What's wrong with me?

Ok. This is a story about Ryou starting to get a crush on Bakura, the only problem is that Bakura hates his guts and he fancies Yami anyway.

Note: this is a dare- I was dared by my friend to do a story on this, so I am!

Ryou's thoughts

[Yugi talking to Yami and vice-versa]

{Ryou talking to Bakura and vice-versa}

Ryou stayed at school late most days. Partly to get extra brownie points, and partly because he didn't want to face the traumatic mixed up world that was his home life. Bakura didn't go to school because he thought it was for people who didn't know anything. Says the person who can't do his own meals or work a shower. Ryou thought.

"You can go home now Ryou."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes Ryou." Ryou sighed and left. He was on his way home when he saw Yugi.

"HEY! Ryou!" he called cheerily. Ryou tried to ignore him. He didn't do this often, but he just didn't feel like talking to anyone right now. Ryou sped up to try and lose Yugi, only to find out Yugi was running at him yelling,

"Didn't you hear me?!" god, he's sooooo persistent…  Ryou slowed down again. Yugi caught up and burst into speech immediately. "Didn't you hear me? I've been yelling at you for ages! I think you should get a hearing aid. How are you? Anything wrong? You look like there's something wrong. Do you feel alright?" Ryou just sighed and walked on. When he came to his house, he was for once overjoyed. "Oh, by the way… Yami wants you to say hi to Bakura for him."

"Right then… bye." Ryou said vaguely. Why would Yami want me to say hi to Bakura for? He strolled in and closed the door behind him.

{I'm home.}

{WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'm HUNGRY!} Ryou sighed. He went straight into the kitchen. Bakura was sitting at the table looking pissed off.

"Hurry up! I've been sitting here for ages waiting for you to feed me!"

"I had a great day at school… how was your day?" Ryou answered derisively. Bakura just poked his tongue out and stared at him. Ryou turned round and started making tea.

"Oh, and Yami said hi." Bakura jolted.

"Yami said hi to me?" he asked.

"Yup…why is that hard to believe?"

"Hey, you're friends with the short kid who looks like Yami aren't you?"

"Yes…"

"Come on. We're going over there." Why? Bakura started dragging Ryou out of the kitchen door. Ryou tried to protest, but he had this strange feeling inside that kept stopping him. "Anything you say…" Ryou said. Bakura spun around.

"Shut up." He snapped and punched Ryou in the arm. Ow!

They reached the game shop ten minutes later. Bakura ran up to the door and rung the bell.

"You'd better have a good excuse for us being here." Bakura snapped. Wha…?

Yugi opened the door. "Oh Hi Ryou! Um… hello Bakura… you're not here to kill me are you?" Bakura growled.

{Time for the excuse Ryou!} Ryou gulped.

"Um, our microwave is broke… c,can I make tea here?" Yugi looked puzzled.

"Couldn't you have called for pizza instead of coming all this way?"

"Um…… the phones are dead to."

"Oh… come in then!" Ryou and Bakura walked into the shop and then through the door, into the living room.

Yami was infront of the TV singing the ketchup song and dancing to it.

"Friday night it's party time feeling ready looking fine

Viene diego rumbeando

 With the magic in his eyes

Checking every girl in sight

Grooving like he does the mambo

He's the man alli en la disco

Playing sexy feeling hotter

He's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga

And the dj that he knows well

On the spot always around twelve

Plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa

Y la baila and he dances y la canta."

"This is the good bit…" Yugi whispered to Ryou. Bakura was mesmerised.

"Aserejè ja de jè jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva

Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi.

  Aserejè ja de jè jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva

Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi."

Yami suddenly turned around to face them. He screamed and fell backwards off the settee. Yugi started laughing his head off. Yami got up blushing.

[Why didn't you say people were over?]

[I thought it would be funny!]

[Yeah… for everyone except me!]

[Yup!] Yami glared at Yugi.

"Why are you both over here?" Yami said, turning to glare at Ryou and Bakura.

"Um, m,my microwave is broken."

"You can cook stuff?"

"Yeah, pretty good actually."

"Good. Because Yugi can't." Yugi glowered at Yami while he put an arm round Ryou and led him to the kitchen. Bakura sat down and gave a small sigh. Yugi turned round to look at him. "What's wrong with you?" he asked. Bakura looked up.

"I'm only here because Yami said hi and I got excited. I thought he would be glad to see me."

"Oh… well… I kinda made that up to see how you'd react… now I know you LOVE him!" Bakura flushed.

"You little brat!" he lunged at Yugi. Yugi dodged him, but was two slow to respond as Bakura tried again. Bakura pinned him to the ground. Yami and Ryou came in just in time to see Bakura begin to throttle Yugi.

"HEY!" Yami yelled. He dived at Bakura, knocking him off Yugi, and landing on top of him. Then he started beating the shit out of him. Ryou helped Yugi up and onto the settee.

"Sorry about that. I can't take him anywhere." Ryou said. Yugi smiled.

[Hey! Will ya stop that? He's near death!]

[Yes… and I I'm gonna go all the way to death! I can keep this up all night! I can just feel the tension and anger flowing out of me…]

[Damn it Yami, just GET OFF!]  Yami sighed and got off Bakura. He went over and sat by Yugi as if nothing had happened. Bakura sat up and coughed a lot.

{Oi! Take me home!} Ryou stood up and went to help Bakura up. Bakura shoved him away.

{I said take me home! I don't want your help! Or your pity for that matter, so don't look at me like that!} So Ryou just sighed and opened the door, and waited for Bakura to stagger up and limp out of the door.

"Hey Ryou?" Yami called, "What about tea?" Ryou didn't answer. He just shut the door behind him and left with Bakura through the game shop door.

Once they were a couple of blocks away, Ryou glanced sideways at Bakura. He was still limping slightly, and bleeding a whole lot. Aww, poor baby… huh!?! Where did that come from?!!?!  

"You need medical attention…" he murmured couple a minutes later.

"Which you will give me when we get home! Now shut up!" Ryou fell silent. 'Don't know why he's having a go at me… 

When they both were inside the house, Ryou went to get the first aid box. He cleaned up all the blood on Bakura, and then he cleaned the cuts and put plasters on the larger ones. Ryou went to bed and turned the light off. Bakura slept in the room opposite him.

Why do I feel so much like I need to hold Bakura and tell him everything's alright? He must be feeling awful… I mean, he says he loves Yami, so he must be hurting emotionally as well as physically… but that doesn't explain why I feel like kissing him too… what's wrong with me?

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Well… there's number one! I haven't even finished my other story yet! Oh well… I'll go back to that now. Review or I'll just forget about this story o.k?  BYE!