Jack Shit - Jack Atlas changes his name to Jack Shit.
"Hello I am Jack Atlas and I would like to change my name," Jack Atlas said.
"Ok just sign these paper…"
Jack Atlas signed the papers and Yusei was there asking him why and what name.
"I'm just changing my last name Yusei, when we get married you'll have the same last name."
"What is it?" said Yusei.
Jack Atlas finished signing the papers he was now legally Jack Shit.
"Jack Shit," said Jack Atlas now legally known as Jack Shit.
"You will be Yusei Shit when we get married!"
"I…I.. okay… Jack…" Yusei said.
"I love you Yusei, I am so homo for you…." Jack said and kissed Yusei.
"Thanks…" said Yusei.
They left and Jack Atlas was now legally Jack Shit.
