Valon and the Raphael

Chapter 1

KG: Welcome to my first Disney Parody, I hope you'll enjoy it…

Valon: But why am I Beauty…or Belle…or whatever?

KG: Thank you for that question…Well anyway I asked my friend Courtland to give me male YGO names and I had the order of what I'll have them in written down…I didn't tell him what the names were for or else this silly order wouldn't happen…if this fic gets taken off then I'd be so hurt…and don't get mad if its not the same Beauty and the Beast order…I haven't seen this movie in years.

Bakura: Well since I'm gonna be in it I'll do the disclaimer…KG doesn't own Beauty and the Beast, nor YGO…Disney owns BatB and Kazuki Takahashi owns YGO…

KG: Here's the cast:

Belle- Valon

Beast- Raphael

Belle's dad- Joey

Gestalt- Marik

Gestalt's Servant- Bakura

KG: Please read and review.

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It was a sunny day when Valon decided to go to the library for a book. He wore a light blue dress (yes a dress) He walked into the door and was greeted by the libarian Pegasus. "Ah Valon back for another book?" Pegasus asked while putting a book back.

" Oh yes…I'm done with the first…I couldn't put it down…Boys getting high, girls getting laid…and porn pictures."

Pegasus chuckled and rubbed his baldhead and found a new book on his desk. " I'm glad you liked it Val… I just received this book today. Its called " A loves trial"…its about this girl getting kidnapped and then becoming famous for being picked up on the street by her dad…even though she didn't know it was her dad and vice versa. They then got married, had sex then kids…when she found out it was her dad she went to court." He said then handed Valon the book.

Valon looked at the hard cover book with a blue cover and then back at Pegasus. "Ok I'll take it…how long do I have to read it?"

" Oh…you can keep it…its all yours."

" Really?" Valon said smiling and then pulling his long, brown, silky, hair out of his eyes.

" Yes…Its all yours."

" Oh Ra…Thank you!" He said then hugging the old bald dude. He then ran out and the town was singing a stupid song. " SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR FREAKING MORNING!" Everyone became quiet and Valon then walked to a fountain and started reading. He was then interrupted by a bird, he looked down and kicked it away. " Darn birds."

" Valon…your attitude gets sexier every time I see you." A guy said as he swapped Valon's book from his hand. " Ra…you just wont put these damn porn books down would you? Honestly…I'm always here to…make all your naughty little dreams come true…" He said and Valon looked up and saw Marik in front of him with Bakura by him.

" Marik…I told you…you're not the right man for me…" Valon said while making the bow in his hair tighter. " And give back my damn book!."

" I'll give it back to you when you dress like a freaking boy…" Marik said threatening to tear out a page.

Valon's eyes grew big at the site and he fell to Marik's feet and pleaded. " Ok, ok…whatever you want…just don't hurt the book" Marik then dropped the book by Valon and he picked it up and hugged it.

" My precious…" Then a explosion came from a near by cottage.

" Ha…your crazy father must be up to those crazy experiments again." Marik laughed.

" My dad is not crazy! Just retarded…" Valon said then running to his house.

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KG: There we go…..I wish for 2 reviews to continue…and I do want to but if no one wants me to then I wont…

Valon: Why the fuck was I wearing a dress?

KG: Humor…and it was only for this Chappie…

Alister: Will I be in this fic?

KG: Yes you will…

Alister: Where?

KG: don't worry where…nor when…please review and tell me how Belle ends up at that yet…I'll do it my self…I'm gonna make it up