Hellllooooo people. I am back again for another comedy Victorious fanfiction. It's kind of Sam and Cat fanfiction but whatever. Oh and once again, this is a one- chapter story. I do not own Victorious, Sam and Cat, or any of the characters involved. Bye J
"Sam!" Cat yelled, searching for her bestie. She walked around the small apartment looking for her. "SAM DAVID PUCKETT!" Sam heard her and groaned.
"Cat, I'm taking a number 397." Cat sighed. She was on the potty.
"Don't take too long, the new customer is coming in a few minutes." Sam peeked out of the potty house.
"New customer?" She said, surprised. Cat looked at her in disgust.
"Yes Sam, we have a new kid today. You're such an idiot- breath." Sam looked at her, tears in her eyes.
"Rude! Tell me when the kid comes." She then shut the door and started singing Miley Cyrus. "I can't stop! I literally cannot stop the flow of poop!" Cat smiled and started watching re- runs of Mork and Mindy.
Cat jumped up when she heard a knock on the door. "Sam! The next victim is here!" Sam ran down the stairs singing Demi Lovato. Cat skipped to the door and opened it. Cat looked at the customer in disgust. "Sinjin?" Sinjin smiled as his mom ran away drinking vodka and smoking a cigarette.
"Yes. It is I, the Sinj." Cat groaned. Sam looked confused.
"Who's this nutcracker?" she asked.
"A kid from my school. Sinjin Van Puke." Sinjin then proceeded to vomit on a dead cat.
"Indeed." He said. Sam kicked him in the lower area.
"Puke again, and I will eat you alive." Sinjin fell down and moaned in pain. Cat then vomited on him. Then they heard a voice in the background.
"Do not hurt my friend that is a boy but is not my love interest." They turned around to see the one and only, Gibby.
"Gibby?" Sam said. Cat looked bam-boozled and Sinjin was unconscious.
"No." he said. "I am Sinjin's guardian angel." Sam stepped forward.
"I don't want to hurt you, Gib." Gibby chuckled.
"But I do." Gibby's eyes turned pink and his mouth started to froth. Sam screamed as Cat passed out. "Goodbye, Samuel." Then Gibby ate her.
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