Embarrassing Things That Happen To Sasuke!
Summary: Everyone has good and bad days, right? Yep, even the famous Uchiha had bad days. Rated T for language. Please Review!
Chapter 1: What Sasuke does At 3:00 am.
One windy night, Naruto tossed and turned in his nice, warm bed. He was sleeping at Sasuke's house today. Sasuke's room was across the hall from his. " I can't sleep in this big bed," Naruto whispered to himself looking at the size of the bed. He was used to the small, cold bed he had at home. "I wonder how Sasuke looks when he's asleep," Naruto snickered and pulled of the covers. He tip-toed down the hall trying not to make a sound. He slowly, but carefully, opened the door. The door screeched loudly as Naruto hoped Sasuke didn't wake up.
Naruto walked in the Uchiha's room looking on the floor to make sure he didn't step on anything noisy. 'I can't see him' Naruto thought to himself trying to see the Uchiha. 'he's not here,' Naruto closed the door. " Where is that Teme?" Naruto looked in the bathroom, the washroom, the basement, and the Living room and he still couldn't find him. "Where is he?" Naruto asked himself again thinking of where Sasuke could be. ' I know there has to be somewhere else I need to search!' Naruto went back downstairs to the living room and finally remembered somewhere else he needed to look. 'The Kitchen!' Naruto speeded to the kitchen and saw something he never thought he'd see. ' O…..M…..G…..What the hell?' Naruto wanted to burst out laughing at the unexpected.
Sasuke stood next to the fridge stuffing pickles in his mouth and crunching loudly. " Oi, Sasuke-kun, save some for me!" Naruto yelled starting to laugh extremely loud. "AHHHHH! Naruto-kun, I… It's not what you think… uh…." Naruto didn't understand Sasuke talking with pickles and his mouth so he just laughed louder. "HAAHAAHAA!! HA-Sasuke-HAAAHAAAHAA- What-HAAHAAHAA- Did-HAAHAAHAAA You-HAAHAAHAA- Say?-HAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto plopped on the floor with splitting images in his head of Sasuke stuffing pickles in his mouth. 'This is so embarrassing….he's probably gonna tell everyone I was eating pickles at 3 am.' Sasuke thought blushing with embarrassment. Sasuke looked at Naruto once more and went back to bed.
The Next Morning: Naruto went home at 9:00 since he knew Sasuke was mad at him. ' Ha! He'll get over it by this afternoon' Naruto smiled and went to eat some of his good ole' ramen.
Sasuke's Pov: Sasuke was a nervous wreck all morning long. He kept on thinking all day Naruto was gonna tell everyone he was eating pickles at 3:00 am. 'I gotta tell everyone I wasn't eating pickles at 3 am!' Sasuke thought putting on his jacket to tell everyone he didn't do that.
Middle Of the Hidden Leave Village: Ok Sasuke…. Just yell it. Sasuke cleared his throat so he could have everyone's attention. "EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT THERE'S BEEN A RUMOR OUT I WAS EATING PICKLES AT 3:OO AM! WELL, THAT'S A LIE OK! THANK YOU! BYE" Sasuke ran away from everyone's gaze. The whole village was dead locked in laughter, and Sasuke didn't even notice. When he was passing by, everyone was calling him names like " The Emo Pickle" and "Pickle Boy" all the way home.
Saskito-Chan: man I sucked making this ending. Anyway hoped you liked chappie 1! Stay tuned for chapter 2! Please Review!
