Alright, so this is an old legend that my grandfather used to tell me when I was only 4 months old. There was once an Indian Chief by the name of Anal Plug, and he was the leader of a tribe called Niggakilla. He came up to his eldest son and said, "Fuck yew swagfag, ya'll needs ta step up yo game if yew wanna get da beetches." His eldest son then said, "Ok." They then set out on their journey from Niggakilla to a faraway land called America. "Let me take a selfie first, Pops," said the eldest son, Chad. He then pulled out his iPhone and took a pic of himself flexing while making it look like he wasn't. "God dayumm nigga why yew gotta be such a fuckin douche bag," said the Chief with a look of disappointment. "Cuz boiii I just ate a bunch of celery, and I'm bout ta cum." "Oh shit, this is bad," Said Anal Plug. He took out his bow and arrow, and they both know what had to be done. "I'm gonna tear Hellen Keller's asshole apart," said the great Chief. He pulled Hellen Keller out of his pocket and looked at her straight in the face for 30 minutes. "You and I both know what this means," Anal Plug said to her. "Hoorroughh raooguuuu maghhh shiiiyahhhg fraugghh gaghghhh," Hellen said with a look of concern on her face. "Yeah, well those days are over, bitch! I'm a changed man." The Chief slapped her in the face with his dick, and shoved an arrow up her anus. "Roahghhggh, yooohghj hiifhghh mahfhdhfj owidoihoofovefolsjflsjdfvlsjdkvnbufgbhwirh? Lsdjnvehrfuenhubereroijgorvejnio fucjfkoej wepowl1=4i02 20fk doep 2w034r02-…wperifjweorf!ergfje," Hellen exclaimed with sorrow and regret. "Yeah, well maybe I DID forget to turn the sink off, but your dog ran away!" "guuuhghhefh?" "Why? I would run away too if my name was "Nyaghhhaguhgh". He shoved her hand deep into her pussy. "So this is the only way you can hear eh? Well what does this sound like ya fuckin poop!" "EJFIUS988htfhfeiufe*0-i404-32 3- riEF, efoieff efeofoeij! Oeifodijofjs OS0*#U8r9 09ur09!," She cried. "That's what I thought." He ended it off by making her strangle herself with her own hand. "Well, I think I've made my point clear," The Chief ate a bagel, danced Gangnam Style, and shot himself in the head with a rifle. "Amanda Todd is dead," Chad said with a cute little smile.