hysterically?
Duo: No I was laughing like a maniac
Trowa:…
Duo: What? Heero does it all the time!
Trowa: Yeah but Heero's controlled by the Zero system. Have you seen the cheese?
Duo: The cheese?
Trowa: Yes. The cheese has gone missing right when I wanted to make a sandwich and you can't just have a plain P&B and lettuce sandwich without cheese!
Duo (pulls face): Dude! That's worse than what I eat!
Trowa (Rolls eyes): Have you seen the cheese or not?
Duo: No! Get lost I need to go back to laughing hysterically I mean like a maniac..whatever….
[Trowa rolls his eyes and leaves the room]
* I have just discussed with Trowa about a certain missing cheese
He doesn't know where it is
Nobody knows where it is
I bet he'll have a whole search party looking for it soon. *
[Knock heard on door]
Quatre: Hey Duo! Whatch'ya doing?
Duo: Nothing. What do you want?
Quatre: I was wondering if you'd seen the cheese? Trowa's got a whole search party looking for it.
* Bingo! *
Duo: I haven't seen the cheese.
Quatre: Sure?
Duo: Positive.
Quatre: Are you certain?
Duo: YES!
Quatre: Are you sure about that?
Duo: Look Quatre, I Haven't Seen the Cheese!
Quatre: You didn't have to yell…. (Starts crying)
Duo (rolls eyes): I'm sorry Quatre; maybe you could have a cup of tea with Trowa after this.
Quatre: Great Idea!
* Finally got rid of weird Arabian boy and his disturbing tea habits
No one has found the Cheese
1 No one suspects the most obvious person *
[Knock on the door]
Quatre (peeks around the door): Are you sure you haven't seen the cheese?
(Duo throws pillow at him but he ducks making it hit Heero square in the face)
Heero: I'll ignore that ever happened if you tell me where the cheese is.
Duo: I don't know.
Heero: Listen Baka, I've got Quatre yelling in my about having a cup of tea and Trowa yelling in my other ear about finding the damn cheese. Hand over the cheese or else!
Duo: You don't have to yell…(starts pretending to cry)
Heero: (rolls his eyes) I'm living with a bunch of lunatics… At leat it couldn't get any worse….
(All of a sudden Dorothy is standing next to him)
Heero: Argh! Dorothy, What are you doing here?
Dorothy: Quatre let me in for a cuppa and then I got conned into hunting for the 'cheese'. By the way, I brought along-
Relena: HEERO!
Heero: ARGH!
(Runs down the hall, Relena close behind him and Dorothy after that calling 'Miss Relena!' for some unknown reason…)
* Finally the cheese hunters have gone.
Sucked in Heero.
Relena is too weird to even laugh at and
Dorothy's eyebrows should only be shown on Halloween.
I am better than all of them. *
[Knock on the door…again]
Wufei: This is injustice! Waking a sleeping person to go on some stupid hunt..
Duo: They asked you to find the cheese, huh?
Wufei: It's injustice!
Duo: I'll take that for a yes…
(Wufei rambles on for another 5 minutes about injustice and then realises what he came to ask anyway)
Wufei: Have you seen the cheese?
Duo: Have YOU seen the cheese?
Wufei: No, I haven't seen the cheese. (Looks confused.) Wasn't I asking the questions?
Duo: No I was asking the questions.
(Wufei walks out of the door looking extremely confused)
* I have succeeded in fooling everyone
2 And also confusing a Chinaman
I see that as an added bonus
That's another point for the God of Death
The o so smart, brave, clever, not-so-trustworthy, deceitful, tricking and evil Shinigami strikes again!
And I have proof of all the above. Do you know what the proof is?
I have the cheese!!!
* Ehem * I am Duo! The algreat and almighty!
You may also call me Shinigami! God of Death!
Mwhahahahahaha *
[Knock heard on the door]
Trowa: Duo, where you just laughing hysterically?
Duo: No I was laughing like a maniac
Trowa:…
Duo: What? Heero does it all the time!
Trowa: Yeah but Heero's controlled by the Zero system. Have you seen the cheese?
Duo: The cheese?
Trowa: Yes. The cheese has gone missing right when I wanted to make a sandwich and you can't just have a plain P&B and lettuce sandwich without cheese!
Duo (pulls face): Dude! That's worse than what I eat!
Trowa (Rolls eyes): Have you seen the cheese or not?
Duo: No! Get lost I need to go back to laughing hysterically I mean like a maniac..whatever….
[Trowa rolls his eyes and leaves the room]
* I have just discussed with Trowa about a certain missing cheese
He doesn't know where it is
Nobody knows where it is
I bet he'll have a whole search party looking for it soon. *
[Knock heard on door]
Quatre: Hey Duo! Whatch'ya doing?
Duo: Nothing. What do you want?
Quatre: I was wondering if you'd seen the cheese? Trowa's got a whole search party looking for it.
* Bingo! *
Duo: I haven't seen the cheese.
Quatre: Sure?
Duo: Positive.
Quatre: Are you certain?
Duo: YES!
Quatre: Are you sure about that?
Duo: Look Quatre, I Haven't Seen the Cheese!
Quatre: You didn't have to yell…. (Starts crying)
Duo (rolls eyes): I'm sorry Quatre; maybe you could have a cup of tea with Trowa after this.
Quatre: Great Idea!
* Finally got rid of weird Arabian boy and his disturbing tea habits
No one has found the Cheese
1 No one suspects the most obvious person *
[Knock on the door]
Quatre (peeks around the door): Are you sure you haven't seen the cheese?
(Duo throws pillow at him but he ducks making it hit Heero square in the face)
Heero: I'll ignore that ever happened if you tell me where the cheese is.
Duo: I don't know.
Heero: Listen Baka, I've got Quatre yelling in my about having a cup of tea and Trowa yelling in my other ear about finding the damn cheese. Hand over the cheese or else!
Duo: You don't have to yell…(starts pretending to cry)
Heero: (rolls his eyes) I'm living with a bunch of lunatics… At leat it couldn't get any worse….
(All of a sudden Dorothy is standing next to him)
Heero: Argh! Dorothy, What are you doing here?
Dorothy: Quatre let me in for a cuppa and then I got conned into hunting for the 'cheese'. By the way, I brought along-
Relena: HEERO!
Heero: ARGH!
(Runs down the hall, Relena close behind him and Dorothy after that calling 'Miss Relena!' for some unknown reason…)
* Finally the cheese hunters have gone.
Sucked in Heero.
Relena is too weird to even laugh at and
Dorothy's eyebrows should only be shown on Halloween.
I am better than all of them. *
[Knock on the door…again]
Wufei: This is injustice! Waking a sleeping person to go on some stupid hunt..
Duo: They asked you to find the cheese, huh?
Wufei: It's injustice!
Duo: I'll take that for a yes…
(Wufei rambles on for another 5 minutes about injustice and then realises what he came to ask anyway)
Wufei: Have you seen the cheese?
Duo: Have YOU seen the cheese?
Wufei: No, I haven't seen the cheese. (Looks confused.) Wasn't I asking the questions?
Duo: No I was asking the questions.
(Wufei walks out of the door looking extremely confused)
* I have succeeded in fooling everyone
2 And also confusing a Chinaman
I see that as an added bonus
That's another point for the God of Death
The o so smart, brave, clever, not-so-trustworthy, deceitful, tricking and evil Shinigami strikes again!
And I have proof of all the above. Do you know what the proof is?
I have the cheese!!!
