Has anyone seen the Cheese?

* Ehem * I am Duo! The algreat and almighty!

You may also call me Shinigami! God of Death!

Mwhahahahahaha *

[Knock heard on the door]

Trowa: Duo, where you just laughing hysterically?

Duo: No I was laughing like a maniac

Trowa:…

Duo: What? Heero does it all the time!

Trowa: Yeah but Heero's controlled by the Zero system. Have you seen the cheese?

Duo: The cheese?

Trowa: Yes. The cheese has gone missing right when I wanted to make a sandwich and you can't just have a plain P&B and lettuce sandwich without cheese!

Duo (pulls face): Dude! That's worse than what I eat!

Trowa (Rolls eyes): Have you seen the cheese or not?

Duo: No! Get lost I need to go back to laughing hysterically I mean like a maniac..whatever….

[Trowa rolls his eyes and leaves the room]

* I have just discussed with Trowa about a certain missing cheese

He doesn't know where it is

Nobody knows where it is

I bet he'll have a whole search party looking for it soon. *

[Knock heard on door]

Quatre: Hey Duo! Whatch'ya doing?

Duo: Nothing. What do you want?

Quatre: I was wondering if you'd seen the cheese? Trowa's got a whole search party looking for it.

* Bingo! *

Duo: I haven't seen the cheese.

Quatre: Sure?

Duo: Positive.

Quatre: Are you certain?

Duo: YES!

Quatre: Are you sure about that?

Duo: Look Quatre, I Haven't Seen the Cheese!

Quatre: You didn't have to yell…. (Starts crying)

Duo (rolls eyes): I'm sorry Quatre; maybe you could have a cup of tea with Trowa after this.

Quatre: Great Idea!

* Finally got rid of weird Arabian boy and his disturbing tea habits

No one has found the Cheese

1 No one suspects the most obvious person *

[Knock on the door]

Quatre (peeks around the door): Are you sure you haven't seen the cheese?

(Duo throws pillow at him but he ducks making it hit Heero square in the face)

Heero: I'll ignore that ever happened if you tell me where the cheese is.

Duo: I don't know.

Heero: Listen Baka, I've got Quatre yelling in my about having a cup of tea and Trowa yelling in my other ear about finding the damn cheese. Hand over the cheese or else!

Duo: You don't have to yell…(starts pretending to cry)

Heero: (rolls his eyes) I'm living with a bunch of lunatics… At leat it couldn't get any worse….

(All of a sudden Dorothy is standing next to him)

Heero: Argh! Dorothy, What are you doing here?

Dorothy: Quatre let me in for a cuppa and then I got conned into hunting for the 'cheese'. By the way, I brought along-

Relena: HEERO!

Heero: ARGH!

(Runs down the hall, Relena close behind him and Dorothy after that calling 'Miss Relena!' for some unknown reason…)

* Finally the cheese hunters have gone.

Sucked in Heero.

Relena is too weird to even laugh at and

Dorothy's eyebrows should only be shown on Halloween.

I am better than all of them. *

[Knock on the door…again]

Wufei: This is injustice! Waking a sleeping person to go on some stupid hunt..

Duo: They asked you to find the cheese, huh?

Wufei: It's injustice!

Duo: I'll take that for a yes…

(Wufei rambles on for another 5 minutes about injustice and then realises what he came to ask anyway)

Wufei: Have you seen the cheese?

Duo: Have YOU seen the cheese?

Wufei: No, I haven't seen the cheese. (Looks confused.) Wasn't I asking the questions?

Duo: No I was asking the questions.

(Wufei walks out of the door looking extremely confused)

* I have succeeded in fooling everyone

2 And also confusing a Chinaman

I see that as an added bonus

That's another point for the God of Death

The o so smart, brave, clever, not-so-trustworthy, deceitful, tricking and evil Shinigami strikes again!

And I have proof of all the above. Do you know what the proof is?





I have the cheese!!!