Title: MVA

Authors: Basha and Brunka

Disclaimer: We own nothing, DUH! Except for certain characters who will appear later.

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Chapter 1: of Seth Cohen killing Anna Stern

Once upon a time in a land far far away called Newport Beach...

Seth Cohen and his girlfriend Summer Roberts decided to spend the day at the zoo. A new monkey exhibit had just opened and Seth wanted to take a picture of them to send to the Nana.

Summer went to stand by the monkeys for her photo when GASP! She was captured by one. The large and ugly monkey carried Summer behind the monkey cage and ripped off its mask.

BEHOLD! Beneath the simian veneer was the one and only bitch Anna Stern.

Back at Anna's secret headquarters (her attic), she tied Summer to a chair and began scolding her for having relations with her brother. (Opps, that was "Flowers in the Attic", she thought to herself)

oh well, no matter, why not chop off the hair anyway?

So off went Summer's long locks. And onto the head off Anna were they glued.

Anna, now convinced she looked exactly like Summer, strolled out of her house wearing only Summer's hair and a toga she had made herself out of old newspaper clippings and one of those newspaper hats grandpas love to make in their spare time.

Upon finding Seth, Anna flung her arms around his neck proclaiming, "I am Summer, kiss me you fool!"

And Seth, although fairly clueless sometimes, did notice that the newspaper wearing woman with hair glued to her head was not indeed his girlfriend, but the one and only weird ugly freak Anna Stern.

"What the Hell?!?!" He exclaimed, "Where the hell is Summer, you ass? What did you do to her? And why do you have her hair glued to your head? And why the hell are you wearing newspaper?"

"Well, Seth, you must be very confused, for I am the Summer of whom you speak. It is I, my darling! Have you missed me? Come let us run in the surf together, and then you may wear a beautiful newspaper outfit of your own, I have made one especially for you!"

Seth baffled and confused stared into space for a few moments before snapping back to reality and hitting Anna. HARD. Those macho lessons from Ryan had really payed off.

Frazzled by the mighty blow dealt by Seth, Anna stumbled into the road, right into the middle of oncoming traffic.

SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK

The sounds of a horrible traffic accident mingle with the odd barking noise that escaped from Anna's mouth.

Her legs had severed completely from her body, laying haphazardly in the drive thru of a nearby In-n-Out Burger.

Before drifting into unconsciousness she barked her plea to the nearest EMT, "If at all possible, I'd like for my new legs to be those of a flamingo. Pinky, is my most favorite graphic cartoon heroine ever. My Seth would love me if I was just like her."

The EMT gave her an odd look, and wrote down the request.

What the fuck is wrong with these rich people? Flamingo legs? Jesus Christ, and a fucking newspaper dress, with glued on hair. I never should have left Nebraska. Thought the EMT

Seth stormed into Anna's attic desperate to find Summer.

In a dimly lit corner, Seth finds Summer. Bald, making paper dolls, eating poisoned cookies, and wearing an old orange house coat and a purple tiara with the words "Party like it's 1999!"displayed proudly on the front in gold letters.

"Summer, what the hell happened, you're bald!"

"Nuhuh, Shut up Cohen! Want a cookie? Mmmm good!"

"No thanks Summer, I think those might not be the best things to eat, and besides I just had some In-n-Out."

"Oh, okay, Cohen, do ya wanna play paper dolls? This one is Morgana yours can be Heschi."

"Summer, lets go, what did she do to you?" "Who? The cookie lady? She gave me this pretty dress to wear. And A CROWN!!! She said I was a princess, and this was my CASTLE! Ooohhh it's so pretty, I never want to leave!"

"Come on Summer, time to leave now." Seth chided, then he carried her to the car.

After a nice long visit to the hospital Summer was released, the drugs from the cookies had worn off, and she had agreed to take off the house coat and crown. Unfortunately, she now knew her hair was gone. She spent a good 20 minutes trying to remove the doctor's, but in the end he won, and Summer left wearing an angry trucker hat and a frown.

weeks later, Summer had agreed to leave the house. And she and Seth went for a walk on the pier. Suddenly they heard a loud noise. Squawking and little yelps of "Ouch!"resounded throughout the harbor area.

"What the hell is that? It looks like a giant chicken!"

"No, wait it's a person. No, wait it's Anna! On flamingo legs?!?!?!?!"

So Anna spent the rest of her days following Seth and Summer on her flamingo legs. She fell a lot because her heavy body was too much for her flamingo legs to carry. And when she fell the other flamingos that followed her would pounce on her, hoping to become her mate.

Once discovered by the authorities underneath 12 angry flamingos, Anna was taken to the local insane asylum where she bunked with Marissa, who had been admitted after a fall from her balcony weeks before, piss drunk!

Review, and you shall find out WHY Marissa fell. Come on, just do it, it's FUNNY!