Disclaimer: I don't own Inu yasha or any of the Character's. DON'T HATE ME FOR THE PAIRING AT THE END!!! And I never seen a Jerry Springer show either so yeah if none of it isright don't hate me for that either. k, k?

Audience: Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: Hello every one, and welcome to my show. Today we have a Love Triangle between: Shessomaru, Kikyou, Inu yasha, Kagura, and Kagome. Please welcome our guest!

(They enter and sit)

Audience: Yaaah!

Jerry: Now Lets see If I understand, Inu yasha you love Kikyou and Kagome; Kikyou you love Inu yasha and Shessomaru; Shessomaru you love Kikyou and Kagaru; Kagura you love Shessomaru and Kagome; and Kagome your in love with Inu yasha and Kagura.

(Inu yasha jump up from his chair)

Inu yasha: What! You never told me your in love with Kagura, Kagome!

Kagome: Well um… I could explain…you see me and Kagura had a one night thing and well it…

Inu yasha: Who the hell care, what about you and me!

(Kikyou walks slowly up to Inu yasha and slaps him)

Kikyou: 'What about you and her!' I thought you said you loved me Inu yasha!

Inu yasha: huh? Oh Kikyou, no um that a lie, Kagome is only my love slave.

Kagome: Love slave!

(Kagome jumps up from her chair and starts yelling at Inu yasha then Kagura come over and puts her hands on Kagome's shoulders)

Kagura: Oh, Kagome don't worry about that two-timing cheating bastard. Why don't you forget about him a stay with me.

Shessomaru: So I guess those several nights of 'fun' means nothing to you?

Kagura: Um that not what I mean…I mean she my love-slave too!

Kagome: Love-slave. What the fuck is with this!

(Leaves, closly followed by Kagura)

Kikyou: What? You too, Shessomaru. You've been two-timing me also! Why you fucking bastard…

Shessomaru: Wait Kikyou I didn't mean it!

Jerry: Now people…(Shessomaru, Inu yasha glares at him) and um…Demons calm down. Lets settle this one at a time.

Inu yasha: Fuck that! Come on you bastard Shessomaru, lets fight!

(Inu yasha lungs forward to Shessomaru, punches him and get stabbed in the shoulder with Shessomaru's claws.)

Audience: Fight! Fight!

(Jerry comes over to the two who are fist fighting)

Jerry: Um…yeah, you guy are getting blood all over the place.

Shessomaru: Fuck you!

(continues to fight, Jerry goes off to coware)

Kikyou: Sweet pea and Honey Stop Fighting! (Inu yasha and Shessomaru froze at Kikyou's words) Inu yasha: Honey?

Shessomaru: Sweet pea?

Inu yasha/ Shessomaru: Who the hell is that!

(Inu yasha and Shessomaru glares at each other. Inu yash quickly run to Kikyou and hold her hands.)

Inu yasha: Kikyou why? I thought I was the only man for. Cause you're the only girl for me!

(Kagome comes in)

Kagome: YOU FUCKING LIER! I thought I was the only girl for you. Well at least that what you told me!

(Runs to Kagome and hold her hand in his)

Inu yasha: That's true, Um…Kikyou only my love slave.

Audience: Cheater! Cheater!

Shessomaru: Oh, look at you you're a damn cheater Inu yasha.

Kikyou: And your not. You know what I'm leaving you Shessomaru, you too Inu yasha!

Kagome: And so am I!

(Kagura comes in)

Kikyou: Come on Kagura, Lets go.

( Kikyou grabs Kagura's arm and drags her away.)

Kagura: Hey, wait! What's going on…

Kagome: Shessomaru come! Lets go too!

(She grabs him and drags him away.)

Inu yasha: Wait. Kagome, Kikyou we can still be together!

(Run after them.)

Jerry: Well that was interesting.

The end

Its phycotic, isn't? But this was a quiky so yeah...So what you think? I hope you guys like it, please review and no flames please.