Lyra: *humming*

Niko: she's been doing that for hours.

Lyra: *humming*

Niko:  She's going to a Paul McCartney concert in two days.

Lyra: *humming*

Niko: She's way too excited and getting REALLY ANNOYING

Lyra: *still humming* I GET TO GO TO THE STATES FOR 4 HOURS!!!!! ^_______^ *extreme happy*

Niko: Them you come right back home. You spend more time on the plane then in the US.

Lyra: *deathglare* Don't rub it in.

Roadside Assistance

~*~ THE NIGHT BEFORE ~*~

All: *in the car on the way home from a party*

Quatre: Where are we?

Heero: I don't know.

Duo: You don't know?! You're the one driving!

Heero: I know that! But the headlights are broken and I can't see a thing!

Duet: So how did you plan on getting us home?

Heero:…

WuFei: *sniff sniff* What's that smell?

Trowa: *looks out the window*…The motor's on fire…

All: AHHHHHHH!

Heero: *stops the car with a screech*

All: *fly forward*

Trowa: *hits the windshield*…ow…

Quatre: the car's broken down, what are we supposed to do?

Duo: *sigh* What can we do? It's dark. We'll just stay here tonight I guess.

~*~ THE NEXT MORINING ~*~

Duo: *sarcasm* Well I had a great sleep last night.

All: *deathglare Heero*

Heero: Hn…

Quatre: Where are we?

WuFei: Maybe we should ask somebody for directions.

Trowa: *points across the street* Maybe we should ask him.

Duo: Wait a minute. Even if we do get directions, we can't go anywhere with our car in this shape, we're talking miracles here!

WuFei: Maybe one of us can fix it.

Duo: Let me see the motor, I'll see if I can do something. *goes out and looks at motor*

Trowa: Do you think he can fix it?

Duo: *screams*

Duet: Well, Can you fix it? What do you think?

Duo: *sobbing* I think it burnt my finger! T_T

All: *sweatdrop*

Guy: *across the street reading a book* ad hoc, ad loc and quick pro quoe, so little time, so much to know!

Quatre: okay, should we ask him to help? Maybe we should show him our motor.

Duet: He my not have seen one before.

All: *walk over to the guy*

Duet: Hey! Can you tell us where we're at?

Guy: You're standing in the middle of the street, at that.

Heero: Alright…and who in the world are you?

Guy: Who? Who indeed am I? *hands them all business cards with his name*

Duo: Jeremy?

WuFei: Hillary?

Duet: Dude?

All: What? Who?

JHD: Eminent Physicist, polyglot copyist, prize winning pianist, good dentist too!

Duo: Lousy poet

JHD: Critics voice! Take your choice!

Quatre: I'm getting scared, can we just show him our motor and leave.

JHD: *examines motor* Turboprop super combustible spring, metrosyclonic and stereophonic, haha! This motor I see has a broken down thing! *Pounds motor*

Motor: *starts working*

Heero: He fixed it?

Duet: He fixed it!

WuFei: Great, lets go.

JHD: I must complete my bust, two novels, finish my blueprints, begin my beguine.

Trowa: Excuse me but must you always talk in rhyme?

JHD: if I spoke prose, you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about! Ad hoc ad loc and quick pro quoe, so little time, so much to know.

WuFei: What's he doing now?

JHD: *writing with his feet* The footnotes for my nineteenth book, this is my standard procedure for doing it, and while it compose it, I'm also reviewing it!

Duo: He's good. How can he lose?

JHD: it's my policy never to read my reviews!

WuFei: Can we leave now?

Quatre: Yeah, let's go. Thanks for fixing our car.

Duo: *in the car* That guy was freaky.

Heero: Damn! We forgot to ask him for directions!

Trowa: Just drive around, we'll find someplace familiar, then be able to get home.

Heero: *turns corner*

Quatre: Isn't that our house?

All: -_-**

Duo: …we stayed out here all night, and our house was right around the corner!?

OWARI

Lyra: Well that was stupid,

Niko: …

Lyra: What no sarcastic comment?

Niko: If you're waiting for me to argue that that was a stupid fic, you're in for a very long wait.

Lyra: -_- anyway, I have an explanation for the stupidity.

Niko: …

Lyra: The silence is scary…but back to my explanation, the freaky rhyming guy was a chara in a Beatles movie called "Yellow Submarine" in a scene where their sub breaks down and this freaky guy helps them. And since I'm gong to a Paul McCartney concert, it was just a little tribute since the concert's on April 17, THAT'S TWO DAYS AWAY! First April 15… oh crud!

Niko: What?

Lyra: It's April 15!

Niko: and…?

Lyra: It'd TAX DAY you baka! I have about 10 minutes to get this tax return to the post office!

Niko: Man you waste a lot of time doing pointless stuff…WE'RE GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY!

Lyra: *runs out of the house*

Niko: *sweatdrop* Oh boy, she left without the tax return!