Lyra: *humming*
Niko: she's been doing that for hours.
Lyra: *humming*
Niko: She's going to a Paul McCartney concert in two days.
Lyra: *humming*
Niko: She's way too excited and getting REALLY ANNOYING
Lyra: *still humming* I GET TO GO TO THE STATES FOR 4 HOURS!!!!! ^_______^ *extreme happy*
Niko: Them you come right back home. You spend more time on the plane then in the US.
Lyra: *deathglare* Don't rub it in.
Roadside Assistance
~*~ THE NIGHT BEFORE ~*~
All: *in the car on the way home from a party*
Quatre: Where are we?
Heero: I don't know.
Duo: You don't know?! You're the one driving!
Heero: I know that! But the headlights are broken and I can't see a thing!
Duet: So how did you plan on getting us home?
Heero:…
WuFei: *sniff sniff* What's that smell?
Trowa: *looks out the window*…The motor's on fire…
All: AHHHHHHH!
Heero: *stops the car with a screech*
All: *fly forward*
Trowa: *hits the windshield*…ow…
Quatre: the car's broken down, what are we supposed to do?
Duo: *sigh* What can we do? It's dark. We'll just stay here tonight I guess.
~*~ THE NEXT MORINING ~*~
Duo: *sarcasm* Well I had a great sleep last night.
All: *deathglare Heero*
Heero: Hn…
Quatre: Where are we?
WuFei: Maybe we should ask somebody for directions.
Trowa: *points across the street* Maybe we should ask him.
Duo: Wait a minute. Even if we do get directions, we can't go anywhere with our car in this shape, we're talking miracles here!
WuFei: Maybe one of us can fix it.
Duo: Let me see the motor, I'll see if I can do something. *goes out and looks at motor*
Trowa: Do you think he can fix it?
Duo: *screams*
Duet: Well, Can you fix it? What do you think?
Duo: *sobbing* I think it burnt my finger! T_T
All: *sweatdrop*
Guy: *across the street reading a book* ad hoc, ad loc and quick pro quoe, so little time, so much to know!
Quatre: okay, should we ask him to help? Maybe we should show him our motor.
Duet: He my not have seen one before.
All: *walk over to the guy*
Duet: Hey! Can you tell us where we're at?
Guy: You're standing in the middle of the street, at that.
Heero: Alright…and who in the world are you?
Guy: Who? Who indeed am I? *hands them all business cards with his name*
Duo: Jeremy?
WuFei: Hillary?
Duet: Dude?
All: What? Who?
JHD: Eminent Physicist, polyglot copyist, prize winning pianist, good dentist too!
Duo: Lousy poet
JHD: Critics voice! Take your choice!
Quatre: I'm getting scared, can we just show him our motor and leave.
JHD: *examines motor* Turboprop super combustible spring, metrosyclonic and stereophonic, haha! This motor I see has a broken down thing! *Pounds motor*
Motor: *starts working*
Heero: He fixed it?
Duet: He fixed it!
WuFei: Great, lets go.
JHD: I must complete my bust, two novels, finish my blueprints, begin my beguine.
Trowa: Excuse me but must you always talk in rhyme?
JHD: if I spoke prose, you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about! Ad hoc ad loc and quick pro quoe, so little time, so much to know.
WuFei: What's he doing now?
JHD: *writing with his feet* The footnotes for my nineteenth book, this is my standard procedure for doing it, and while it compose it, I'm also reviewing it!
Duo: He's good. How can he lose?
JHD: it's my policy never to read my reviews!
WuFei: Can we leave now?
Quatre: Yeah, let's go. Thanks for fixing our car.
Duo: *in the car* That guy was freaky.
Heero: Damn! We forgot to ask him for directions!
Trowa: Just drive around, we'll find someplace familiar, then be able to get home.
Heero: *turns corner*
Quatre: Isn't that our house?
All: -_-**
Duo: …we stayed out here all night, and our house was right around the corner!?
OWARILyra: Well that was stupid,
Niko: …
Lyra: What no sarcastic comment?
Niko: If you're waiting for me to argue that that was a stupid fic, you're in for a very long wait.
Lyra: -_- anyway, I have an explanation for the stupidity.
Niko: …
Lyra: The silence is scary…but back to my explanation, the freaky rhyming guy was a chara in a Beatles movie called "Yellow Submarine" in a scene where their sub breaks down and this freaky guy helps them. And since I'm gong to a Paul McCartney concert, it was just a little tribute since the concert's on April 17, THAT'S TWO DAYS AWAY! First April 15… oh crud!
Niko: What?
Lyra: It's April 15!
Niko: and…?
Lyra: It'd TAX DAY you baka! I have about 10 minutes to get this tax return to the post office!
Niko: Man you waste a lot of time doing pointless stuff…WE'RE GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY!
Lyra: *runs out of the house*
Niko: *sweatdrop* Oh boy, she left without the tax return!
