Well I found this on my flashdrive and I was bored so I'm revising it since it was written when the second game came out but then again there never was a second Devil May Cry game and also to my knowledge I've yet to see a Kim Possible/DMC crossover. This is just the summary and I should be done revising it by next week and post it the day after I post Shinobi of Pandora.
Summary:
Ron has been dating Kim since there second year in highschool and on there 1 year anniversary he thought it nice to surprise her but the surprise is on him when he walks in on her having sex with Josh Mankey, running down stairs only to find the looks on her parents faces he finds out they knew all along and didn't tell him. Distraught Ron goes to the only person he could talk to, his Uncle Dante who owns a shop Jersey. After a year working with his Uncle and learning of the heritage his Mom never wanted him to know of and gaining the sword of his deceased Uncle Vergil he sets off on his own and opens up a shop in Middleton where demons are continuing to appear and where he finds two objects thought lost to Dante for 20 years. How will Middleton and Kim handle this new Ron and why does Rufus seem more hostile and are his eyes...red?
Chapter 1
No Title
Ron walked towards his next class in Middleton High lost in thought remembering the day he learned he would have to return to this hell hole. Ron suddenly stopped 'Wait, I'd actually prefer a hell hole to this place, at least I'd get to kill something and I wouldn't have to see Her'. He continued walking as he stopped at his locker and remembered the conversation he had with Dante.
Flashback
"Why can't you go," Ron yelled at his Uncle. Said Uncle was a tall well built man with stark white hair the same color as Ron's was now. He wore leather pants with black leather biker boots unzipped and the legs of the pants tucked into them. He also wore a red leather coat with a dual pistol holster on his back and a broadsword that had a handle and guard that appeared to be made of bones from demons. His hair was shaggy and unkempt
"For two reasons actually my dear little nephew," he responded as Ron growled. Ron was dressed similarly except his was more royal blue his long white hair reached to his shoulder blades and was in a ponytail. He had a Katana in his hand. The sheath was blue and the swords guard was gold, the handle was wrapped in white with hints of blue sticking out, if one were a sword collector they would say the sword looked beautiful and well kept.
"The first reason is that Lady and a few other demonically sensitive beings have noticed a rise in demonic energy around that area and two is I want you to set up a shop while your there and before you complain Lady will be going with you and also as a favor to me at least try to reconcile with your parents and that Bitches parents. You don't have to speak to her at all but at least talk to her mom and dad." He finished looking at his nephew in the eye.
"Fine I'll go as long as Lady goes with me and as long as I get to choose which weapons I get to take," he finished with a maniacal grin and a loud laugh as his Uncle groaned.
Flashback End
Now here he was the end of school walking towards his locker a slight grin on his face remembering the weapons he got to take besides Yamato and Lies and Deception his two pistols modeled after Dante's Ebony and Ivory, he chose Lucifer, Cerberus, Nevan, Pandora, Kalina Ann (since Lady was here with him), and Gilgamesh since in Ron's exact words "Beowulf is a pompous ass who doesn't shut the hell up" he would have taken Agni and Rudra but they annoyed him when he and Dante helped out Nero with the whole Order of The Sword incident.
As he git closer to his locker he noticed Josh was there seemingly waiting for him. As his hand touched the lock Josh spoke up.
"Hows it feel to know I boned your girlfriend while she was still dating you loser?" At this everyone around them froze and looked towards Ron and from his position he could see Kim trying to push her way through the crowd, 'probably trying to talk to me... Again' he thought.
"I don't know Monkey how does it feel to get intimate with a locker?" He asked with feigned innocence, and as soon as Josh uttered the word "What" Ron had grabbed his head and slammed the door of his locker into his face. Josh immediately crumbled to the ground holding his bleeding nose as Ron knelt down to whisper into his ear. "I've been trained to kill and I can kill you and leave no trace, so you best remember that Mankey or else I WILL fuck you up so god damn quick. Oh and to let you know that I may not be the one to kill you if it does come to that, Rufus has killed almost as much as I have so don't fuck with us." Ron slowly stood up and walked outside to his Kawasaki Ninja and drove off towards his shop.
With Kim
Kim looked on with shock as her lifelong friend Ron slammed the locker door into her ex Josh, she wondered what happened to him that year he left after he walked in on her and Josh having sex. Seeing Ron again after so long and how he seemed to have matured brought back feelings she hadn't had since he left. Of course she knew it was her fault and that she was wrong for cheating on him but her pride and ego won out, she was Kim Possible she can do anything and she always saved the world from major threats.
She quickly left school and headed to Bueno Nacho fully believing in her mind that he would go straight there. Yet unfortunately for her that was not where he was headed.
With Ron
Ron had just pulled up to the new Devil May Cry establishment, he opened the doors and walked to his desk and sat in the plush red leather chair. And props his feet onto the desk as Lady enters from the back room clothed and drying her hair obviously having recently gotten out of the shower..
"I thought you were going to talk to whats her name and try to clear everything up," she asks confused as she continues to dry her hair with one hand while picking up a gun magazine and going to the couch closest to the desk.
"I will," Ron replies nonchalantly and shrugs, "besides she still has that tracking chip in me I think and if she really wants to talk then the bitch can come to me." He responded angrily as he pulled out his pistols, one was flat black with a broken heart on the handle and the word Lies under it whereas the second one was a blood red color and had a picture of a mask with the words Deception under it. He began to polish them as Lady spoke again.
"Wait, you mean to tell me you have a tracking chip in you and they could have found you whenever they pleased?" She said shocked and appalled that someone would do that.
"Not really I had Wade make it to where they could only find me if I was within city limits and speaking of which she should be here in about 5 or 10 minutes, and if you want you can stay to watch the show."
Lady nodded in agreement and they began to talk again but this time about which weapons he decided to bring with him, nine minutes later Lady was about to ask him where Kalina Ann was but was interrupted by the door of the building being slammed open by a red haired teen around 5' 5'' with a medium build wearing light green cargo pants and a black shirt that showed off her stomach.
"Ron, why have you been avoiding me all day. All I wanted to do," she was stopped by Ron holding his hand up in a silencing gesture.
"Now that it's quite again what were you asking me Lady," Ron spoke with annoyance written on his face.
"Well I was wondering where Kalina Ann was since it was supposed to be cleaned today," she said as Kim looked on confused wondering who or what Kalina Ann was.
"Well I took her to school with me, remember me and Dante can practically hide anything, why do you want her back right now?"
"Yeah," she said as she got up and walked towards him, "but why did you take her if you already had Lies and Deception with you and I'm sure you had Yamato or ,and heaven forbid, you took Gilgamesh or Cerberus and if things did get hairy you could have used your DT."
"Yeah yeah but after Temen-Ni-Gru me and Dante like to be prepared," he said as a rocket launcher with a blade at the end of the barrel appeared out of thin air scaring Kim and making her get into a fighting stance, both Ron and Lady looked amused at this, "so where is Rufus?"
"Oh hes in the back sleeping," she replied as she grabbed Kalina Ann and walked through the door stopping when Ron told her one last thing before heading through the door completely.
"Remember NO shop talk unless there is a paying customer," he turned to Kim, "you are a paying customer are you not?" He asked with one eyebrow raised.
"No I came to talk to you and to see if we can get Team Possible back together." She asked as she looked down nervously and fidgeted slightly.
"As for being a Team that will only happen if my jobs coincide with yours which I know will since there has been a rise of appearances and don't act as f you don't know what I'm talking about, you may not know what they are but there has been a rise here. As for talking, well 'chuckle' you can talk all you want but I'll choose if I want to listen," he said as he look her straight in the eye. Around this time Lady came back into the room with Rufus on her shoulder to make sure no fights or deaths break out, Rufus tho only glared at his surrogate brothers best friend and past flame. Lady sat down on the couch she previously occupied dressed ready for a fight. (Basically the same thing she wore in DMC 3)
"Well can we at least start over, I know it wasn't right of me but we never did anything fun as a couple all we did was see some movies and go to Bueno Nacho a lot, but I want us to start over and see if we can work our way back up again." She asked hopefully looking Ron in his eyes.
"No," he stated simply before going into an explanation, "after that we can never be anything more than friends and I doubt we could be that, the most we may be are acquaintances. Also as I said before I will go on some missions with you but only if it concerns my job, besides you wouldn't approve of my methods. Besides do you know what today its?" She shook her head "No", "Today is the anniversary of when I walked on you getting fucked like some whore by Josh Mankey and I'm going to do what I did that night last year, do you know what that is?" Again a shake of her head no was his answer, "I'm going to get so drunk I can neither see nor stand straight and then I'm going to find a chick bring her back here and fuck her most of the night and then when morning comes I'm going to come into school about 4 hours late looking disheveled and tired because I would have just gotten done fucking her again." By now Kim was in tears at how harsh Ron was speaking but he continued, "I'LL EVEN TELL YOU WHY I AM GOING TO DO THIS," His voice took on a demonic tone as he yelled, "BECAUSE THE ONE PERSON I TRUSTED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, THE ONE PERSON I LOVED ABOVE ALL OTHERS AND THE ONE PERSON I GAVE MY HEART TOO RIPPED IT OUT AND STOMPED ON IT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I FORCE YOU TO LEAVE, YOUR NOT HERE TO HIRE US SO LEAVE." He finished by pointing towards the door with a pointed glare.
"But Ron I...," Ron quicker than Kim could follow appeared next to her lifted her up and carried her out of the store. "Never come back unless you have business with us or you require our services on a mission or around Middleton, other than that the next time you come here and it isn't for those reasons then I will call the cops." Ron responded angrily before slamming the door.
The next Day
Kim sat in her 4th hour that she shared with Ron and true to his word he came in halfway through class disheveled and tired, no one in the class noticed a tear slide down her face as she quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom.
Well there's the first chapter, I hope you all like it. Also I will have a poll on my profile on whether or not Kim should be redeemed later on in the story. Later on the use of the words Whore, Hoe, Bitch, Slut, and a lot of others will be used to describe Kim and depending on how the poll goes Kim will be bashed a lot and also the next chapter will have a big surprise but that's all I'll tell ya.
