Roxas was bored, heck he was so bored he could... oh wait, that's it!
"Hey, Axel lets go shopping" Roxas smiled at his red head friend who rolled his eyes and shrugged.
"Sure, whatever" Roxas nodded and dragged him, literally, out of the castle.
He looked around franticly, and turned to Axel on the brink of tears, "Dude, where's my car!"
Axel shrugged in nonchalant manner, then snapped his fingers a look of realisation coming over his blank face.
"Hey, Roxas..." Roxas turned to him eyes fill with tears already, he sniffed.
"Y-yeah" He sobbed before breaking out into a fresh round of tears.
"Um, what the hell's a car?" Roxas smiled thoughtfully and started making wild hand gestures,
"Car's also known as automobiles, a road vehicle, usually with four wheels and powered by an internal-combustion engine, designed to carry a small number of passengers" He nodded in understanding.
"Yeah that makes sense" He nodded to himself and smiled at Roxas "Sooooo, What's a car?"
Roxas slapped himself in the forehead "You know, I have no idea"
And so we learnt never to beam foreign information into video game characters head, lest you want them to go on a killing spree with a chainsaw
