Disclaimer: This story was written for comedic purposes so please don't take it seriously.
cut to Anvil and Chippy at Ruben's office
Ruben: YOU GUYS AREN'T SATATNIC ENOUGH
Anvil: What do you mean
Chippy: We drown those puppies like you told us too
Ruben: You need to torture the tribes more
Anvil: I pit pudding in Chloe's underpants
Ruben: Weak
Chippy: I told Abby the only the thing is giving head and she managed to do the opposite
Ruben: PATHETIC so I need you guys to speak it my machine
Anvil: What The Hay does this do
Ruben: I'll show you *presses a button*
*The button sucks up Anvil's and Chippy's rudeness*
Ruben: Here is how I want you guys to act
Rude Anvil: *walks out of the machine* what's up mother fuckers
screen turns static for second and it cuts to BWBW Barney
BWBW Barney: Hey gay fuck that's my fucking line
Cut back to Ruben's Lair
Rude Chippy: I'm going to fuck up the other tribes
Chippy: Your going to fuck the other tribes
Rude Chippy: Shut up you autistic twat
Chippy: We were cloned form me so your most likely autistic too
Rude Chippy: Whatever i'm going to Chloe's house
At Chloe's house
Chloe: Oh hi Chippy wanna eat some cereal and we can watch the JFK shootings I have on tape
Rude Chippy: Ok slut
In the living room
Rude Chippy: *eats the cereal* What cereal is this and which fucker bought it
Chloe: It's Total and my uncle picked it out
Rude Chippy: TELL HIM THIS TATSES LIKE FUCKING SHIT
Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT TOTAL
Rude Chippy: It tastes like shit *tilts the fridge on him and TG gets crushed*
Tourettes Guy: JESUSE CRAP I FEEL LIKE A FAT ASS LANDED ON ME
Chloe: Now what do you want to eat
Rude Chippy: I WANT YOU TO EAT THIS SHIT *grabs an Urn*
Chloe: THOSE ARE TIMMY'S ASHES AFTER HE DIED ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Rude Chippy: EAT IT YOU FUCKER OR RUBEN WILL COME AND KILL YOU
Chloe: *scoops out a piece and chews on it*
Later at the Starbucks/Littlest Pet Shop
Rude Anvil: *drinking Hazel Nut coffee* THIS TASTES LIKE A FAT SWEATY BLACK GUY'S CLEVELAND STEAMER
Blythe: Well sorry it's not my fault Mrs. Twombly's all timer's is getting worst
Blythe: Yesterday she still thought she was cable of Kung Fu Quitting she ended up getting the sewinf needle stuck in her vagina and she to go to the hospital
Blythe: It took two hours to remove due for the only thing the doctors had was a pair or twisters it was so horrible to watch
Rude Anvil: *laughing*
Blythe: ANVIL ARE YOU LAUGHING
Rude Anvil: Mrs. Twombly is an ass
Blythe: FUCK YOU I'M BEING SERIOUS
Rude Anvil: How's this for being serious you f****t *puts all of her Play Flurry issues into a paper shredder*
Blythe: GET YOUR FAT PUSSY OUT OF HERE NOW
Later
Johnny Test: *showing Matthew Davis the wikipedia page for Johnny Show (tv show)* SEE MY SHOW END IN 2014 SO NOW CAN YOU STOP FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT YOU PUSSY
Matthew Davis: How about never you retarded gay dick sucking twat
Rude Anvil: Hey Johnny
Johnny Test: What the fuck do you want?
Rude Chippy: Your neck is ugly
Matthew Davis: True dat
Johnny Test: Hey!
Rude Anvil: So we got you neckacle
Rude Chippy: Made with rope
Johnny Test: Ok *put it on*
The neckacle is actually a gallow and it chokes him to death
Johnny Test: *starts choking* woah didn't se that coming *dies*
Matthew Davis: THANK YOU GUYS YOU AMAZING I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS
At the kitchen of his house
Matthew Davis: Why the fuck do you guys want me here
Rude Chippy: So we this! *puts his cat in the microwave*
Rude Anvil: And this *starts urinating on Matthew Davis' DVD collection*
Rude Chippy: And this *pours gas on Him and all over the kitchen*
Matthew Davis: *gets out a pair of Socker Boppers* YOU FUCKING MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON YOU HERE ME
Rude Anvil: Before we live I just want to say some bad news
Matthew Davis: What?
Rude Chippy and Rude Anvil: We're smokers *throw there cigarettes at Matthew Davis as they run*
Matthew Davis: *gets let on fire*
At Eric Feeble's House
Eric: Finally I made the paper proving I did not touch that little girl
Clarie: You mean the paper Brain is chewing on
Brain: *chewing on Eric's paper*
Eric: STOP THAT BRAIN *pulls it and realizes half of it was eaten*
Eric: DAMNIT BRAIN NOW I HAVE TO GO RETYPE THE PART THAT'S MISSING *stress vein beats*
In Eric's room
Eric: *typing*
Rude Anvil: Ew you use windows vista
Eric: Yes cause it's cheap
Rude Chippy: And your using internet explorer f****
Eric: STOP FUCKING MOCKING ME JUST FOR THE PROGRAM I USE JESUE TAPPING DANCING CHRIST YOU WANKERS *stress vein beats*
Rude Anvil: *pees on Eric's computer*
Eric: STOP FUCKING PISSING EVERYWHERE
Rude Chippy: *sets Eric's room on fire*
Eric: *runs out*
Clarie: I'm so cold
Eric: Here use this allgery friendly blanket
Rude Anvil: Your father is a cunt dick-face
Rude Chippy: Use this table cloth instead
Clarie: *puts in around her shoulder and gets a rash*
Eric: *runs out* HOW COULD THIS BLOODY DAY GET ANY WORST!?
Hannsen: Oh hi there Eric mind having a shit right over there
Eric: *stress vein chokes him*
Later at Ruben's lair
Ruben: *watching Rude Anvil and Rude Chippy's antics* HA HA HA
Anvil: Can you get rid of the clones
Ruben: Why?
Chippy: There annoying
Ruben: Hey they might do something important you know
Sudden Hitler comes crashing in a flying machine
Hitler: nazis ! kidnappen diese Verzögerung cunts und ripp von dort Schwänze und Tölpel
Nazis: *kidnap Anvil and Chippy*
Later on the news
Chet: This just in Hitler has came to life and is now taking over The Area
In Hitler's flying machine
Anvil: Untie us now!
Hitler: nicht außer Amboss haben Sie schöne Brüste
Chippy: Someone please save us
Rude Anvil: *sees Hitler* Hey Hitler where did you get your outfit the dollar store
Rude Chippy: Where did you get your hair pubic hairs r us
Hitler: fick euch nazis Tötet sie!
Rude Anvil and Rude Chippy: *start murdering the nazis*
One blood orgy later
Hitler: oh Scheiße Sie cunts soll mein warth Gesicht
Rude Anvil: *rips off Hitler's dick and eats it*
Rude Chippy: *rips off Hitler's face*
Hitler: *dies form blood loss*
Later
Anvil: Ruben I guess you were right
Chippy: Our Rude Clones saved us
Rude Anvil: Fuck you guys
Rude Chippy: I'm going to play GTA 5 with Rude Anvil N***as
Ruben: You see kids it's ok to be rude sometimes
Ruben,Anvil and Chippy: *laugh but get blown up*
Cut to BWBW Barney
BWBW Barney: That's for stealing my life
