Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any o' this stuff. 'Nuff said for the next 9 episodes
..."Ami, Ami! Pull-eaze help me with this! Onegaishimasi!" yelped an overly excited Serena.
"Daujoubu," answered a blue haired blue eyed brainiac named Ami (NO DA!). "Okay first you take the
dividend and...
Mean while Ryoko was up to her usual pranks at the Masaki residence...
"Aeka! Look what you did you little hen tai! You over-loaded the dish washer!" said Ryoko.
"Hidoi! You know it was you, Ryoko, that did that!" snapped Aeka.
Tenchi, the well fought over prize of the house tries to alleviate the fighting for it usually compromised sadly
on the expense of broken china. "Girls, girls! Quit fighting! I enrolled you in school, remember!?" he
yelled over the splintering sound of a liquor bottle.
"How could we forget?!" they said in unison.
"Hey, Aeka, are you forging my lines?!" Ryoko blasted at her 'friend' who she loved SOOOOOOOOOO much.
"Now wait a minute?!" swipted a very confused 24-hours a day smiley-mask wearer. "Since when did..."
EEEPPPPPPP! If Ryoko knew..."Chichiri, shut the shimatta up!" I'd get killed for that anyway but 'least
it be less painfull. Even if I wasn't dead, the use of 'no da'...
"Okay, hello peeps! This is Duo Maxwell reporting for duty in place of Zero for she threw herself into a coma!"
said Duo brightly, "However, all our hero's..."
"Whatcha want?" yelled Heero, "Well?". Rounds of bullets crash the glass dome of the anime-world.
"Lie, lie, lie, lie!" groaned the ever smiling Duo, "I meant hero, as in um...er... super-strong,star
of the show, and often quite kawaii chara..." Heero had just left the stage leaving Duo, dispirited for the
first time in his life. "Ah, oh well. I've got school now so bye."
"Are you saying I, the great emperor Hotohori, a grown man, has to attend this, this school?!" raged
Hotohori, the great (yeah right) emperor. "I do not wish to go to this..."
"Miaka will be there," said Nuriko, though unwillingly.
"Now that changes the situation greatly! Of course I'll go! I have been looking forward to this for weeks!"
bellowed Hotohori while 'gracefully' parroting across the page. "I'm off to see Miaka! The wonderful girl..."
"Currently at his office, Treize Kushrenada (gasps from the audience for his name is yes, pronounceable) stares
through an idea of thought," announces Lita.
"It might be interesting... But I, Kushrenada (gasps) -sama, 25 years old, attend school?" The idea, of course, was ridiculous enough to sastify Misato, unfortunately, she wasn't there. "No, I won't attend."
Lady Une bounded into the room and interrogated about his entrance. "Your Highness, Trei-sama, come to school!
Your an absolute good-looking nit-wit! And I need a friend there! Onegai..." Une was interrupted by Treize's
knowing of how long it takes me to type Onegaishima...
"Shut up!" yelled Treize, "You are spoiling my romantic moment here! And Une, I will NOT change
my..." I'm going to burst out laughing. Not only was Treize arguing about school on live TV but he was getting
kissed by his bijin on live TV. Prepare the papparazi! "I'm telling you," he said to me, "Shut up
about..."
*~*~*~*~*~*
"Okay, class," started Mrs. Usotsuki (snicker usotsuki means 'liar' for those of you who didn't know).
She peered down at the list. Urghe. Her class consisted of: Treize Kush...kushra...kashran (OH! I don't care),
Serena, Ryoko AND Aeka(?!?!?), Misato, Cye, Rowen, Lady Yoon, or is it Uny, or maybe Une?, Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell,
Austin Powers...AUSTIN POWERS?!? Heck no, thats Allen Schedzar (imitation Austin!), Gohan, Trunks, Amira, Michelle,
Ami, Myumi... My-yummy?, Zordike, Tori and Julian, Madison, Jesse, and James. Kuso, I'm gonna have a tough time
this year, she thought. For once, she thought right.
"Exuse me," said an unkown somebody with a bristle mushache an orange suitcase and blue hair as fake
as a three dollar bill.
"What do you want?" snapped Mrs. Usotsuki. The unkown somebody with a bristle mushache an orange suitcase
and blue hair as fake as a three dollar bill spoke:
"I wish to know the recipe for mushroom pie," said the unkown somebody with a bristle mushache an orange
suitcase and blue hair as fake as a three dollar bill.
Mrs. Usotsuki answered "First tell me your name so the author doesn't have to keep writing about an unkown
somebody with a bristle mushache an orange suitcase and blue hair as fake as a three dollar bill. Right, Zero?"
The unkown somebody with a bristle mushache an orange suitcase and blue hair as fake as a three dollar bill looked
slightly irritated by this turn of events. The class was excited about a turn-about of a class. 30 minutes into
geography and the teacher had been talking to an unkown somebody with a bristle mushache an orange suitcase and
blue hair as fake as a three dollar bill about pies! Sencing silliness, Rowen and Cye left. Misato followed them.
The class chattered away. "Hey, Amira, do you think we can get through the entire day?" Michelle asked
her partner.
"I don't know. Maybe we should ask that unkown somebody with a bristle mushache an orange suitcase and blue
hair as fake as a three dollar bill to follow us around untill school ends?" replied Amira, hoping to get
a sastifactory feed-back on her energy wasted in words.
"I could be studying arithnancy at Hogwarts!" thinks Hiroyuki (Heero). "Why the hell am I at the
University of Tokyo?"
"That is odd isn't it? I could also be..." declares Hitomi.
"Hey, wait a min! I didn't say it out-loud!" sputtered Hiroyuki.
"I know. My name is Hitomi," says Hitomi, which is acually Lady Une, trying yo get closer to Heero ("CALL
ME HIROYUKI!") so she can capture him for Treize-sama. Evil thoughts start brewing in her head.
"OH! Omigod! I know you!" Heer--- I MEAN Hiroyuki gains control of his emotions once more, suprised by
his sudden burst of realization, "You aren't Hitomi! You are acually Lady Une, the person who is trying to
get close to me so you can capture me for Treize Kushranada (gasp!)! Evil thought are brewing in your head!"
Lady Une smiled like some double sided femine version of that unknown somebody with the bristle mushache aa orange suitcase and blue hair that is as fake as a three dollar bill. It was an evil smile.
"I, the great Shinigami_196 is determined to learn something!" yelled Heeroyuki, "Zero, you spelled
my name wrong! It's Hiroyuki not Heeroyuki! Okay, minna-san, you will learn something: My name is spelled H-I-R-O-Y-U-K-I.
This is related to geography because Havana is the capitol of Cuba. That's where Elion Gonzalez is from but that
is social studies. THis is geography. Havana and Hiroyuki both start with H, thats the lesson today."
The entire class, which had just been chattering away a few seconds ago, stopped: DEAD. They all started at Heero
CUT! I ment Hiroyuki. Hiroyuki's sudden change in personality. So odd that Chichiri steps in to break the
scilence. He was acually wearing a different mask. It had blue hair as fake as a three dollar bill and a bristle
musache. He was also carrying an orange suitcase. He said: "No da (!), Hiroyuki (gasp! you remembered!) 's
name and Havana begin with 'B'. It's soooooo obvious!"
"Excuse me class, but you are getting out of hand!" yelled Mrs. Usotuski.
"Onna! You're too weak to even control your own class! This is an injustice to the school!" ranted who
else? Wufei. "The periods over and the only thing *this* class learned was that Heeroyuki and Havana both
begin with 'B'!"
"Wufei! It it spelled: H-I-R-O-Y-U-K-I! And Havana and Hiroyuki start with 'N' you nit-wit, not 'B'!"
hollored Hiroyuki.
"Class, settle down! Hiroyuki (gasp!) and Havana begin with 'H'!" yelled Mrs. Usotsuki. The whole school
started howling about justice and that Hiroyuki (gasp!) and Havana do not start with 'H'. After much cotrovercy,
the case remaned unsolved and Hiroyuki and Havana, as decided, begin with different letters.
The entire class walked out the door to science class. Aeka and Ryoko got lost on the
way there.
