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Funny Love Drabble
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Cock-Blocked
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Today will be the day she told herself, today will be the day she and Itachi will finally make love to each other. It's been such a long time since she's felt the warmth of her lover's naked body against her or the feeling of his little 'pecker' bringing her over the edge and sending her to the moon. But ever since the birth of her eldest son and her recent twins, she's been exhausted running around the house to take care of all three and Itachi has been equally supportive but the man could only do so much without boobs. Their eldest son, Jun is about to turn one and the little toddler, Jun, still continues to fight his father over a nipple but now they both have more competition with the twins. One a girl named Azula and the other a boy named Saizo and the two were downright breast hoggers, suckling her breast for minutes on end, their appetites were insatiable.
Did Sakura mention how exhausted she's been?
Did she also mention how horny she's been too? Oh she's been terribly frisky!
The pinkette tiptoed mindfully through the dark house, careful not to make the old wood beneath her feet squeak and give her away. She came up to a door and slowly slid it open to peek an emerald eye in the room to check up on Jun. She slowly crept into the infant's room and leaned over the rail of his crib.
The young boy did not stir as Sakura leaned down to brush her lips against his chubby rosy cheek. She lightly caressed a soft pink curl of his hair.
After easing out his room, she slid the door closed behind her and mentally jumped for joy. One down, two more to go.
The twin's room was more easier to maneuver through, it was more carpeted which made it easier to quell her footsteps. After checking up on Azula and Saizo, she kissed them both and quickly escaped before all would be in vain.
Sakura swore she was seconds from breaking her neck as she ran down the hall in demonic speed to her bedroom. Upon opening it, she was mindful to slowly ease the door open, careful not to make even a peep as she shut it behind her.
"So are they asleep?" The unexpected sound of his voice made Sakura yelp as she felt strong arms wrap around her frame. Burying his face into her neck, Itachi breathed in her intoxicating scent of strawberry, oh how he cherished that scent. So pungent like a perfume yet so beautifully blended with her own natural scent like a splash. Sakura melted in his embrace as she turned to look at her lover despite the room was pitch black, only the light of the luminous moon as it peeked through the half closed curtains in their window.
"Yes, and trust me, if we play our cards right tonight, we can go all night with out a peep from the peanut gallery." Sakura chuckled deviously as she held her lover's face in her hands and gently kissed his lips. Oh how she missed these lips. She wanted him so badly that is was hurting her that she hasn't devoured him, yet.
Itachi kissed her passionately, their lips molded in the heated kiss as he grabbed her hips and grind them into his, causing her to feel the strong bulge in his pants. He wanted her as much as she wanted him and the it burned in them like an insatiable fire.
"Did I ever mention you still look breathtaking?" He said as she began to lift her shirt and expose her bra-less post baby body which Itachi still all found ravishing. He actually preferred her more fuller frame over when she was petite and delicate. She use to be so fragile looking that he sometimes worried if they went too far, he would hurt her and that is the last thing he would ever want to do.
He could see her smile from the shadow the moon cast on the side of her face and she whispered "every single day." Itachi ran his fingers over her chest roughly and it caused Sakura to sharply take in breath in pain, why was her breast beginning to hurt her? Even as Itachi tweaked a hard nipple, it sent jolts of pain through her body and it made her want to cringe away but she fought the urge.
The pain did not subside even as Itachi moved his hot mouth against her sensitive breast, it actually felt even worse. Even as he circled her darkened nipple with his skillful tongue and kneaded her other with his free hand, she could feel nothing but pain coming from her breast and it was beginning to get hard to ignore. But she didn't want to ruin the moment, it was the moment they've been working so hard to get and finally they've gotten it and she's about to throw it all away on a little breast discomfort but this wasn't the only pain getting to her.
Come to think of it
She's been awfully cramping today. It started off as coming and going but now it's coming every other minute and when they came, it felt like someone was severely pinching her uterus. Could it be? She hasn't had it in a long time and to see it now...why is mother nature such a bitch? Now she had to find the heart to tell Itachi before they went on any further.
"Itachi." She moaned, half aroused, half pained. The Uchiha flicked her tender nipple with his tongue and Sakura flinched at the pain it sent her. "You might want to stop." Sakura felt awful but she just couldn't take it anymore. Itachi looked confused as he lifted his head and Sakura instantly felt guilt but she just had to tell him.
"What's wrong Sakura?"He asked. Itachi held her close as she groaned 'you're going to hate me' into his chest. Itachi chuckled, clearly amused at her. If only he knew, she bitterly thought. The pinkette irritatedly sighed as she stuck her hands through her mess of hair and tugged at it as if life was killing her right now. After a moment, she dropped her hands and smiled sheepishly towards her loving husband.
"I think I've just started my period." It was Itachi's turn to groan in pain. He dropped his head into the crook of her neck and groaned 'the Kamis must hate me' into her shoulder whilst a guilty Sakura patted his back comfortingly. It wasn't the children who got in their way, but mother nature took the liberty of cock-blocking them this time. Sakura was never going to get a break because now...
She had four big babies to tend to.
