This little DA piece is mine. Show and characters belong to FOX. Please save Dark Angel.
"Ok Max. Now that we've shown we aren't leavin, what are we gonna do to get out of here? I mean we don't have that much food, and Logan and the others cant stay here long."
"What's in the script?"
"Ummm, we don't have one."
"What do you mean we don't have one?"
"Ummm, we don't have a script."
"Well get the writers to make one."
"Ummmm, we don't have writers anymore."
"What do you mean we don't have writers anymore?"
"They were released from their contracts."
"Well whose supposed to figure out how we get out of here?"
"I thought you would."
"Me?"
"Yeah, your the leader and all."
"Well I don't know what to do. The writers usually come up with that for me."
"Well, what do the writers usually do?"
"There's usually a couple of fight scenes, some drama between me and Logan, you make smart alec statements."
"Well, do that then."
"I don't know if that's how it works!"
"Don't yell at me, yell at FOX."
"Aiight. I guess we can do that."
"What yell at FOX!!?"
"No. Do what the writers usually do."
"Oh ok. So what about yelling at FOX?"
"We have to get out of here first."
"We could always send barcodes to UPN. Maybe they'll get us some writers."
"Yes, well we have to get out of here first."
"Or we could sign petitions, and send mail to FOX."
"Ok, can we do one thing at a time. Let's try to get out of here first."
"Logan could get on the net, and go to savedarkangel.net."
"I'm gonna kick your ass any second now if you don't shut up Alec."
"I'm just trying to help. You know snail mail is better than email."
"Really."
"Yes, and we could send mail to the FOX execs, and maybe they'll change their minds and give us our writers back. Maybe some better ones."
"Alec."
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Sheesh Max, you don't have to get mean." She rolled her eyes and walked away. It didn't take too long for her to run into Logan.
"So is the virus thing cured yet?" He asked.
"I don't know."
"Well, Joshua's blood could have changed it somehow, so that now we can touch."
"I don't know."
"Do you know when you will?"
"I don't know, the writers usually do that sort of thing."
"Well tell them to hurry up. It's getting a little old."
"Yeah well I would except we have no writers."
"What?"
"FOX let them go."
"Go where?"
"Home probably."
"When do they come back?"
"They don't. They were let go of their contracts."
"So what do we do now."
"I don't know. I have to figure out how to get us out of this situation."
"I know, we could petition FOX."
"Yes I'm sure we could."
"And if that doesn't work, we could send barcodes to UPN, they're better anyway."
"That's nice, really it is. But right now I have to figure a way to get us out of here!"
"Max, I want you to know I'll always love you, no matter what."
"Good, going now." Finally she got away from him. No one was helping her the way she needed help. Maybe Joshua will.
"Hey big fella."
"Hey lil fella."
"You know I need some help getting us through our little situation."
"Why?"
"Cus we don't have writers to do it for us."
"Why?"
"Cus they're gone."
"Why?"
"Cus FOX let them go."
"Why?"
"You know I don't know that answer. So think you can help?"
"Yup."
"Good."
"I can paint a sign that say's 'Save Dark Angel.' Huh?"
"That sound nice, but I need different help."
"Oh, I could paint barcodes all over the place for ya, send them in the mail to FOX."
"Well we have to get out of here first, and find a mailbox to put them in, soo why don't you help me."
"I know, I could go to savedarkangel.net."
"Ok, you know what, I'll just be going now." She turned and walked away as Joshua began to paint. Aaargh. People can be so annoying. If only FOX hadn't dropped Dark Angel, she wouldn't be going through this right now.
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"Ok Max. Now that we've shown we aren't leavin, what are we gonna do to get out of here? I mean we don't have that much food, and Logan and the others cant stay here long."
"What's in the script?"
"Ummm, we don't have one."
"What do you mean we don't have one?"
"Ummm, we don't have a script."
"Well get the writers to make one."
"Ummmm, we don't have writers anymore."
"What do you mean we don't have writers anymore?"
"They were released from their contracts."
"Well whose supposed to figure out how we get out of here?"
"I thought you would."
"Me?"
"Yeah, your the leader and all."
"Well I don't know what to do. The writers usually come up with that for me."
"Well, what do the writers usually do?"
"There's usually a couple of fight scenes, some drama between me and Logan, you make smart alec statements."
"Well, do that then."
"I don't know if that's how it works!"
"Don't yell at me, yell at FOX."
"Aiight. I guess we can do that."
"What yell at FOX!!?"
"No. Do what the writers usually do."
"Oh ok. So what about yelling at FOX?"
"We have to get out of here first."
"We could always send barcodes to UPN. Maybe they'll get us some writers."
"Yes, well we have to get out of here first."
"Or we could sign petitions, and send mail to FOX."
"Ok, can we do one thing at a time. Let's try to get out of here first."
"Logan could get on the net, and go to savedarkangel.net."
"I'm gonna kick your ass any second now if you don't shut up Alec."
"I'm just trying to help. You know snail mail is better than email."
"Really."
"Yes, and we could send mail to the FOX execs, and maybe they'll change their minds and give us our writers back. Maybe some better ones."
"Alec."
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Sheesh Max, you don't have to get mean." She rolled her eyes and walked away. It didn't take too long for her to run into Logan.
"So is the virus thing cured yet?" He asked.
"I don't know."
"Well, Joshua's blood could have changed it somehow, so that now we can touch."
"I don't know."
"Do you know when you will?"
"I don't know, the writers usually do that sort of thing."
"Well tell them to hurry up. It's getting a little old."
"Yeah well I would except we have no writers."
"What?"
"FOX let them go."
"Go where?"
"Home probably."
"When do they come back?"
"They don't. They were let go of their contracts."
"So what do we do now."
"I don't know. I have to figure out how to get us out of this situation."
"I know, we could petition FOX."
"Yes I'm sure we could."
"And if that doesn't work, we could send barcodes to UPN, they're better anyway."
"That's nice, really it is. But right now I have to figure a way to get us out of here!"
"Max, I want you to know I'll always love you, no matter what."
"Good, going now." Finally she got away from him. No one was helping her the way she needed help. Maybe Joshua will.
"Hey big fella."
"Hey lil fella."
"You know I need some help getting us through our little situation."
"Why?"
"Cus we don't have writers to do it for us."
"Why?"
"Cus they're gone."
"Why?"
"Cus FOX let them go."
"Why?"
"You know I don't know that answer. So think you can help?"
"Yup."
"Good."
"I can paint a sign that say's 'Save Dark Angel.' Huh?"
"That sound nice, but I need different help."
"Oh, I could paint barcodes all over the place for ya, send them in the mail to FOX."
"Well we have to get out of here first, and find a mailbox to put them in, soo why don't you help me."
"I know, I could go to savedarkangel.net."
"Ok, you know what, I'll just be going now." She turned and walked away as Joshua began to paint. Aaargh. People can be so annoying. If only FOX hadn't dropped Dark Angel, she wouldn't be going through this right now.
Did you get the message? Hope you liked the little story.
