This an avengers Fanfic and I'm basically doing this for a friend it's a late Christmas gift, but I hope the still like it and understand how far they have pushed me out of my comfort zone again. This has no time point in the movies or animated show.

It a regular day in the avenger's head quarter if you don't state the fact that Tony Stark has lost his mind.

Natasha: TONY! get out the pantry.

Tony: NEVER! no matter what you do. Don't even try to hack the system either.

Bruce: Jarvis help

Flash back

The morning started out okay with everyone doing there own thing. Natasha had just finished her morning training session with Clint. The head upstairs to make some breakfast when the see Bruce struggling with the pantry doors.

Clint: Hey Bruce what are you doing?

Bruce: the doors won't open because.

Natasha: Let me try.

Tony: Give it up.

Tony sings out from the pantry catching the two spies of guard.

Natasha: what the HELL. Tony?

Bruce: That is what I was trying to tell you. Tony locked himself in and I have no clue how to get him out.

Natasha: Tony get out of there.

Tony: NO

Clint: If you come out we can have a video game battle royal.

Tony: Clint come closer.

Clint moves to the pantry and pressed his ear to the door. Not a minutes later he stands up and walks away.

Natasha: Clint where are you going?

Clint: Forget him forget this. I'm done see everyone else when he gets out.

Bruce: Clint come back what did he say, CLINT!

Bruce follows Clint to the elevator where he precedes to crawl out the celling of it without a word.

Bruce: yeah, he's gone

Standing in the hall he hears Natasha scream for Tony to grow up.

Natasha: TONY! get out the pantry.

Tony: NEVER! no matter what you do. Don't even try to hack the system either.

Bruce: Jarvis help

And where caught up

Jarvis: apologizes but it seems I can not open the pantry doors.

Tony: HA what did I say. No one can hack my system not even Jarvis but nice try.

Natasha: Damn it Tony don't make me call Steve.

Tony: Go head this was made to keep him out.

Bruce: No Tony this was made to hold food.

Tony: where are we.

Bruce: Stark tower aw damn it he's right this was made to keep Steve out alongside Thor and the big guy.

Natasha: Then how do we get him out.

Jarvis: I don't believe we can. We can only wait for him to want to leave.

Natasha: Jarvis that doesn't help.

Bruce: Loki!

Natasha: wait what does Loki have to do with this?

Bruce: no maybe Loki will be willing to help?

Natasha: That seems like a okay idea

Loki: Not going to work

Bruce and Natasha: WHAT!

Bruce: Oh come on why are you in there?

Loki: same reason as Tony.

Natasha: And the reason is?

Loki and Tony: Hiding away from are sinful desires that if are aloud to escalate will most likely end up other.

Tony: A destroying a very sensitive friendship or

Loki: B Shattering my heart in the process.

Tony and Loki: anymore questions.

Bruce: No but your gonna have to leave at one point or another.

Loki and Tony: No, we don't.

Tony: we have plenty of food.

Loki: and we have a tv in here. So, I can stay in here till Thor calms down.

Tony: and I until I get over feels that I should never have.

Natasha: Okay so this just you two being idiots.

Bruce: Okay Loki first why would your brother be mad at you.

Loki: I may or may not have kissed him and ran like hell.

Natasha: you kissed your brother?

Loki: Immortals don't focus on frivolous thoughts such as incest. since genetic mutations do not limit us but if it makes you feel better Thor and I aren't blood brothers.

Natasha: Okay but um why kiss him.

Loki: I don't know

Natasha: Okay then why did you run?

Loki: I DON'T KNOW!

Tony: Don't even try Bruce. I'm not talking.

Bruce: oh, I know that's why I just called Thor to come get Loki.

Loki: WHAT! You traitor.

Bruce: Yeah yeah he will be here with Steve in about twenty minutes.

Tony: wait what no fair.

Loki: If I suffer you do to mortal.

Tony: At least I didn't kiss and flee.

Loki: . . . . .Shut up.

Thor and Steve speed walk into the kitchen with confused looks on their faces. Before they could even ask Natasha and Bruce clue them in on what they were called for.

Thor: Darling brother you will exit the food closet now.

Loki: No

Thor: Do not make me tell you again brother.

Loki: No, I don't want to talk to you.

Thor: You seem to think you have a choice now out darling brother.

Loki pops up in front of the pantry doors. His hair is ruffled up and his face has red painted across.

Thor: follow brother we must talk.

And with that the Loki problem is being dealt with now all there is to do is get Tony out.

Natasha: we wish you luck Steve.

Steve: wait what!