Disclaimer: I do not own Spyro the Dragon. I do not own any of the other characters. They belong to the respective companies.

Spyro ran as fast as his legs let him. The tunnel was really dark and he couldn't see a thing. His breath was hard and he was panting. He felt really tired and his legs really hurt but he just went on.

Finally, he saw a light in the end of the tunnel. He smiled at the possibility of freedom. He found new strength and rushed to reach liberty.

As he ran towards the light, he thought. He was escaping. Yeah, Spyro the dragon; the one who saved everyone in the universe a dozen of times. Brave as he was, he couldn't help imagining how embarrassed he would be if any of his friends saw him. What made him run like that? What was so terribly and utterly evil that obliged him not to confront him and fight? Well, the reason was maybe it was not a "him".

"Spyro"-said a seducing voice at the end of the tunnel. "You know you want this…"

Spyro looked terrified at the black figure and started to run to the other side.

"I can't believe I fought against the most brutal evil and I get frightened by a pair of emerald eyes."-he thought. But looking at the reason why he was escaping, maybe it was that much frightening.

The other ending of the tunnel was close and Spyro prayed to reach it faster than Cynder. He saw backwards and found no crazy female back there. He smiled while looking back, but as soon as he turned his head to the front he saw another reason to be scared.

Right there was another pair of blue eyes, but this time they were carried by a female of pink scales.

"Spyro!"-said Ember. "I finally found you! I was looking for you all this time. I love you! And I want to marry you, and have tons of sons and daughters with you!"

"Can this day possibly be worse?"-said Spyro as he ran again to the other side of the tunnel, hoping Cynder rounded the mountain.

"Where are you going?"-said Ember. "Oh, no. I've waited too long for this. I won't let you go! Never again!"

Spyro knew he had no escape. He saw Cynder's green eyes approaching fast and Ember's backwards as he stopped his run and started to pray. Nothing was at the sight except for four blue eyes coming towards him.

Suddenly, he saw a gate and he entered it as a castaway takes a life guard. He closed his eyes waiting for the imminent clash but no boom was heard. Instead, some kind of crazy sounds were heard, that seemed like… kisses?

Spyro opened his eyes and saw nothing but heard the sound lots of times, once and once again. He imagined what happened. Both dragonesses thought he was the other one, and could not see the truth because they had their eyes closed.

"Are they making out?"-he thought. "That is sick! But at least it will give me time to escape."

He ran towards one end and hoped they stood like that for long, and laughed at the funny episode that had just saved his life.

I hope you liked it haha. This was just a silly thing I wrote 'cause I missed writing something. Although it was not my initial intention, I could develop a story out of this. Would you like that? Just you tell me, and what you would like to happen. See ya!