Samuel Vimes is coming to Town

Ref.

You'd better give up, you'd better not lie

You'd better not fight, I'm telling you why

Samuel Vimes is coming to town,

He walks down the street, alongside Carrot,

He's gonna find out what you've done to parrot

Samuel Vimes is coming to town.

1. He sees you when you're stealing

He knows you're not from Guild,

He'll put you in the nice, warm cell,

So you won't get yourself killed!

ref.
You'd better give up, you'd better not lie

You'd better not fight, I'm telling you why

Samuel Vimes is coming to town,

He walks down the street, alongside Colon,

He's gonna find out why all rum is gone

Samuel Vimes is coming to town.

2. The queens and kings in Uberwald,

They're have some place to be,

Or else they're gonna find it hard,

Why you should respect minorities.

ref.
You'd better give up, you'd better not lie

You'd better not fight, I'm telling you why

Samuel Vimes is coming to town,

He walks down the street, alongside Nobby,

He's gonna find out why you hurt your doggy.

Samuel Vimes is coming to town.